Haiku - Page 6

**alainbryden** · 04-28-2004, 06:11 AM

A new day, more work.
We both know it'll never get done.
Why do I bother.

evilbutterfly · 04-28-2004, 01:30 PM

Homework, oh homework
How I don't want to do thee
Instead, I play games

Thy_Dungeonman · 04-28-2004, 01:42 PM

So cool an e-mail,
I thought you might enjoy it
Ding-Dong Dear Strong Bad

**lightdarkness** · 04-28-2004, 01:45 PM

An Oxymoron
Thats what my name is, no lie
light darkness, cool guy

04-28-2004, 01:58 PM

Perhaps it isn't
Maybe you're just lighter than
Regular darkness

Privateer · 04-28-2004, 07:03 PM

Ad-Aware is good
It cleans up my computer
Get it right now, all

IAMTHEEVILBEAN · 04-28-2004, 07:13 PM

If I had a dog
I would name it tenessee
Sex is good yeah k

GuidoHunter · 04-28-2004, 07:32 PM

Stab you in your eye
Take it from its cavity
Then pour bleach in it.

Skin the jerk alive
Using a big cheese grater
Then throw on some salt.

For someone who screams:
Shove an icepick through his tongue
And then down his throat.

Read the sweet stories
That are on my own website
Sadism is cool.

--Guido

http://andy.mikee385.com/stories.htm

blueeyedpoet · 04-29-2004, 10:16 AM

"The Kite"

it looks like a bird
oh my god it is a bird
where the hell's my kite?

**alainbryden** · 04-29-2004, 12:25 PM

does anyone know
how to write one thousand words
on empty paper

**lightdarkness** · 04-29-2004, 05:41 PM

ok, all these are independent from each other....

I need some caffine
i like mountain dew the best
it keeps me awake

tests are not too fun
global is the worst by far
i hope i dont fail

FFR, my life
I spend hours everyday
just surfin the forums

Homework is the worst
worksheets, essays, hate it all
why must I do it?

This is a Haiku
The ones i write are awesome
their better than yours

BluE_MeaniE · 04-29-2004, 06:36 PM

Literature of
Ireland can be very
Difficult homework

Afrobean · 04-29-2004, 06:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lightdarkness

This is a Haiku
The ones i write are awesome
their better than yours

You used the wrong "there"
It should be they're; like they are.
don't know homophones?

esupin · 04-30-2004, 03:17 PM

mister truck driver
how far will you go this day
before you come home

Privateer · 05-9-2004, 12:26 PM

This topic fell down
But I will bring it back up
It is called a bump

Afrobean · 05-9-2004, 02:43 PM

bump the old dead thread?
normally that's really bad
for this thread it's good

Why'd it have to die?
This thread was fun to post in
unlike other threads

This thread should not die
Keep it alive forever
make it a sticky

**alainbryden** · 05-10-2004, 06:10 AM

You heard Afrobean
Posts, they come and go, but stick-
ies are forever.

I cheat.

Chrissi · 05-12-2004, 05:06 PM

Most of these are not
even real haikus, and of course,
neither is this one.

Real haikus have more
rules than numbers of syllables.
Read these paragraphs:

A haiku must be literal. Haikus must not use metaphors. They must use as precise language as possible. Say what you mean to say in the LEAST amount of syllables.

A haiku describes the relationship between TWO objects. A pen on top of a piece of paper. A CD in a CD player. A bird in the sky.

It must describe a MOMENT IN TIME. Time does not pass in a haiku. Things aren't doing stuff.

No straying from the topic. Describe your subjects and their relationship. Nothing more.

There are more rules, but I'm tired. Not to try to limit what you guys are doing or anything. Simple syllable haikus are fun even if they aren't, by definition, real haikus. This is all just FYI.

Oh, and no persuading the audience. Haikus are unbiased. No feeling words. In general, don't use words such as "ugly", "annoying", or "expensive"... instead, use words like, maybe, "misshapen", "loud", or "fifteen dollars" respectively.

TheEndisNear · 05-12-2004, 06:05 PM

I hate math teachers,
they are all mean- why dont they,
all go rot in hell?

TheEndisNear · 05-12-2004, 06:08 PM

this is my 5th post
yet ive been here forever
should i talk some more?

