Stupid things you've done but never told anyone...

[Megmo]

I get bored in the summer. For the hell of it, I take some letter stickers and spell things on my back and lay out in the sun. About two hours later, I have a message on my skin for a week or two. It's good for personal reminders but I always run out of 'a' too quickly.

[Cj_leonine]

I did insane.

I touched fuzzy. . .

I've also, with some friends,
took Gasoline, a pot [ like the ones you cook in ], paper, and bullets and lit it on fire. We hid behind a mattress.

Xd

[snickolas]

I did this chick while listening to Zombie Nation....without a condom.

[Wlfwnd91]

Out of boredom I'm going to list something that my brother did, until I can think of something else to put here about myself.

My brother was in the shower, and I walked by and heard him singing. So, being the big brother I am, put my ear to the door to hear better what he was singing. (Keep in mind he was 7 or 8 years old at the time)

Turns out, he was putting melody to the words "It's all in the bean bag, baby!" over and over and over again. So I got my parents over to listen to it, and we were all just standing outside the bathroom listening to him go "It's all in the BEAN bag baby" (Put emphasis on the word "bean")

[DiGiTaLSeraph]

I was like eleven years old when I did this...


I was eating clam chowder that my dad cooked up for me, in my room. I accidently put too much salt in it and it tasted ****ing salty sick. I looked at my can of coco cola and was thinking hmmm......


So what do I fucen do? I take the ****er and pour some coke into my clam chowder.


Figured it would nuetralize some of the saltiness but instead it just tasted really nasty and well I never finished the clam chowder needless to say.

[SUNSHINE34]

I Mean For Real Why Would You Make Out With Animals? Anyway I Ran Into A Door And Peed On Myself I Was Little

[SUNSHINE34]

Originally Posted by xjohnieboyx

actually, no.


but on FFR that means yes so it's useless that i say it

DID YOU GET CAUGHT IN THE 6TH GRADE EVENT

[SUNSHINE34]

Originally Posted by hoochan

1) I run around my house naked, a lot.
2) I stare at my female classmates' boobs a lot during class instead of listening to the teacher.

YOU NASTY

[TheRapingDragon]

Sunshine - Don't triple post, just edit your post and add in anything relevant that has came to mind. It's better that way.

Oh, and I don't think I have anything really that I could tell, most embarrassing or stupid things I've done during my life most people know about. So it wouldn't really be what this thread wants.

Still, if I think of anything.

[UberMario]

I killed a mouse and felt really bad afterwards...

Edit: I also watched my cat bring a mouse into the kitchen, kill, then eat it.

Edit: I also presented it to people on webcam.

[SethSquall]

Originally Posted by simulater10

well.......

in grade 3, i pissed myself during class. I was lucky that it dried before anybody noticed *whew*

--simulater

Nobody noticed the smell?

[mmeegghhaann]

Whenever I'm walking down a hallway and someone I'm not really good friends with walks past and says hi or smiles, I make a funny face as soon as they pass me. One time someone saw me.

[sarahxjane]

I trip up the stairs.

I tend to walk into things a lot.

On Friday I was talking to a bunch of people in my Math class about sexual things, and we were all being loud. However, I didn't know that there were two teachers in the room next to us with the door open, that could hear everything we said. >.<;

Needless to say, I was a bit embarassed.
Since we just started semester two and all. =/
I didn't mean to look like a nymphomanic to my teacher.
-Cough-


Besides that.
I tend to do and say stupid stuff all the time.
I just can't pinpoint anything else that specific.

[-Fallen-]

Sometimes I'll get talking with a few people and then bring up an old conversation we had earlier or a few days before and they end up looking at me like wtf? Cause apparently I just start molding this imaginary scenario that I believed occured during that particular conversation.

I am also EXTREMELY unaware of time, whether it be the actual hour, day or month. I seem to over exagerate when I say things like "omg I havn't had (insert whatever I didnt have here) in freakin months" and it would only have been 2 weeks at most since I last had that thing. I guess my life seems to be dragging along compared to others and it just feels like forever that I do or have things.

[Pikachu655]

Originally Posted by Nyokou

70% of the time when climbing up stairs, I trip.

i share this same problem exept it's 50%