Omnipwn Tournament (100,000 Credit Grand Prize)

[EnR]

K what happend to the 100,000 donation from the other guy, and why is it back to 100,000

[MrRubix]

Greetings, test subject 15837. We'd like to congratulate you for your accomplishments with our new Portal technology. However, our experiments with spacetime have resulted in some unsatisfactory side-effects. It would seem that reality itself is changing, and we do not know what to make of it. As a result we are attempting to analyze reality by figuring out what it is. Our scientists are working hard to find the ultimate solution, but we require your assistance. Please figure out how to extract the relevant solutions from the data sent to you below. If you are successful, there will be a party held in your honor, and there will be cake.


Challenge #1:
"Reality has a funny way of looking completely different when we look into the mirror. But for some things, we see no difference, and this is our only solace that what we see is real."

WKIGFR|HYWITR
ZATVPN|PQXPAI
TRESDM|MYUBFD
FNNSTW|NFSOLW
UETDXS|PLJUEK
AJGKVY|CVRYHV
EBSEYG|BGTIOE
SXCNWS|URNGDJ


Challenge #2:
"If rain never fell, clouds would confuse us."
Clouds: &&&^ ^^^!!&&&# *@@ @@#$$$#^^^%##^^^

Challenge #3:
The position function of A is t^8. The acceleration of B is twice that of A's. Furthermore, .5t^14 is the absounce of C.
When t=0.000000000321181, what is the numerical answer you get when you add the pop of A plus the jerk of B plus the drop of C, minus 0.0000054?

Challenge #4:
"What does time look like, anyway?"

5:05:15
12:15:15
5:05:15
10:10:10
5:05:15
7:22:22

Challenge #5:
"We once had a team of Chinese scientists working on this project. They discovered that a certain combination of elements proved useful for Portal manifestation. The molecule itself was enough to sustain the energy levels required for stable spacetime tearing. However, we believe this molecule has contributed to the problems of our current situation. The molecule is created from a combination of erbium, sulfur, hydrogen, iodine, yttrium, and another atom of iodine bonded at the end. We currently lack the record which describes the way we write this molecule, but it is assumed to be by standard convention. However, to these particular scientists, the name meant something much simpler, but unfortunately we also lack the relevant documentation for this despite its grand importance."

Challenge #6:
The answer is all over the place, but merely hidden.

Challenge #7:
1. x=-2, x=2, y=-5x/2 for -5<=y<=5
2. x=0 for -5<=y<=5
3. x=-2, x=2, y=-5x/2 for -5<=y<=5
4. x=-2, y=-5, y=0, y=5 for -5<=y<=5 and -2<=x<=2

Challenge #8:
"The answer is at your fingertips... wait, again!? No, something's different this time..."
QAZXCDEW VFRTGBNHY KLOIUJM,.

Challenge #9:
"An excerpt from the relative translations of certain findings within our reality's spacetime:"
function makesense(int challenge[], string japanese_words, string english_words){
//japanese_words and english_words start off as blank, empty strings
for (int i=1; i<=8; i++){
challenge[i] = add(challenge[i], 4);
japanese_words = japanese_words & alphaconvert(challenge[i]);
}
english_words = translatetoenglish(japanese_words);
ffr_visit(english_words)
}

[lightshark]

Transaction Quantity: 10,000 Credits
Process: Electronic Transfer
Status: Complete!

Sign me up.

The first round's task should be solving the Hodge Conjecture.

[MrRubix]

rofl, haha, I'd rather have them tackle Poincare's Conjecture :P jk

Thanks for the donation

[EnR]

I would donate like 40,000 but i need my creds for Clan tournys

[FuzenAkuma]

mememe

[Conorn]

im in man!!

[TD_m0nster]

okay im in

[ryanisadouche]

in

[Enginuity]

in

[scottish]

Not in, but posting for awesomeness.

[MrRubix]

Awesomeness accepted

[windsurfer-sp]

Kool tournament, I dont have time for it, but im glad to see you adding (substantiually) to the community.

Good job and good luck to the challengers.

[jpcduran]

WOW! Cannot wait for this tournament. YAY!

[MrRubix]

If you have joined already and I have missed your name, please inform me (although I think I have everyone so far)

[shrapnel2038]

Count me in for now.

Sounds like lots of fun!

[hewhoishigh]

Sign me up

[blindreper1179]

in.

[TI_Virus]

Why not?

[Fantasticone]

Oshi forgot, in. I said so dam it.