FFR Fanfiction--RL

[Kairon]

And while we're making things impossible, diagonal scroll as well.

[Ratchetlombax]

But what happens...when Kairon succeeds?
D*mn you, writer's block...I'm trying to figure that out...
Maybe Tass could teleport in (because he's f*cking Tass) and rescue Kairon, then proceed to destroy the lair...but Tater Tot has secretly constructed a second one, and is holding Fido prisoner...
Edit: BTW, diagonal scroll isn't too difficult, I've AAA'd two songs with it.

[Tater Tot]

If you want to you can ask me for ideas for some random bull****. It's about all I'm good for. For example, why not have Tass blast a hole in the wall of my mountaintop fortress using a roflcopter he stole from my fleet? Also, the fortress could be guarded by cosplaying ninja furries, as their cosplay fur would keep them warm. Logically meaning, after tracking mr down to my mountaintop fortress, Tass would have either fought, or snuck past my ninja furries in order to steal the roflcopter in the first place. Perhaps he was guided there by a homing beacon on Kairon shaped like an arrow that he slipped on him at some earlier time?

[Ratchetlombax]

Originally Posted by Tater Tot

If you want to you can ask me for ideas for some random bull****. It's about all I'm good for.

Thanks, I really need it right about now! XD

Originally Posted by Tater Tot

why not have Tass blast a hole in the wall of my mountaintop fortress using a roflcopter he stole from my fleet? Also, the fortress could be guarded by cosplaying ninja furries, as their cosplay fur would keep them warm. Logically meaning, after tracking mr down to my mountaintop fortress, Tass would have either fought, or snuck past my ninja furries in order to steal the roflcopter in the first place. Perhaps he was guided there by a homing beacon on Kairon shaped like an arrow that he slipped on him at some earlier time?

ROFL, awesome ideas. Granted, I'm still a n00b, so perhaps you could explain to me just what a furry is? Srsly, I've heard of them from every corner of the forums...
Also, how would Tass blast a hole in the wall? Maybe he'd secretly discovered your ultimate weapon, the ROFL Nuke, and fired it into the mountain. Or...he could just punch straight into it, inducing a landslide (because he's f*cking Tass).
Anyway, I'm trying to think of a way for one of your roflcopters to take down Tass (how impossible is that? 0.o Maybe with an OMG missile, or WTF bomb?) so that he gets imprisoned and then has to challenge the you at SSR to escape. Of course, being f*cking Tass, he'll win, right? But you'll catch him again later. Then, somehow...EAG goes evil and joins you...
Still tossing ideas around...*juggles three ideas, misses and hits the computer with one* oh, noes!

[Tater Tot]

If there's going to be a nuke you can call it the nubbinator or n00bclear missle / bomb. It can be a special nuke specifically created to set everyone skill back to it's most pathetic level.

As for furries, they're people with a fur fetish as far as I can tell. Anybody want to verify that?

Every roflcopter comes standard equipped with OMG missles , surround sound audio system, and as an added bonus, a cupholder!

Tass can just use one of the missles to make a hole in the wall.

Edit: If you need ideas, it would probably be best to keep them to private messages so as not to leak much of the plot.

[Kairon]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Furry_fandom

Currently thinking of totally epic ideas. May or may not contain vital plot points. I can post 'em here or PM 'em to ya later. Which do you prefer?

[DoctorSerpentine]

so how about that PM

[Tokzic]

Why are you pretending to write something that you aren't writing? Being a bullshitter is cute when you're 13 but pretty soon it's going to land you in deep trouble. Stop trying to pretend you're something you're not.

[Ratchetlombax]

Originally Posted by Tater Tot

If there's going to be a nuke you can call it the nubbinator or n00bclear missle / bomb. It can be a special nuke specifically created to set everyone skill back to it's most pathetic level.

As for furries, they're people with a fur fetish as far as I can tell. Anybody want to verify that?

Every roflcopter comes standard equipped with OMG missles , surround sound audio system, and as an added bonus, a cupholder!

Tass can just use one of the missles to make a hole in the wall.

Edit: If you need ideas, it would probably be best to keep them to private messages so as not to leak much of the plot.

I think it should be called the /n00bclear (like a slash command). But, yeah, I'm not going to leak any more of the plot...just PM me.
Furries are people with a love for anthropomorphism of animals...therefore, I am also a furry.

[Ratchetlombax]

Originally Posted by DoctorSerpentine

so how about that PM

By the way, spamming someone better than u is NOT THE WAY TO GET A TOP SECRET BOOK FROM THEM.

[DoctorSerpentine]

oh yeah well i won the pulitzer prize for being awesome when i was 3 so there take that

Originally Posted by Ratchetlombax

i published a book 8)

Originally Posted by Ratchetlombax

TOP SECRET BOOK

oh okay

[Tater Tot]

Thanks for clearing up the whole furry thing kairon. It's good to know it's not all about sex.

[FictionJunction]

[Ratchetlombax]

Originally Posted by DoctorSerpentine

oh yeah well i won the pulitzer prize for being awesome when i was 3 so there take that

I'm just barely a teenager, I've published three books (or at least sent them to Ballantine Books in request of publication), I'm relatively skillful with Quantum Chromodynamics and General Relativity (try learning both, you'll see the difficulty!). Oooh, what now?
*Tries to snap, but gets nuke'd by Tass*

[FictionJunction]

Google: difficult subjects

[DoctorSerpentine]

Originally Posted by FictionJunction

Google: difficult subjects

hahahahahahahahaha i love you

[Grandiagod]

Originally Posted by Ratchetlombax

I'm just barely a teenager, I've published three books (or at least sent them to Ballantine Books in request of publication),

Yeah there's a difference between getting published and getting rejected. The main difference is that one makes you a published writer and the other makes you a hack that the publishing company thinks can't write well enough to sell books.

I'm relatively skillful with Quantum Chromodynamics and General Relativity (try learning both, you'll see the difficulty!). Oooh, what now?
*Tries to snap, but gets nuke'd by Tass*

I'm glad to see you're "skilled" in things that require absolutely no skill beyond memorization and reading comprehension.

[Ratchetlombax]

Originally Posted by FictionJunction

Google: difficult subjects

ROFL Srsly, QCD does not cope with General Relativity. They're like two different universes.

To Grandiagod: I was approved for the first two, I'm just waiting for the third (that's why I said I sent it in for publication). I HAVE NOT YET BEEN REJECTED ONCE.
BTW...I still hate you.

[DoctorSerpentine]

Originally Posted by Ratchetlombax

I still hate you.

Also, take a hint. Nobody's going to believe you unless you give us proof.
Why are you being so secretive?
No reason to be that way; if they are getting published, you should have nothing to hide.

Lastly, your "supersmarts" on the internet don't hold any water if you don't give us proof (refer to above statement).

[Ratchetlombax]

Do you think I care?!

The reason I'm holding back my stuff is because of the fact that my real name is in it. I'll send it, but it'll say "by Ratchetlombax," not "by _______________" with the blank being replaced by my real name.
If you want proof, dorama will give you some.
Don't believe I'm good at what I claim? Neither did Stevenrichee, and I pwned him badly when I proved it.
ASK ME A SCIENTIFIC QUESTION, I DARE YOU.