All Time Favourite Quotes Ever

[clocktower]

u get owned... - by the someone iuono

[Lightknight924]

"This makes me smile on the outside, and the inside!" -Omeganitros

[Foxboy9x]

"life is a series of choices between bad and worse"
-toshiro umezawa

[Bahamut-X]

"Right and wrong are only words. What matters is what you do." - God from a futurama episode.

[Tokzic]

"The only thing cooler than quoting other members is quoting yourself." - Me

[Foxboy9x]

Originally Posted by Foxboy9x

A shirt with a big logo that says "LET'S ALL POSTWHORE IN THE GARBAGE BIN FORUM!"

pwnd.

[rsr2]

"If practice makes perfect and there is no such thing as perfect then why practice?"

Here is one i made up
"If you get scared half to death what happens if you do it twice?"

[Quicker]

Originally Posted by rsr2

Here is one i made up
"If you get scared half to death what happens if you do it twice?"

u fully die

[Tasuke]

"If you are flammable, you are never blocking a fire exit."
-Mitch Hedberg

[GuidoHunter]

And have legs*

--Guido

http://andy.mikee385.com

[MrPoptart]

1:"pie is equal to exactly 3, if u round it to the nearest number"-some dumass at my school

2:"E=mc squared"-lol guess

3:"You have to!"-LightNight

4:"I will cut off your head and sh*t down your neck"-some movie

5:"I'm gonna f*ck your mom so hard up the ass, your whole famialy will be limping"-some movie

6:"there is somone in my house with my famialy eating my cookies!"-arnoald in that clone movie

7:"cheaters never win but boy is it fun!" some movie

[Tokzic]

Originally Posted by MrPoptart

1:"pie is equal to exactly 3, if u round it to the nearest number"-some dumass at my school

2:"E=mc squared"-lol guess

3:"You have to!"-LightNight

4:"I will cut off your head and sh*t down your neck"-some movie

5:"I'm gonna f*ck your mom so hard up the ass, your whole famialy will be limping"-some movie

6:"there is somone in my house with my famialy eating my cookies!"-arnoald in that clone movie

7:"cheaters never win but boy is it fun!" some movie

what

[-Izzy-]

"A boats a Boat. But a mystery box can be anything. It could even be a boat."

Peter-Family guy



"If you do things right, People wont be sure you've done anything at all"

God-Furturama

[super-smashman]

The boob was invented for the pleasure of gays in 2002 by William Shakespeare who has since been eaten by a lobster. - Encyclopedia Dramatica

[sockwars11]

"This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is it vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished, as the once vital voice of the verisimilitude now venerates what they once vilified. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose vis-à-vis an introduction, and so it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V."


"MAAAA.... MEATLOAF... FUCCCCkKKKKKKK" wedding crashers

If it doesnt fit.. you must aquit - johnny boy

This coat is made outta your momma's pubic hairs- haters bowl

LOL the last one made me laugh until i cried and then toppled over in pain

[Quicker]

"I Was Playn And I Crapped Myself In Pandemonooiniuum And It Went On The Pad! It Xploded And I Slipped And I Went To Hell Lol!!!111"

- terence1357

omfg, i still crack up everytime i read that hahaaaa hahahahhaa XD

[Stev031415]

Peter Griffin: "Why did all the dinosaurs die off?"
Museum guide: "Because you touch yourself at night"

- Family Guy.
Pure Genius.

[revdude04]

"I've put on some weight for my upcoming film, where i play Peter Griffin as an english warrior fighting with the british against the british to gain independence for the brittish" -Peter Griffin

Meg:I dont wanna babysit stewie anymore! I could be out having a life!
Lois:You can complain all you want, but dont you lie to me!
Peter:Oh, she just TORCHED your ass!

"You are sweating and condensating, i will kick you in the tights and you will go down, youre very top heavy! 'OH YEAH!!' -oh, NO! naughty naughty kool aid man; you glass BITCH, you glass BASTARD." -Dane Cook about the Kool Aid man

[scorpio1690]

"Men always say they want a threesome, me though, I've never felt the need to disappoint two women at once"-Comedian

[super-smashman]

"Kenny! Spin blossom nut-squash!" - Eric Cartman