Kirby Vs. Jesus Vs. Godzilla - Page 4

Jam930 · 06-17-2004, 12:27 PM

Kirby wins.

Nimble, Agile creature whos sole purpose is destruction.

Most people don't even know if he's real, and he just causes a lot of fighting. God and religion causes like 70% of all wars.

A harmless doll very close to the camera.

This is pretty stupid.

evilbutterfly · 06-17-2004, 12:29 PM

watch the movie. the scientist guy does the pregnancy test and sees that it's a girl and that she's gonna have a buncha Godzilla babies. i guess they could be called Jesuszillas, really.

ananana · 06-17-2004, 12:38 PM

Yeah...she has babies. ^_______________^

Jam930 · 06-17-2004, 12:42 PM

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fusi0n · 06-17-2004, 12:48 PM

Godzilla is both, asexual right?

And um..Kirby has already won.

evilbutterfly · 06-17-2004, 12:49 PM

if somebody's face was so wide that their smile took that much space, i'd hate to see how huge the rest of them is...

fusi0n · 06-17-2004, 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Jam930

Most people don't even know if he's real

A harmless doll very close to the camera.

Oh yeah, I forgot Kirby was real.

ananana · 06-17-2004, 01:22 PM

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I would get stabbed if I told you about that face here.

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Godzilla is both, asexual right?

Isn't Godzilla a mutant iguana? It takes two babay!

**Moogy** · 06-17-2004, 01:24 PM

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dancingkirby · 06-17-2004, 01:33 PM

People voted for things that aren't Kirby? Shocking!!

NeoDarkHeart · 06-17-2004, 07:24 PM

that smile = jaba the hutt.

CalibreneGuru · 06-17-2004, 07:55 PM

Good job everyone. The original poster didn't specify that the Jesus in question was actually the son of God aka Jesus Christ. Turns out, he was talking about an illegal alien from Mexico named Jesus Martinez. Therefore, I put my vote on the Latino, since they kick ass.

Jam930 · 06-17-2004, 09:20 PM

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Originally Posted by fusi0n

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Originally Posted by Jam930

Most people don't even know if he's real

A harmless doll very close to the camera.

Oh yeah, I forgot Kirby was real.

tsk tsk.

evilbutterfly · 06-17-2004, 09:25 PM

Jesús. u forgot the accent. i think there's an accent in Martinez, too, but i'm not sure.

CalibreneGuru · 06-17-2004, 09:56 PM

I didn't feel like doing the accents.

evilbutterfly · 06-17-2004, 10:24 PM

yeah, laziness is a bitch

**Moogy** · 06-18-2004, 12:58 AM

The poll only adds up to 98%. I am scared.

8cat, you must protect us.

evilbutterfly · 06-18-2004, 07:42 PM

no, it adds up to 99% jeez, Moogy, u suck at math, and life, most likely

mmmmm, commas. throughout the entire sentance

Chrissi · 06-18-2004, 11:15 PM

It -did- add up to 98%. evilbutterfly, YOU lose at variables.

TACODUDE · 06-19-2004, 04:35 PM

Because Superman and Jesus are the same guy, that would put Godzilla out of commission real quick, then Kirby sucks up Kryptonite and wins.

06-17-2004, 12:27 PM	#61
Jam930 FFR Player Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 1,069	Kirby wins. Nimble, Agile creature whos sole purpose is destruction. Most people don't even know if he's real, and he just causes a lot of fighting. God and religion causes like 70% of all wars. A harmless doll very close to the camera. This is pretty stupid. __________________ -Jamie

06-17-2004, 12:29 PM	#62
evilbutterfly FFR Player Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Small town, TN Age: 39 Posts: 5,784	watch the movie. the scientist guy does the pregnancy test and sees that it's a girl and that she's gonna have a buncha Godzilla babies. i guess they could be called Jesuszillas, really. __________________ So I've gone completely slack-ass and haven't done any work on creating games. =( In less-depressing news, I got a job for an online business (which sells non-electronic games, of all things!) which has taught me a lot about marketing online and all that jazz. So now I'm on Twitter @NoahWright. And I write the blog for their website. Plus I do cool programming in-house that you'll never see. =O

06-17-2004, 12:48 PM	#65
fusi0n FFR Player Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Indianapolis, IN Age: 38 Posts: 2,158	Godzilla is both, asexual right? And um..Kirby has already won. __________________

