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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Earth or Azuratep
Age: 35
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We are borg. We will assimilate you. Resistance is futile.
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Canadia
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And thus began the time in which monkeys began to devour our souls.
And thus the soul-eating monkeys decided that our souls were not tasty enough. And thus, they devised a blender of souls. This said blender combined the souls of two different people into an strawberry-kiwi smoothie. And thus, the monkies were happy once again. |
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Gotta be K.D.
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Earth or Azuratep
Age: 35
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Top 20 Uses for Data's Detached Head
20) Combination paperweight/stapler for Picard's desk 19) The ball in Parisis' Squares 18) Hood ornament for Shuttlecraft 17) Replace Troi's broken Chia Pet 16) Scare blind students in Braille class 15) Prop open doors for maintainence crews 14) Lawn decoration in Arboreteum 13) Footstool for Captain's chair 12) entertaining kids in day care puppet show 11) Scare Alexander into doing chores 10) Send to doctor that killed Crystalline entity as gag gift 9) Decorative air filter in picard's fish tank 8) Send to Starfleet Android research center so they can get "ahead" in research 7) Trade to Ferengi for Star Trek Hologram cards 6) Two words: tether ball 5) Keep Worf's coffee table from shaking 4) Centerpiece in Ten Forward buffet 3) Donate to Starfleet Academy to be head of the class 2) Use as nutcracker at Christmas time 1) Prove to insurance company he died so crew can collect on his life insurance policy Found at ::::::::::::::::::>http://osuniverse.homestead.com/index.html |
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Got Milk?
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¯\(°_o)/¯ ¯\(o_°)/¯
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Camarillo, California
Age: 35
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Bulging biceps.
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#807 |
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Age: 36
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You may think I'm cool but I'm sure you'll change your mind when you find out I'm mentally uncool
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Join Date: Jul 2006
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Out of my mind- be back never
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"I went there of my own free will. I went there in my finest gown, With my rarest Jewels With my Queen of Heaven crown. In the Underworld At each of the Seven Gates I was stripped Seven times Of all I thought I was Till I stood bare in who I really am." - Inanna, Goddess for Embracing the Shadows |
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Falcon Paaaauuuunch!!!!!!
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I got a new sig.
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Ho-Ho-Ho... Merry Christmas!
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Join Date: Jul 2006
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Ha ha ha, you can't see me
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For years I have traveled in coldness,
But my heart is warm as the darkened sun above me... Nothing can never take away What I've seen with these tired eyes Face of the weeping night And the shade of the fading light The dawn will never rise again for my eyes And I will never sleep again I've lost my hope time after time Cause the light has vanished from the sky Now when the darkness has become part of me I got to let my shadows free Cause I never looked behind, I never tried to find Something that could have made me one Now when the sorrow has taken control of me I got to let my shadows free Cause I never looked behind, I never tried to find Something that could have made me one Something that I could reach the Sun |
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Canadia
Posts: 116
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DO THE KIRBY DANCE!!!
<(^^<) <(^^)> (>^^)> <(^^)> <(^^<) <(^^)> (>^^)> |
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Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Camarillo, California
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Falcon Paaaauuuunch!!!!!!
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Let's all can Silver Brian Silver Brain instead, since he never comes to this thread, he can't possibly find out that I'm the one who came up with this idea. He won't notice the difference, anyway, since so many people alreay call him that.
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Age: 36
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How do you spell the
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Join Date: Jul 2006
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Whats the number for 911?
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Age: 36
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Do you have prince albert in a trash can
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Peanut Butter Jelly Time! :dancingbanana:
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Age: 36
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I burned down my school
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