Ask stupid questions, get stupid answers - Page 68

ledwix · 01-5-2007, 07:04 PM

Because your spelling isn't correct for that word. It could mean anything.

Why am I not doing homework?

LatitudeSun · 01-5-2007, 07:06 PM

because amphibians are taking over the world.

why do cows eat people?

**unkdavar** · 01-5-2007, 07:15 PM

Because eagles don't.

Who is called Jim?

ledwix · 01-5-2007, 07:18 PM

Yes.

How do you pronounce "Errrr......?"

moches · 01-5-2007, 07:41 PM

snazzlefrazzy!

if this statement is true, but it's also false, what is it?
"I am not not stupid smart."

LatitudeSun · 01-5-2007, 07:42 PM

Oooo....u copied my siggie! lol

If green = yellow and purple = pink what does orange =?

orly101 · 01-5-2007, 08:00 PM

A-cookie!!!
Q-what is a spam?

ledwix · 01-5-2007, 08:08 PM

the internet on steroids.

why is the exciting hyper highspeed star max combo leet?

LatitudeSun · 01-5-2007, 08:09 PM

because that was a confusing question...

y am i orphaned?

ledwix · 01-5-2007, 08:13 PM

Life is good.

Are you a geek or a nerd?

LatitudeSun · 01-5-2007, 08:15 PM

a gerdeek

what colors mixed makes letters?

ledwix · 01-5-2007, 08:18 PM

Well I guess elaborate jello would be a good answer to that question.

What baseball team scores the most touchdowns?

LatitudeSun · 01-5-2007, 08:22 PM

the rapids

y r snowflakes green?

ledwix · 01-5-2007, 08:27 PM

Because the Cincinnati Bengals coach Jim Brown decided to found the New England Islanders so that Jerry Rice would get more offensive charges called on him as he took the basketball out of Mike Tyson's mouth, because he was worried it would get chewed on.

Why is my hat green?

LatitudeSun · 01-5-2007, 08:30 PM

I really have nothing to say.... O.o

axletowns · 01-5-2007, 09:33 PM

A. Why not
Q(long version). If a mixed group of seven people each walked a different distance up a different colored hill at a different time on a different year in a different car wearing a different outfit over a different person undershirt, Who won the 1937 Super World Cup Bowl Series.
Q(short version). In what year did Al Capone die?

ledwix · 01-5-2007, 09:38 PM

A1= lol.

A2=the year 2364

Q: If Ben Stiller is taking a nap on Ichiro Suzuki's cabinet, and Martha Washington's baby gets lost in a Flushing Meadows park in Chicago, how long would it take John Lennon's car to crash into Mark Twain's train if John Madden's airplane is traveling at a constant velocity of 20 kilometers per second and the ocean current is flowing at north 17 degrees south with an acceleration of 56 millimeters per century squared starting from rest?

axletowns · 01-5-2007, 09:41 PM

A. Trick question, Robin Williams was in Flubber not Canada
Q. How long is a burnt candle

ledwix · 01-5-2007, 09:48 PM

A- about as heavy as a pound of feathers.

Q- What gets bigger as it gets smaller, gets meaner as it gets nicer, gets lamer as it gets cooler, gets poorer as it gets richer, and claims to have started the internet?

axletowns · 01-5-2007, 09:50 PM

A. the ozone, scrooge, body parts, scrooge again, and Al Gore
Q. How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of the universe

01-5-2007, 07:04 PM	#1341
ledwix Giant Pi Operator Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: California Age: 35 Posts: 2,878	Re: Ask stupid questions, get stupid answers Because your spelling isn't correct for that word. It could mean anything. Why am I not doing homework?

01-5-2007, 07:06 PM	#1342
LatitudeSun FFR Player Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: I live..... er.... Earth? Is That what you humans call it? Age: 35 Posts: 12	Re: Ask stupid questions, get stupid answers because amphibians are taking over the world. why do cows eat people? __________________ The next statement is true. The Previous statement is false. Oooh...[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] It's Me =]

01-5-2007, 07:15 PM	#1343
unkdavar Bombermen United Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 302	Re: Ask stupid questions, get stupid answers Because eagles don't. Who is called Jim?

01-5-2007, 07:18 PM	#1344
ledwix Giant Pi Operator Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: California Age: 35 Posts: 2,878	Re: Ask stupid questions, get stupid answers Yes. How do you pronounce "Errrr......?"

01-5-2007, 07:41 PM	#1345
moches FFR Player Join Date: Aug 2005 Age: 30 Posts: 3,996	Re: Ask stupid questions, get stupid answers snazzlefrazzy! if this statement is true, but it's also false, what is it? "I am not not stupid smart."

