ITT, You write a letter to your 10 year old self. - Page 4

**pokelda** · 03-31-2007, 09:11 PM

Dear 10 year old me,

Come into the van... I have candy ;3

**Specforces** · 03-31-2007, 09:42 PM

Dear 10 year old self,

The future sucks.

-Your future self.

**darkshark** · 03-31-2007, 09:48 PM

Dear 10 year old self,

March 31st, 2007's California lottery numbers are 14, 23, 2, 45, 6
also, avoid the sofa in the middle of the freeway on the way to prom.

-Your future self.

purplepopcorn · 03-31-2007, 10:14 PM

dear younger self,

Start diggin' that Laurel chick before 6th grade, and stop acting out because of it. Stephen J. is a ******, ditch his crew and hang out with the new orch kids. Start caring about your appearance before 8th grade. Stop playing neopets when all of your other friends do. Try a competitive sport other than tennis, you won't get any muscles. Realize that 5th grade is the ****, and middle school will be horrible. Ignore what Brian and Stephen say in 7th grade, they won't have a girlfriend until after freshman year. NEVER ask out Andrea, she becomes an idiot. Don't go to the dances, until you know kelsey. Tell lauren she's a bitch and drop the friendship. Watch the discovery channel.

take risks, realize you're more than just a braniac, express yourself much more, try and score some action, go to www.theflashbulb.net , don't try to outright impress a girl you like unless it's actually being sensitive (no tough guy acts, you'll regret it later), ignore other people's opinions.

Goddamn I was messed up.

FluorescentArmy · 03-31-2007, 10:34 PM

Second note to 10 year old self:

-Don't toss the neighbors cat up in the air trying to see if it will land on its feet. It will cause the cat to die and your parents will be so humiliated they will move away from your childhood playgrounds into a ****ty, mostly wooden house.
-Ask for a wall before 5th grade.
-The internet is bad.
-Actually join the football team you pussy. Don't quit the day before the first practice
-Don't associate with Andrea in the 8th grade summer. It turns out she will completely turn against you and go for a fat emo kid.
-Don't get the rabbit. It will freeze to death 2 months later.
-You'll get the flu for the first time in 4 years over 5th grade Christmas break. You will puke for approximately 3 days.
-Don't eat the sushi in New York. You'll get horrible food poisoning. Also, don't eat the bologna from Grandma which has green spots on it. Another horrible case of food poisoning.

**JsPapp26** · 03-31-2007, 10:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pumble

Go outside.

Learn how to talk to people.

Runescape is not a good game.

Stop being such a pussy.

Exactly.

Also, when you go to Chuck E Cheese's with Pat and Molly, you won't regret it. Talk to Molly, get to know her, and when you go out with her, KEEP HER! Do NOT let her go.

When you meet Amber in Florida, don't be stupid. If you keep Molly, you shouldn't have to worry about it anyways.

Don't go to camp over the summer unless you REALLY want to. It was fun, but it wasn't really that great. And it costs a lot of money too.

Appreciate your parents being together while you can. They'll get a divorce later, no matter how much you think it'll never happen. Appreciate your houses too, they're nice. Have fun with 'em.

What else....
Vicky is a bitch. Start hating her from the moment you meet her.
Don't worry, you won't go to Lake.
Stop procrastinating. It'll get you into a lot of trouble. A LOT. Just stop now.
Talk to people. TALK DAMMIT! Its the only way you'll make new friends, and the only way you'll get anywhere in life. Exercise too.
Do your homework.
Again, keep Molly. You'll see her about once a week for a month or so, then once a year for 2 or 3 years, then not at all. Don't be a dumbass. Do everything you can to keep her.

This felt really really good to type out.

jugglinguy · 03-31-2007, 10:51 PM

Dear 10 year old myself,

First of all Hai.
Learn to not use the word hai because it sounds stupid.
Then remember to never try and slit your wrist because you'll cut off your whole wrist making you type with your elbows.
Also remember that after the first wrist is gone, don't try to go: 2 for 2

**MeaCulpa** · 03-31-2007, 10:56 PM

Dear 10 year-old me,

Don't be a stranger to the world; get out a bit more. In a few years' time, don't walk on the "frozen" pond with the others. Don't be afraid of life (or death, for that matter), and keep up the good marks at school. In about 5 years' time, you'll start to defect from your religion. Accept this change; despite what others say, be yourself. That's right, you'll see exactly how cool the "cool" kids will be, so you'd best stop hanging out with them, and make other friends that you will actually keep, even through university. Oh, and sometime when you're in the seventh grade, make grandma go for a check-up at the hospital. You'll be glad you did.

