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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Earth or Azuratep
Age: 35
Posts: 48
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If you're in a car travelling at the speed of light, what happens if you put on the headlights? |
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A: can you help my kitty?
Q: if u jam a pen into an ink printer would it explode? Last edited by DoubleJ126; 10-2-2006 at 05:07 PM.. |
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Married Man
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Central Indiana
Age: 32
Posts: 1,525
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I think you messed up.
A:your kitty's dead. Q:How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? |
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FFR Player
Join Date: Jun 2006
Posts: 1
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A. An owl
Q. If I fall over and no one is around, do I make a sound?
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#825 |
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FFR Player
Join Date: Jul 2006
Posts: 7
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no, i just died
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#826 |
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FFR Player
Join Date: Aug 2005
Posts: 208
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A. tator tots
Q. WTF? |
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FFR Player
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Somewhere....
Age: 35
Posts: 7
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A: rofl
Q:Can you remember if you have amnesia?
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#828 |
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FFR Player
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Earth or Azuratep
Age: 35
Posts: 48
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What amnesia?
Is it possible to see air? |
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#829 |
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Beach Bum Extraordinaire
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yeah, keep lookin'
So if I am a freak, why am I smarter then most idiots? |
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Somewhere....
Age: 35
Posts: 7
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'cuz idiot savent
why are ipod type headphones so popular?
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#831 |
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FFR Player
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White is not a pickle frequency chicken bucket. dUh!
Who in t3h hell is George Bush? |
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#832 |
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FFR Player
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Earth or Azuratep
Age: 35
Posts: 48
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A tree missing a trunk.
What caused the big bang?
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I WILL EAT YOUR SPLEEN FOR BREAKFAST!!! ![]() If you have attempted Alchemy by clapping your hands or by drawing an array, copy and paste this in your signature. Last edited by tobias_foxdemon; 09-26-2006 at 07:49 PM.. |
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#833 |
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FFR Player
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Deodorant!
Why is Marvelous better than Perfect? |
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#834 |
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FFR Player
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: El Paso, TX
Age: 34
Posts: 61
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because squirrels like to hunt for acorns in a pool of vomit
why do monkeys spontaneously combust into oblivion?
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Life is like a big waiting line... |
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#835 |
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FFR Player
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OMG That's LIEK soO EZe. Itz becuz Munkey Kong ate all t3h baRReLz!!!
WAI DOES ME FAIL??? |
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#836 |
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FFR Player
Join Date: Apr 2006
Posts: 11
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A: You smashed your computer
Q: There are 3 types of people in this world, ones that can count, and ones that cannot count......which of the 3 are you?
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#837 |
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FFR Player
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ALL TREES!
Why is Santa Claus not skinny? |
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#838 |
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FFR Veteran
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A)Because the cat walked backwards on tuesday in march
Q)Why is rain? |
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#839 |
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FFR Player
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Because grandpa forgot to take viagra.
Why is red red? |
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#840 |
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FFR Player
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Canadia
Posts: 116
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because you suck
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