shameful confessions :x - Page 7

chidori! · 09-4-2008, 06:51 PM

i'm a simi-retard

poochieCREAM · 09-4-2008, 06:53 PM

i once sleepwalked into the kitchen and pulled my pants down
..my mother and brother told me

**Panic4Me** · 09-4-2008, 07:08 PM

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Originally Posted by funmonkey54

I have never kissed a girl.

I have. x]

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Originally Posted by funmonkey54

Dude, they seriously had no idea. One is my friend Jessica. I felt somewhat guilty taking away some of their innocence, but if I didn't do it, there parents would. lol, imagining that.

Jessica: Mom, what is an orgasm?
Jessica's Mom: Holy... Who told you waht an orgasm was?!
Jessica: Some kids at school...
Jessica's Mom: Well, I guess you need to know...
It is pretty much the physical and emotional sensation experienced at the peak of sexual excitation, usually resulting from stimulation of the sexual organ and usually accompanied in the male by ejaculation...
Jessica: Oh no...
Jessica's Mom: What?
Jessica: um... nothing...

My name is Jessica. o.o

I remembered another one. I was a member of club penguin before my friends told me about FFR. :l

**s0ulst0n3** · 09-4-2008, 07:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Panic4Me

I remembered another one. I was a member of club penguin before my friends told me about FFR. :l

Me too!!

NFD · 09-4-2008, 07:10 PM

My teacher in my Algebra class is senile, and sometimes I just write down random answers and get 5/5 on my homework =X

poochieCREAM · 09-4-2008, 07:16 PM

i want to have at least 6 children.

<.<;;

**Panic4Me** · 09-4-2008, 07:16 PM

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Originally Posted by NFD

My teacher in my Algebra class is senile, and sometimes I just write down random answers and get 5/5 on my homework =X

I used to do that too.... actually, everyone in my class did. Sometimes I wouldn't even do anything and he'd walk past and say I got full credit. xD

**Redorigami** · 09-4-2008, 07:29 PM

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Originally Posted by poochieCREAM

i once sleepwalked into the kitchen and pulled my pants down
..my mother and brother told me

I did this, but proceeded to pee in the cabinets

**R-Sisco** · 09-4-2008, 07:33 PM

I have psychosis and I don't take meds.

**funmonkey54** · 09-4-2008, 07:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Redorigami

I did this, but proceeded to pee in the cabinets

I also did this, but I walked to the bathroom and peed in the sink.

**Redorigami** · 09-4-2008, 07:38 PM

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Originally Posted by funmonkey54

I also did this, but I walked to the bathroom and peed in the sink.

I've also eaten half a jar of mayonnaise and taken a shower in my sleep.

**Fantasticone** · 09-4-2008, 07:40 PM

I loss 700k today.

**Mans0n** · 09-4-2008, 07:50 PM

I cant believe its not butter.

tuv · 09-4-2008, 07:54 PM

I'm a furry...
or am I...

**Babyvpr** · 09-4-2008, 07:56 PM

I find oral sex really fun.

**Mans0n** · 09-4-2008, 07:59 PM

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Originally Posted by tuv

I'm a furry...
or am I...

Someone ban him, all 130 of his posts are of him questioning people if he's a furry or not. dude we get it.
enough. And liz, you like blowing, or getting blown?
LoL

**MyRoseTearsBlood** · 09-4-2008, 08:00 PM

I'm 17, a guy, and afraid to has sex

**Mans0n** · 09-4-2008, 08:03 PM

Afraid to have sex = little 8===D

non subbies gtfo of this thread, subbies unite!

ieatyourlvllol · 09-4-2008, 08:09 PM

I once played StepMania.

STEPMANIAENMASCARADO · 09-4-2008, 08:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mans0n

afraid to have sex = little 8===d

non subbies gtfo of this thread, subbies unite!

all people of color vacate the thread

09-4-2008, 06:51 PM	#121
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09-4-2008, 06:53 PM	#122
poochieCREAM FFR Player Join Date: May 2008 Location: Brisbane, Australia Age: 31 Posts: 480	Re: shameful confessions :x i once sleepwalked into the kitchen and pulled my pants down ..my mother and brother told me __________________ LOVEGENERATION.

09-4-2008, 07:10 PM	#125
NFD FFR Player Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: I see us on a beach down in, Mexico Age: 32 Posts: 4,715	Re: shameful confessions :x My teacher in my Algebra class is senile, and sometimes I just write down random answers and get 5/5 on my homework =X __________________

09-4-2008, 07:16 PM	#126
poochieCREAM FFR Player Join Date: May 2008 Location: Brisbane, Australia Age: 31 Posts: 480	Re: shameful confessions :x i want to have at least 6 children. <.<;; __________________ LOVEGENERATION.

09-4-2008, 07:33 PM	#129
R-Sisco FFR Veteran Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 163	Re: shameful confessions :x I have psychosis and I don't take meds.

09-4-2008, 07:40 PM	#132
Fantasticone D7 Elite Keymasher Join Date: Aug 2006 Age: 35 Posts: 6,003	Re: shameful confessions :x I loss 700k today. __________________

09-4-2008, 07:50 PM	#133
Mans0n Sun and Stars Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Central Californ.i.a. Age: 31 Posts: 2,907	Re: shameful confessions :x I cant believe its not butter. __________________ http://www.facebook.com/?ref=logo#!/Br0wnbread Check out my band profile and give it a like! :P

09-4-2008, 07:54 PM	#134
tuv FFR Player Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: monteal Age: 36 Posts: 188	Re: shameful confessions :x I'm a furry... or am I... Last edited by tuv; 09-4-2008 at 07:57 PM..

09-4-2008, 07:56 PM	#135
Babyvpr ლ(ಠ益ಠ)ლ Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Ventura, California Posts: 512	Re: shameful confessions :x I find oral sex really fun.

09-4-2008, 08:00 PM	#137
MyRoseTearsBlood FFR Veteran Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 14 Billion Club, New York Age: 34 Posts: 698	Re: shameful confessions :x I'm 17, a guy, and afraid to has sex __________________ FUS RO DAH!

09-4-2008, 08:03 PM	#138
Mans0n Sun and Stars Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Central Californ.i.a. Age: 31 Posts: 2,907	Re: shameful confessions :x Afraid to have sex = little 8===D non subbies gtfo of this thread, subbies unite! __________________ http://www.facebook.com/?ref=logo#!/Br0wnbread Check out my band profile and give it a like! :P

09-4-2008, 08:09 PM	#139
ieatyourlvllol FFR Player Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: it's a mystery oooo Posts: 3,221	Re: shameful confessions :x I once played StepMania.

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