All the best,
You in the future.

P.S. Don't even think about maintaining that Pokemon card collection.

**roundbox** · 03-31-2007, 10:56 PM

Dear 10 year old self,

Runescape is not fun, nor is worth 5 dollars a month.
Pokemon cards are a waste of cash.
A cat is fine too.
Tortilla chips are not healthy.
NADESTACK MID DONT FORGET HEADARMOR AND USP AMMO

pime taradox

**rsr2** · 03-31-2007, 10:58 PM

Dear 10 Year old me,

Don't start watching poker on tv. Beg your mom to stay at home instead of going away. Also don't ride on a bike no handed while going down a hill a day before your birthday!

pntballa18 · 03-31-2007, 11:21 PM

Dear 10 year old me,

Do not try to snowboard because it looks easier than skiing. It is NOT easier, and you are extremely good at skiing anyways.
Do not give your charizard card to andrew. It will eventually make you stop being friends with him.
Actually, don't give any of the cards away. Keep them in a closet somewhere for later.
Stop hanging out with Kathy and Cody, they turn out to be potheads.
Run. All the time. Believe it or not, when you don't make the Cross country team, you will be crushed.
DON'T SIT SO DAMN CLOSE TO THE COMPUTER, YOUR EYESIGHT WILL GO AWAY IN A MATTER OF 3 WEEKS.
Spend more time with bingo.
Nana and Papa love you.
Work out. Being a 5'2" weakling is not a good look.
Acting cool on your scooter is not worth cutting your face/elbow open on Easter.
KEEP TALKING TO THE KIDS FROM CTY.
Grades, etc.

Could_Strife007 · 03-31-2007, 11:24 PM

Hey Kid,

Get the f**ck outside. You have really low self esteem. It will take you 15 years to realize this, and then losing weight will be a bitch.

Also, actually practice your violin, you'll thank yourself later when all the hot asian girls are in String Ensemble.

Good job not wasting any money on Pokemon cards!

Also, if I were there right now I would kill you, just an irresistible urge.

peace

**rsr2** · 03-31-2007, 11:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by darkshark

Dear 10 year old self,

March 31st, 2007's California lottery numbers are 14, 23, 2, 45, 6
also, avoid the sofa in the middle of the freeway on the way to prom.

-Your future self.

lol very nice

evilcowgod · 04-1-2007, 04:28 AM

Dear 10 year old self,

Tell that taresa or whatever the **** that bitches name is to **** off, she's not concerned about your safety, she's just a ****head. Helmets don't make a difference. Oh and try inhaling the smoke you ****tard.

Velious · 04-1-2007, 05:12 AM

Dear me,

you're a *** get cooler

Izzy-chandess · 04-1-2007, 07:19 AM

Hello, 10-year-old self.
In a year, you're going to beat up a kid on the playground and kick his ass. Keep on training yourself in martial arts and all kinds of fighting styles.

Also, tell Mom and Dad. They don't know about what's happening at home, even if you think they do.

Also, stay away from dating your best friend because you feel attracted to her. You meet the man of your dreams a week after you break up with her.

Oh... another thing? When you lose your virginity, make sure to keep him wearing a condom every time.

**FishFishRevolution** · 04-1-2007, 08:17 AM

Dear Past Trevor,

You're going to be one lucky son of a bitch in 9 years. Good luck!

PS Yeah, you are better than the rest of your class 8) (that's a smiley face with sunglasses on, by the way)

msbrunnettemickey · 04-1-2007, 08:20 AM

Oh I forgot to mention something:

Do NOT enter a pie eating contast... You will regret it every night you go to sleep.

sammo123 · 04-1-2007, 08:31 AM

Dear Ten Year Old Self,
Dont do what people tell you
dont be a pushover
Play ddr everyday
get a new pai of feet

SAM THE FUTURE MAN

**Tank101** · 04-1-2007, 08:51 AM

Dear 10 year old self,

You're going to have to re-hide the body. Apparently dogs like to dig holes.