06-17-2004, 12:49 PM	#66
evilbutterfly FFR Player Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Small town, TN Age: 39 Posts: 5,784	if somebody's face was so wide that their smile took that much space, i'd hate to see how huge the rest of them is... __________________ So I've gone completely slack-ass and haven't done any work on creating games. =( In less-depressing news, I got a job for an online business (which sells non-electronic games, of all things!) which has taught me a lot about marketing online and all that jazz. So now I'm on Twitter @NoahWright. And I write the blog for their website. Plus I do cool programming in-house that you'll never see. =O

06-17-2004, 01:24 PM	#69
Moogy 嗚呼 Join Date: Aug 2003 Age: 36 Posts: 10,303	^___________________________________________________________________________ ___________________________________________________ _______________________________________________________________________________ _________________________________________________________________________________ ________________ ____________ ________________________________________________^ __________________ Plz visit my blog ^^^ vintage signature from like 2006 preserved

View Poll Results: Who would win?
Kirby	35	67.31%
Jesus	12	23.08%
Godzilla	5	9.62%
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06-17-2004, 12:38 PM	#63
ananana FFR Player Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Atlanta Age: 38 Posts: 632	Yeah...she has babies. ^_______________^

06-17-2004, 01:33 PM	#70
dancingkirby FFR Player Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 1	People voted for things that aren't Kirby? Shocking!!

06-17-2004, 07:24 PM	#71
NeoDarkHeart FFR Player Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: USA Posts: 283	that smile = jaba the hutt. __________________ Stats You were my witness, my eyes, my evidence.

06-17-2004, 07:55 PM	#72
CalibreneGuru FFR Player Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 108	Good job everyone. The original poster didn't specify that the Jesus in question was actually the son of God aka Jesus Christ. Turns out, he was talking about an illegal alien from Mexico named Jesus Martinez. Therefore, I put my vote on the Latino, since they kick ass.

06-17-2004, 09:25 PM	#74
evilbutterfly FFR Player Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Small town, TN Age: 39 Posts: 5,784	Jesús. u forgot the accent. i think there's an accent in Martinez, too, but i'm not sure. __________________ So I've gone completely slack-ass and haven't done any work on creating games. =( In less-depressing news, I got a job for an online business (which sells non-electronic games, of all things!) which has taught me a lot about marketing online and all that jazz. So now I'm on Twitter @NoahWright. And I write the blog for their website. Plus I do cool programming in-house that you'll never see. =O

06-17-2004, 09:56 PM	#75
CalibreneGuru FFR Player Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 108	I didn't feel like doing the accents.

06-17-2004, 10:24 PM	#76
evilbutterfly FFR Player Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Small town, TN Age: 39 Posts: 5,784	yeah, laziness is a bitch __________________ So I've gone completely slack-ass and haven't done any work on creating games. =( In less-depressing news, I got a job for an online business (which sells non-electronic games, of all things!) which has taught me a lot about marketing online and all that jazz. So now I'm on Twitter @NoahWright. And I write the blog for their website. Plus I do cool programming in-house that you'll never see. =O

06-18-2004, 12:58 AM	#77
Moogy 嗚呼 Join Date: Aug 2003 Age: 36 Posts: 10,303	The poll only adds up to 98%. I am scared. 8cat, you must protect us. __________________ Plz visit my blog ^^^ vintage signature from like 2006 preserved

06-18-2004, 07:42 PM	#78
evilbutterfly FFR Player Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Small town, TN Age: 39 Posts: 5,784	no, it adds up to 99% jeez, Moogy, u suck at math, and life, most likely mmmmm, commas. throughout the entire sentance __________________ So I've gone completely slack-ass and haven't done any work on creating games. =( In less-depressing news, I got a job for an online business (which sells non-electronic games, of all things!) which has taught me a lot about marketing online and all that jazz. So now I'm on Twitter @NoahWright. And I write the blog for their website. Plus I do cool programming in-house that you'll never see. =O

06-18-2004, 11:15 PM	#79
Chrissi FFR Player Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The Game Age: 39 Posts: 3,019	It -did- add up to 98%. evilbutterfly, YOU lose at variables. __________________ C is for Charisma, it's why people think I'm great! I make my friends all laugh and smile and never want to hate!

06-19-2004, 04:35 PM	#80
TACODUDE FFR Player Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: The Moon Posts: 394	Because Superman and Jesus are the same guy, that would put Godzilla out of commission real quick, then Kirby sucks up Kryptonite and wins. __________________ ZOMG I\'M BAK GUYZ LOL I LOVE POKEMON! LOL

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