Ask stupid questions, get stupid answers - Page 48

**darklordsarumon9** · 11-9-2006, 06:36 PM

Because the sky already took the color blue.
So the grass was stuck with green.

Why must pouring salt on a wound hurt?

somerndmguy · 11-9-2006, 10:53 PM

Because of the peaches.

Yurples?

Sunako_Nakahara_Girl · 11-9-2006, 11:34 PM

Apple pie!!

y does ramen taste sooo good when I eat it??

**Silvuh** · 11-10-2006, 01:04 AM

A: One would suspect someone who likes ramen to enjoy its taste. Especially if it doesn't taste like custard-filled shoes.

Q: If a ham sandwich is better than nothing, no thing is better than eternal happiness, therefore a ham sandwhich is better than eternal happiness.... then what does that make plums?

TheMongoose · 11-10-2006, 01:25 AM

Ah, silly humans and their little communication games.

Sunako_Nakahara_Girl · 11-10-2006, 01:51 AM

umm...... eh... Silly rabbit Trixs r for kids!!!

y is the mongoose talking??

TN_Sasuke · 11-10-2006, 05:44 AM

A: Lost at DDR.

Q: Why did my uncle shave with a fork?

**ReikonKeiri** · 11-10-2006, 01:25 PM

Cause his dick didnt reach.

Why are bannanas so round and soft and hard and juicy on the inside?

**darklordsarumon9** · 11-10-2006, 03:16 PM

Because your high on meth and your confusing bananas with oranges.

If i chop my leg off, how long will it take for all the blood to come out?

**ReikonKeiri** · 11-10-2006, 03:23 PM

-10 nanoseconds which = infinity

Why is the earth flat and the sun made of flaming rock candy?

**darklordsarumon9** · 11-10-2006, 03:25 PM

Because god needed somewhere to make his famous rock candy which can only form at 8328747483928798379 Degrees, as we all know.

If im in a 3 way with another man and a woman, does that make me gay?

**ReikonKeiri** · 11-10-2006, 03:31 PM

That makes you hardcore, the woman a slut, and the other guy gay.

Do you plan on trying that out?

**darklordsarumon9** · 11-10-2006, 03:32 PM

Maybe.

Do you want to fill the guy or girl spot?

(Awesome answer lol)

jmdagptw · 11-10-2006, 04:15 PM

A: Potato
Q: If Pigs could fly what would they eat???

**darklordsarumon9** · 11-10-2006, 04:23 PM

Im pretty sure they would eat bacon.
To reduce the number of the herd who are flying with them

If my last name starts with a q, am i american?

**ReikonKeiri** · 11-10-2006, 04:23 PM

Your head you ugly bitch.

Why is fast food unhealthy

EDIT: lol sarumon posted before me. My question and answer stand.

**darklordsarumon9** · 11-10-2006, 04:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ReikonKeiri

Your head you ugly bitch.

Why is fast food unhealthy

EDIT: lol sarumon posted before me. My question and answer stand.

I guess im pwned

Its unhealthy because the american media leads you to believe that.
Its actualy good for you.

If i have t2o burritos and i eat three, how long will i be on the toilet?

Sunako_Nakahara_Girl · 11-10-2006, 07:50 PM

17 days

y r u eatting burritos??

**darklordsarumon9** · 11-11-2006, 02:09 PM

Because american food has tiny microchips in them that drive you into a shopping frenzi.

Is listening to music really worth the eardrum damage?

TEENxxHEAT · 11-11-2006, 06:54 PM

A: Decaptitating apple cores do more of the damage.

B: Why are there peices of rusting boat anchors piling up next to me?

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