03-31-2007, 09:11 PM	#61
pokelda ⁽ ´ཀ`⁾ Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: It is a mystery. Posts: 3,876	Re: ITT, You write a letter to your 10 year old self. Dear 10 year old me, Come into the van... I have candy ;3 __________________

03-31-2007, 09:42 PM	#62
Specforces Yes Join Date: Jan 2004 Age: 39 Posts: 5,028	Re: ITT, You write a letter to your 10 year old self. Dear 10 year old self, The future sucks. -Your future self. __________________ Check Out My Music

03-31-2007, 09:48 PM	#63
darkshark Nothing. Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: The Pacific Ocean Posts: 4,189	Re: ITT, You write a letter to your 10 year old self. Dear 10 year old self, March 31st, 2007's California lottery numbers are 14, 23, 2, 45, 6 also, avoid the sofa in the middle of the freeway on the way to prom. -Your future self.

03-31-2007, 10:14 PM	#64
purplepopcorn FFR Player Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: extra salty Age: 34 Posts: 602	Re: ITT, You write a letter to your 10 year old self. dear younger self, Start diggin' that Laurel chick before 6th grade, and stop acting out because of it. Stephen J. is a ****, ditch his crew and hang out with the new orch kids. Start caring about your appearance before 8th grade. Stop playing neopets when all of your other friends do. Try a competitive sport other than tennis, you won't get any muscles. Realize that 5th grade is the **, and middle school will be horrible. Ignore what Brian and Stephen say in 7th grade, they won't have a girlfriend until after freshman year. NEVER ask out Andrea, she becomes an idiot. Don't go to the dances, until you know kelsey. Tell lauren she's a bitch and drop the friendship. Watch the discovery channel. take risks, realize you're more than just a braniac, express yourself much more, try and score some action, go to www.theflashbulb.net , don't try to outright impress a girl you like unless it's actually being sensitive (no tough guy acts, you'll regret it later), ignore other people's opinions. Goddamn I was messed up.

03-31-2007, 10:34 PM	#65
FluorescentArmy Forum User Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Gattrobe, Pistolvania Age: 34 Posts: 1,754	Re: ITT, You write a letter to your 10 year old self. Second note to 10 year old self: -Don't toss the neighbors cat up in the air trying to see if it will land on its feet. It will cause the cat to die and your parents will be so humiliated they will move away from your childhood playgrounds into a ****ty, mostly wooden house. -Ask for a wall before 5th grade. -The internet is bad. -Actually join the football team you pussy. Don't quit the day before the first practice -Don't associate with Andrea in the 8th grade summer. It turns out she will completely turn against you and go for a fat emo kid. -Don't get the rabbit. It will freeze to death 2 months later. -You'll get the flu for the first time in 4 years over 5th grade Christmas break. You will puke for approximately 3 days. -Don't eat the sushi in New York. You'll get horrible food poisoning. Also, don't eat the bologna from Grandma which has green spots on it. Another horrible case of food poisoning.

03-31-2007, 10:56 PM	#68
MeaCulpa FFR Simfile Author Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: T-Dot Age: 37 Posts: 841	Re: ITT, You write a letter to your 10 year old self. Dear 10 year-old me, Don't be a stranger to the world; get out a bit more. In a few years' time, don't walk on the "frozen" pond with the others. Don't be afraid of life (or death, for that matter), and keep up the good marks at school. In about 5 years' time, you'll start to defect from your religion. Accept this change; despite what others say, be yourself. That's right, you'll see exactly how cool the "cool" kids will be, so you'd best stop hanging out with them, and make other friends that you will actually keep, even through university. Oh, and sometime when you're in the seventh grade, make grandma go for a check-up at the hospital. You'll be glad you did. All the best, You in the future. P.S. Don't even think about maintaining that Pokemon card collection.

