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I bombed the twin towers.
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I took a boxcutter to school in 6th grade, when I still thought a person would die if you cut them "across the street". So, seeing as I wanted the guy dead (still do), I cut his wrist with the boxcutter. The guy gets pissed off and we get in a fist fight (I dropped the boxcutter). That was the only fight I've ever had in my life. Well, REAL fight. I punched a drug dealer in the mouth last month, but he backed off.
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That is ATTEMPTED MURDER!
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Plus it was a gangster, couldn't afford a lawyer, didn't even press charges, so I just got nailed 45 days in an alternative school for bringing a weapon to school. |
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Location: Fairfax, VA
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I bought a whole bunch of miniature crosses with jesus bleeding and looking all sad. I ran into a Jewish temple while it was at session and screamed out loud, "YOU GUYS KILLED JESUS, JESUS WILL KILL YOU!!!". and then I threw all the miniature crosses everywhere. after that I just ran out and ran all the way home. I managed to get on the news. they never found me. LOL
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While I was at this science camp thing, my friends and I decided to pretend to be emo because while we were out snorkeling, the tide came up and my friends and I cut our wrists on some sharp rocks that were pointing out. I had my hair covering my eyes and wore all black and we all dabbed our eyes with paper towels and walked in front of their rooms crying "It happened again =(" We freaked them out so bad. Our wrists were all gushing from those rocks for a while after that...
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MCRenaissance's story was awesome.
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Antisemitism isn't cool... Nazi
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There are no basements where I live. ps. I didn't play Heroclix, even that game was too nerdy for me. I just stole them because I could. Oh, and I've smoked marijuana on a few occasions and I drink a fair share of alcohol every once in a while. It's not bad...but apparently it means I support terrorism. I also read a few essays by Karl Marx and I agreed with what he had to say, so that means I hate freedom or something. Last edited by jewpinthethird; 05-15-2006 at 11:10 PM.. |
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Location: we wrestle polar bears
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You guys are 2nd and 3rd in awesomeness ranking after Smitty. Btw I have a really awesome story, but it isn't at all something bad, it's just extremly hilarious. Convince me to write it down ITT
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feelin' the love.
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That friend is the best. He's took a **** in so many awesome places. His neighbor's trampoline, someone's garage before they moved into the house and that mailbox. rofl
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: 虹の中に
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When I was below 5, did many bad things. Fire things up, Drop Kitten down the well, took a nail and had fun drawing lines on a car... etc etc
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