04-28-2004, 06:11 AM	#101
alainbryden Seen your member Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: noitacoL Posts: 2,873	A new day, more work. We both know it'll never get done. Why do I bother. __________________ ~NEIGH

04-28-2004, 01:30 PM	#102
evilbutterfly FFR Player Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Small town, TN Age: 39 Posts: 5,784	Homework, oh homework How I don't want to do thee Instead, I play games __________________ So I've gone completely slack-ass and haven't done any work on creating games. =( In less-depressing news, I got a job for an online business (which sells non-electronic games, of all things!) which has taught me a lot about marketing online and all that jazz. So now I'm on Twitter @NoahWright. And I write the blog for their website. Plus I do cool programming in-house that you'll never see. =O

04-28-2004, 01:42 PM	#103
Thy_Dungeonman FFR Player Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 54	So cool an e-mail, I thought you might enjoy it Ding-Dong Dear Strong Bad __________________

04-28-2004, 01:45 PM	#104
lightdarkness Summer!! Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: New York Age: 37 Posts: 11,308	An Oxymoron Thats what my name is, no lie light darkness, cool guy __________________

04-28-2004, 07:03 PM	#106
Privateer FFR Player Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ Posts: 2,962	Ad-Aware is good It cleans up my computer Get it right now, all __________________

04-28-2004, 01:58 PM	#105
User6773 Guest Posts: n/a	Perhaps it isn't Maybe you're just lighter than Regular darkness

04-28-2004, 07:13 PM	#107
IAMTHEEVILBEAN FFR Player Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Michigan Posts: 3,078	If I had a dog I would name it tenessee Sex is good yeah k

04-29-2004, 10:16 AM	#109
blueeyedpoet FFR Player Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 2	"The Kite" it looks like a bird oh my god it is a bird where the hell's my kite?

04-29-2004, 12:25 PM	#110
alainbryden Seen your member Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: noitacoL Posts: 2,873	does anyone know how to write one thousand words on empty paper __________________ ~NEIGH

04-29-2004, 05:41 PM	#111
lightdarkness Summer!! Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: New York Age: 37 Posts: 11,308	ok, all these are independent from each other.... I need some caffine i like mountain dew the best it keeps me awake tests are not too fun global is the worst by far i hope i dont fail FFR, my life I spend hours everyday just surfin the forums Homework is the worst worksheets, essays, hate it all why must I do it? This is a Haiku The ones i write are awesome their better than yours __________________

04-30-2004, 03:17 PM	#114
esupin FFR Player Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Alphabet City, Manhattan Age: 37 Posts: 1,756	mister truck driver how far will you go this day before you come home __________________ http://www.youtube.com/esupin

05-9-2004, 12:26 PM	#115
Privateer FFR Player Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ Posts: 2,962	This topic fell down But I will bring it back up It is called a bump __________________

05-9-2004, 02:43 PM	#116
Afrobean Admiral in the Red Army Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the moon Age: 38 Posts: 13,262	bump the old dead thread? normally that's really bad for this thread it's good Why'd it have to die? This thread was fun to post in unlike other threads This thread should not die Keep it alive forever make it a sticky __________________

05-10-2004, 06:10 AM	#117
alainbryden Seen your member Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: noitacoL Posts: 2,873	You heard Afrobean Posts, they come and go, but stick- ies are forever. I cheat. __________________ ~NEIGH

05-12-2004, 05:06 PM	#118
Chrissi FFR Player Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The Game Age: 39 Posts: 3,019	Most of these are not even real haikus, and of course, neither is this one. Real haikus have more rules than numbers of syllables. Read these paragraphs: A haiku must be literal. Haikus must not use metaphors. They must use as precise language as possible. Say what you mean to say in the LEAST amount of syllables. A haiku describes the relationship between TWO objects. A pen on top of a piece of paper. A CD in a CD player. A bird in the sky. It must describe a MOMENT IN TIME. Time does not pass in a haiku. Things aren't doing stuff. No straying from the topic. Describe your subjects and their relationship. Nothing more. There are more rules, but I'm tired. Not to try to limit what you guys are doing or anything. Simple syllable haikus are fun even if they aren't, by definition, real haikus. This is all just FYI. Oh, and no persuading the audience. Haikus are unbiased. No feeling words. In general, don't use words such as "ugly", "annoying", or "expensive"... instead, use words like, maybe, "misshapen", "loud", or "fifteen dollars" respectively. __________________ C is for Charisma, it's why people think I'm great! I make my friends all laugh and smile and never want to hate!

05-12-2004, 06:05 PM	#119
TheEndisNear FFR Player Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: ridgecrest... not that any of you have the slightest clue where that is... Posts: 28	I hate math teachers, they are all mean- why dont they, all go rot in hell?

05-12-2004, 06:08 PM	#120
TheEndisNear FFR Player Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: ridgecrest... not that any of you have the slightest clue where that is... Posts: 28	this is my 5th post yet ive been here forever should i talk some more?

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