03-31-2007, 11:21 PM	#71
pntballa18 FFR Player Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Hossin Age: 34 Posts: 3,357	Re: ITT, You write a letter to your 10 year old self. Dear 10 year old me, Do not try to snowboard because it looks easier than skiing. It is NOT easier, and you are extremely good at skiing anyways. Do not give your charizard card to andrew. It will eventually make you stop being friends with him. Actually, don't give any of the cards away. Keep them in a closet somewhere for later. Stop hanging out with Kathy and Cody, they turn out to be potheads. Run. All the time. Believe it or not, when you don't make the Cross country team, you will be crushed. DON'T SIT SO DAMN CLOSE TO THE COMPUTER, YOUR EYESIGHT WILL GO AWAY IN A MATTER OF 3 WEEKS. Spend more time with bingo. Nana and Papa love you. Work out. Being a 5'2" weakling is not a good look. Acting cool on your scooter is not worth cutting your face/elbow open on Easter. KEEP TALKING TO THE KIDS FROM CTY. Grades, etc. __________________

03-31-2007, 11:24 PM	#72
Could_Strife007 FFR Player Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 245	Re: ITT, You write a letter to your 10 year old self. Hey Kid, Get the f*ck outside. You have really low self esteem. It will take you 15 years to realize this, and then losing weight will be a bitch. Also, actually practice your violin, you'll thank yourself later when all the hot asian girls are in String Ensemble. Good job not wasting any money on Pokemon cards! Also, if I were there right now I would kill you, just an irresistible urge. peace __________________ Last edited by Could_Strife007; 04-1-2007 at 10:47 AM..*

04-1-2007, 04:28 AM	#74
evilcowgod FFR Player Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Planet vegeta Age: 35 Posts: 531	Re: ITT, You write a letter to your 10 year old self. Dear 10 year old self, Tell that taresa or whatever the ** that bitches name is to off, she's not concerned about your safety, she's just a head. Helmets don't make a difference. Oh and try inhaling the smoke you **tard. __________________ <- Support! "Dumbledore returns from the dead and declares it to be hammertime, Harry proceeds to break it down, Voldemort is unable to touch this." Evilcowgod is not amused.

04-1-2007, 07:19 AM	#76
Izzy-chandess FFR Player Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: A secluded valley in Utah. Age: 38 Posts: 136	Re: ITT, You write a letter to your 10 year old self. Hello, 10-year-old self. In a year, you're going to beat up a kid on the playground and kick his ass. Keep on training yourself in martial arts and all kinds of fighting styles. Also, tell Mom and Dad. They don't know about what's happening at home, even if you think they do. Also, stay away from dating your best friend because you feel attracted to her. You meet the man of your dreams a week after you break up with her. Oh... another thing? When you lose your virginity, make sure to keep him wearing a condom every time. __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] The world has gone crazy and so have I.

04-1-2007, 08:17 AM	#77
FishFishRevolution GotR Creator Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Vi sitter här i venten Current Band: The National Age: 38 Posts: 7,251	Re: ITT, You write a letter to your 10 year old self. Dear Past Trevor, You're going to be one lucky son of a bitch in 9 years. Good luck! PS Yeah, you are better than the rest of your class 8) (that's a smiley face with sunglasses on, by the way) __________________

04-1-2007, 08:20 AM	#78
msbrunnettemickey FFR Player Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: BOOBALOOBA! Posts: 1,780	Re: ITT, You write a letter to your 10 year old self. Oh I forgot to mention something: Do NOT enter a pie eating contast... You will regret it every night you go to sleep. __________________ בקצה השמיים, ובסוף המדבר, יש מקום רחוק מלא פרחי בר מקום קטן, עלוב ומשוגע, מקום רחוק מקום לדאגה יש אומרים שם שמשיקרה וחושבים אל כל מה שקרה אלוהים שם יושב ורואה ושומר אל כל משברא אסור לקטוף את פרחי הגן אסור לקטוף את פרחי הגן ודואג ודואג נורא

04-1-2007, 08:31 AM	#79
sammo123 FFR Player Join Date: Jan 2007 Age: 33 Posts: 1,339	Re: ITT, You write a letter to your 10 year old self. Dear Ten Year Old Self, Dont do what people tell you dont be a pushover Play ddr everyday get a new pai of feet SAM THE FUTURE MAN

04-1-2007, 08:51 AM	#80
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