01-5-2007, 07:42 PM	#1346
LatitudeSun FFR Player Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: I live..... er.... Earth? Is That what you humans call it? Age: 35 Posts: 12	Re: Ask stupid questions, get stupid answers Oooo....u copied my siggie! lol If green = yellow and purple = pink what does orange =? __________________ The next statement is true. The Previous statement is false. Oooh...[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] It's Me =]

01-5-2007, 08:00 PM	#1347
orly101 FFR Player Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: you might rape me if i tell you Age: 34 Posts: 190	Re: Ask stupid questions, get stupid answers A-cookie!!! Q-what is a spam? __________________

01-5-2007, 08:08 PM	#1348
ledwix Giant Pi Operator Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: California Age: 35 Posts: 2,878	Re: Ask stupid questions, get stupid answers the internet on steroids. why is the exciting hyper highspeed star max combo leet?

01-5-2007, 08:09 PM	#1349
LatitudeSun FFR Player Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: I live..... er.... Earth? Is That what you humans call it? Age: 35 Posts: 12	Re: Ask stupid questions, get stupid answers because that was a confusing question... y am i orphaned? __________________ The next statement is true. The Previous statement is false. Oooh...[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] It's Me =]

01-5-2007, 08:13 PM	#1350
ledwix Giant Pi Operator Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: California Age: 35 Posts: 2,878	Re: Ask stupid questions, get stupid answers Life is good. Are you a geek or a nerd?

01-5-2007, 08:15 PM	#1351
LatitudeSun FFR Player Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: I live..... er.... Earth? Is That what you humans call it? Age: 35 Posts: 12	Re: Ask stupid questions, get stupid answers a gerdeek what colors mixed makes letters? __________________ The next statement is true. The Previous statement is false. Oooh...[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] It's Me =]

01-5-2007, 08:18 PM	#1352
ledwix Giant Pi Operator Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: California Age: 35 Posts: 2,878	Re: Ask stupid questions, get stupid answers Well I guess elaborate jello would be a good answer to that question. What baseball team scores the most touchdowns?

01-5-2007, 08:22 PM	#1353
LatitudeSun FFR Player Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: I live..... er.... Earth? Is That what you humans call it? Age: 35 Posts: 12	Re: Ask stupid questions, get stupid answers the rapids y r snowflakes green? __________________ The next statement is true. The Previous statement is false. Oooh...[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] It's Me =]

01-5-2007, 08:27 PM	#1354
ledwix Giant Pi Operator Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: California Age: 35 Posts: 2,878	Re: Ask stupid questions, get stupid answers Because the Cincinnati Bengals coach Jim Brown decided to found the New England Islanders so that Jerry Rice would get more offensive charges called on him as he took the basketball out of Mike Tyson's mouth, because he was worried it would get chewed on. Why is my hat green?

01-5-2007, 08:30 PM	#1355
LatitudeSun FFR Player Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: I live..... er.... Earth? Is That what you humans call it? Age: 35 Posts: 12	Re: Ask stupid questions, get stupid answers I really have nothing to say.... O.o __________________ The next statement is true. The Previous statement is false. Oooh...[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] It's Me =]

01-5-2007, 09:33 PM	#1356
axletowns FFR Player Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: K-Town Posts: 4	Re: Ask stupid questions, get stupid answers A. Why not Q(long version). If a mixed group of seven people each walked a different distance up a different colored hill at a different time on a different year in a different car wearing a different outfit over a different person undershirt, Who won the 1937 Super World Cup Bowl Series. Q(short version). In what year did Al Capone die? __________________ DBZ Kirby (>o_o)>=============))

01-5-2007, 09:38 PM	#1357
ledwix Giant Pi Operator Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: California Age: 35 Posts: 2,878	Re: Ask stupid questions, get stupid answers A1= lol. A2=the year 2364 Q: If Ben Stiller is taking a nap on Ichiro Suzuki's cabinet, and Martha Washington's baby gets lost in a Flushing Meadows park in Chicago, how long would it take John Lennon's car to crash into Mark Twain's train if John Madden's airplane is traveling at a constant velocity of 20 kilometers per second and the ocean current is flowing at north 17 degrees south with an acceleration of 56 millimeters per century squared starting from rest?

01-5-2007, 09:41 PM	#1358
axletowns FFR Player Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: K-Town Posts: 4	Re: Ask stupid questions, get stupid answers A. Trick question, Robin Williams was in Flubber not Canada Q. How long is a burnt candle __________________ DBZ Kirby (>o_o)>=============))

01-5-2007, 09:48 PM	#1359
ledwix Giant Pi Operator Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: California Age: 35 Posts: 2,878	Re: Ask stupid questions, get stupid answers A- about as heavy as a pound of feathers. Q- What gets bigger as it gets smaller, gets meaner as it gets nicer, gets lamer as it gets cooler, gets poorer as it gets richer, and claims to have started the internet?

01-5-2007, 09:50 PM	#1360
axletowns FFR Player Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: K-Town Posts: 4	Re: Ask stupid questions, get stupid answers A. the ozone, scrooge, body parts, scrooge again, and Al Gore Q. How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of the universe __________________ DBZ Kirby (>o_o)>=============))

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