Lets make a rap song about pizza

[reuben_tate]

Give me until server time midnight, I might actually post something...

[reuben_tate]

http://soundcloud.com/reuben_tate/pizza-rap-1

lyrics:

Driving in my car
I ain't going to the bar
gonna get my pizza
Like a pizza superstar

What you think I'm lying?
I know I'm not denying
Tell me otherwise
I'll make sure you will be crying

You see, my name is Ben
29 years minus ten
Eating pizza everyday
cuz I'm a ****in Pen-gu-in

Eating pizza with my flippers
Eating pizza with my beak
Man this pizza's really good
it makes me want to shriek, Ee
---
Anchovies, freakin' please
Give me salmon and some cheese
Ahi, makeral, mahimahi
the choices are a tease

Now I like my pizza round
or squares or shapes of clowns
I eat my pizza any shape
penguin shapes won't make me frown

Now come along with me
let me take you for a treat
you want some pizza baby?
I reserved some special seats

Eating pizza with you
Eating in an igloo
Eating pizza in the moonlight is my dream it's really true

--

I'll share with you a slice
sliced or minced or chopped or diced
Have all the food you want
You know I'm really nice

If you decline THAT'S CRAP
You'd get a penguin slap
I ran out of things to say
cuz I don't know how to rap

[i will pwn u]

this threads awesome..

[The_Toymaker]

yo i cant rap for crap, so i took a stab at writing a song

Yeah, you know who it is

MC Bloodyy, but I run with the crips

This beat kinda sucks, but I want my twenty dollars

Let's go

I'm walkin' down the street with Friday on repeat --

Wait a second, the prize for this is 10 dollars?

F*ck that sh*t n*gga, I'm gonna get some pizza

Peace.

[sticklydude]

Foxfire's and Dore's are my favorite so far.
Cool stuff everyone lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

[foxfire667]

Originally Posted by sticklydude

Foxfire's and Dore's are my favorite so far.
Cool stuff everyone lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

Thanks! Nice to know people liked my pizza rap lol!

Even though it's passed the deadline I want more people to submit, seriously all of these are hilarious and awesome!

[blindreper1179]

I 99% sure mines not milla's favorite. But, which one did you pick milla!?

[midnghtraver]

Originally Posted by blindreper1179

which one did you pick milla!?

It was a really hard decision between Infinity. Justin_Ator and Powerfull.

(Remember, I'm not judging based on how good it sounds musically (recording quality/mastering/etc...) because that wouldn't be fair to some of you so I'm judging sort of like this: 80% goes to how clever the lyrics are and the other 20% goes to how well you rapped them.)

AND THE WINNER IS...!

∞!

You can pm me/email (Nathanmilla@gmail.com) me your paypal stuff.

*EVEN THOUGH THE COMP. IS OVER, IF YOU WERE PLANNING ON MAKING ONE YOU STILL SHOULD. FFR001 **** BITCHES GET PIZZA IS STILL ON!

[MarioNintendo]

;_; I should've waited until the end of the deadline I would've been the only one to get the money now I'm struggling to pay rent I hate this life congrats infinity!

[Cardman.]

Congrats Infinity! Sideways EIGHT!

[infinity.]

whoop whoop!

i'm touched :')

[PrawnSkunk]

congratulations you fuccing fucc fucc

[justin_ator]

Grats bro, yours was my favorite as well. Definitely deserved.

[powerfull]

Congrats infinity!!

[foxfire667]

Congrats on the win Infinity!

[infinity.]

for whatever it's worth, i want to say that i didn't expect to win, nor did i believe mine to be the best.

i was insanely humbled by the quality of everyone's submissions and impressed by the production quality a lot of people were able to put out

looking forward to more cool things like this!

[justin_ator]

Originally Posted by Infinity.

i was insanely humbled by the quality of everyone's submissions and impressed by the production quality a lot of people were able to put out

looking forward to more cool things like this!

This, especially that last part. I really enjoyed doing this for some weird reason.

[Coolboyrulez0]

grats on the win

yours was def. one of my favorites (powerfull being another one)

[blindreper1179]

Congrats man!

[dore]

grats