05-25-2007, 01:29 PM
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Re: Scenes From a Hat
"Once upon a time there was a turkey. The turkey ate everything in sight until one day it gorged itself on a tree. If you had time to read this entire sign, you're driving WAY TOO FREAKING SLOW!"
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05-25-2007, 01:54 PM
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Re: Scenes From a Hat
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05-25-2007, 02:05 PM
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Re: Scenes From a Hat
Warning: Do you want to go on a rollercoaster? THEN GO FASTER ALREADY!
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05-25-2007, 02:10 PM
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Re: Scenes From a Hat
Warning: Pothole ahead, 5 ft.
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05-25-2007, 02:27 PM
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Re: Scenes From a Hat
Warning: Elders ahead, speed limit 100 mph
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05-25-2007, 03:00 PM
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Re: Scenes From a Hat
This.
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05-25-2007, 04:51 PM
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Re: Scenes From a Hat
*Sean is driving down I5 in Los Angeles*
Warning: Gangsters in your mirrors may be closer than they appear. *puzzled* What the Hell will I need this fo...*gets shot*
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05-26-2007, 07:19 AM
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Re: Scenes From a Hat
Warning: You want to eat chicken? THEN GET YO CHICKEN!
*a bunch of chickens get thrown on the car* Oh crap...
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05-26-2007, 07:57 AM
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Re: Scenes From a Hat
Sorry about that pothole back there.
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05-26-2007, 10:38 AM
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Re: Scenes From a Hat
You missed your exit.
Welcome to Texas.
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05-26-2007, 10:59 AM
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Re: Scenes From a Hat
Warning: Minefield ahead
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05-26-2007, 11:05 AM
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Re: Scenes From a Hat
*Look in your back seat*
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05-26-2007, 11:09 AM
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Re: Scenes From a Hat
The good news and the bad news
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05-26-2007, 11:45 AM
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Re: Scenes From a Hat
The Bad News is, you're gonna be in a wheelchair for the rest of your life...The Good News...least I ain't you
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05-26-2007, 01:23 PM
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Re: Scenes From a Hat
The good news: If everyone in this thread were 10 years older, it might be funny.
The bad news: They aren't.
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05-26-2007, 01:45 PM
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Ahh the fond memories
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The good news: Your son is innocent of murder.
The bad news: He died of asphyxiation right after the lie detector test. |
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05-26-2007, 02:15 PM
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05-26-2007, 02:28 PM
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Re: Scenes From a Hat
the bad: your wife was in a horrible accident. she is in a vegetative state. you will have to care for her 24/7 for the rest of her life, or yours, whichever finishes sooner.
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05-26-2007, 02:55 PM
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Re: Scenes From a Hat
What George W. Bush is really thinking during Cabinet meetings
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05-26-2007, 04:25 PM
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Ahh the fond memories
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Re: Scenes From a Hat
*Nothing in his head*
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