Uhh ok.. dear Admins (pretty obvious thread)

[FissionMailed1]

Originally Posted by funmonkey54

Riga

I read this as a certain racial slur, and couldn't help but laugh.

[Quigly]

assassinate a member of their parliament and split europe in half causing a political crisis and then 5 more call of duty games can be made about it

[Quigly]

we pocket the revenue and synth retires in aruba

[Tarrik]

Sure. Synth can then give me all the rights to FFR and i'll replace every song with RATO on rates.

[t-rogdor]

I walk face first into congress, wearing my "goku and friends" shirt. I have been wearing this shirt non stop since 2007. It is fused to my skin. The congressional officers notice my stench instantly as i wink at the presiding officer. As i am apprehended i scream into the echoing chambers. Arby's will not be pleased by my actions

[A2P]

Originally Posted by t-rogdor

I walk face first into congress, wearing my "goku and friends" shirt. I have been wearing this shirt non stop since 2007. It is fused to my skin. The congressional officers notice my stench instantly as i wink at the presiding officer. As i am apprehended i scream into the echoing chambers. Arby's will not be pleased by my actions

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. IT'S CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, RIDDICK. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME NECRO BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXYS MOST DANGEROUS PRISON. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNIng

[supermousie]

So coffee just came out of my nostrils

[t-rogdor]

Coffee? You don't know shit about coffee until you spend 10 days in a sensory deprivation tank filled with nothing but pure columbian coffee beans. You sink to the caffinated abyss and feel yourself becoming a bean. By the time i got out i had to spend months in physical therapy so i could forget that i'm not a coffee bean

[bmah]

Case is pretty much over, for now at least. One user and several ips banned later, everything's working smoothly.

Here's hoping that we don't get DDOSed anymore.