Wtf trying to go out with a chick. - Page 3

**Mollocephalus** · 11-12-2009, 01:36 AM

also this thread has now turned into a phallocratic thread

**darkshark** · 11-12-2009, 04:44 AM

When one of those girls decides to bite down, I don't think your tactic will work as well anymore.

justaguy · 11-12-2009, 05:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Mollocephalus

i love how people like to act all "****ting on girls yeah im a real man" while they are as pitiful with women. let's get it straight, there is nothing wrong in going on dating sites. you could find people that you would hardly meet otherwise. the problem is in the way you deal with intersex relationship and probably the fact you're not capable of getting social enough.

thanks dr. phil. please, give me more insight.

Jokee · 11-12-2009, 07:46 AM

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Originally Posted by 25thhour

Lol, Just be friends with her. Then sabotage her relationship secretly. Then you console her and make her happy. Then you ask her out.

Then she says no because your friendship is too deep and she doesn't want to end it.

Xx{Midnight}xX · 11-12-2009, 08:28 AM

Why are you bitching about her having found someone. Dude, you weren't dating from what you said just chatting... Like friends do. I'm awfully confused..

On a side note, welcome to my sig KgZ.

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Originally Posted by KgZ

next time instead of trying to talk to the girl acting like a sketchball just whip your dick and stick it in her mouth; dont even say anything

she might resist at first bull she'll come around eventually

**samurai7694** · 11-12-2009, 09:10 AM

lol you kids and your dating websites. I only have like 5 bookmarked.

**revolutionomega** · 11-12-2009, 10:16 AM

lmfao

oh and DS has got a point.
You won't be smackin' a ho if you're bleeding to death from lacking a dick...

Chasing leprechauns · 11-12-2009, 05:39 PM

Alright alright. For one thing you can talk to as many girls as you want online. That means for a couple things: 1 she is probably a male. 2 It probably isn't even the same girl in the picture. Add probably about another 200 pounds. 3 You don't even know who your talking too. That girl can pretend to be whoever she wants too. When she starts to say these intimate things to you how do you know it's her talking? It could be somebody else doing the smooth talking for her. Get a girlfriend in real life. There are many women out there. You just have to get your head out of them porno magazines.

Be safe. Wear protection

NFD · 11-12-2009, 05:41 PM

i weigh 149lbs >:

Chasing leprechauns · 11-12-2009, 05:43 PM

I was just making a point that a lot of people lie about their pictures of who they are. Not all of them. But some.

Be safe. Wear protection

**One Winged Angel** · 11-12-2009, 05:46 PM

but it's my birthday!

Fast Fingered Fiend · 11-12-2009, 05:56 PM

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Originally Posted by justaguy

they're all fat and hispanic

More cushion for the pushin

Chasing leprechauns · 11-12-2009, 05:59 PM

fast fingered fiend has a point.

Fast Fingered Fiend · 11-12-2009, 06:02 PM

also, she'll clean your house for you the next morning

**funmonkey54** · 11-12-2009, 06:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Fast Fingered Fiend

also, she'll clean your house for you the next morning

I'm thinking free hotel tampons too.

Chasing leprechauns · 11-12-2009, 06:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Fast Fingered Fiend

also, she'll clean your house for you the next morning

Great point. I'm staying at a hotel tonight.

Fast Fingered Fiend · 11-12-2009, 06:22 PM

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Originally Posted by chasing leprechauns

be safe. Wear protection

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super kid · 11-12-2009, 07:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Chasing leprechauns

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Wear protection

Or just stick it in her butt.

Quote:

Originally Posted by KgZ

next time instead of trying to talk to the girl acting like a sketchball just whip your dick and stick it in her mouth; dont even say anything

Sig'd.

Eddie the munster · 11-12-2009, 07:19 PM

no thanks i don't like bean skins on my penis

**samurai7694** · 11-12-2009, 07:28 PM

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Originally Posted by justaguy

they're all fat and hispanic

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Originally Posted by justaguy

they're all fat and hispanic

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Originally Posted by justaguy

hispanic

that's where I draw the line >:O

11-12-2009, 01:36 AM	#41
Mollocephalus Custom User Title Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Italy Age: 35 Posts: 2,601	Re: Wtf trying to go out with a chick. also this thread has now turned into a phallocratic thread __________________

11-12-2009, 04:44 AM	#42
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11-12-2009, 09:10 AM	#46
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11-12-2009, 10:16 AM	#47
revolutionomega FFR Veteran Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: White Plains, New York Age: 32 Posts: 2,240	Re: Wtf trying to go out with a chick. lmfao oh and DS has got a point. You won't be smackin' a ho if you're bleeding to death from lacking a dick... __________________ "AW MAN, WE SUCK AGAIN!" - Rob Schneider, The Waterboy (1998)

11-12-2009, 05:39 PM	#48
Chasing leprechauns FFR Player Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 17	Re: Wtf trying to go out with a chick. Alright alright. For one thing you can talk to as many girls as you want online. That means for a couple things: 1 she is probably a male. 2 It probably isn't even the same girl in the picture. Add probably about another 200 pounds. 3 You don't even know who your talking too. That girl can pretend to be whoever she wants too. When she starts to say these intimate things to you how do you know it's her talking? It could be somebody else doing the smooth talking for her. Get a girlfriend in real life. There are many women out there. You just have to get your head out of them porno magazines. Be safe. Wear protection __________________ Leprechaun chaser Be safe. Wear protection

11-12-2009, 05:41 PM	#49
NFD FFR Player Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: I see us on a beach down in, Mexico Age: 31 Posts: 4,715	Re: Wtf trying to go out with a chick. i weigh 149lbs >: __________________

11-12-2009, 05:43 PM	#50
Chasing leprechauns FFR Player Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 17	Re: Wtf trying to go out with a chick. I was just making a point that a lot of people lie about their pictures of who they are. Not all of them. But some. Be safe. Wear protection __________________ Leprechaun chaser Be safe. Wear protection

11-12-2009, 05:59 PM	#53
Chasing leprechauns FFR Player Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 17	Re: Wtf trying to go out with a chick. fast fingered fiend has a point. __________________ Leprechaun chaser Be safe. Wear protection

11-12-2009, 06:02 PM	#54
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11-12-2009, 07:19 PM	#59
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