most retarded moments EVER!!!

[abbiemonGoesRaWr]

Originally Posted by purebloodtexan

Gazeebo, remember our furry policy. We only make fun of them when they bitch and moan. For the most part, Abbie has proven herself to be a decent member.

Hands off, man.

Wow. I'm pretty damn surprised.
Uh, thanks. :]

[fastfingers65]

Leave the ''furry'' alone.

[g4z33b0]

Originally Posted by purebloodtexan

Gazeebo, remember our furry policy. We only make fun of them when they bitch and moan. For the most part, Abbie has proven herself to be a decent member.

that may be your policy but mine is a little different. for me, furry and decent member are like harry and voldemort. neither can exist while the other remains

[purebloodtexan]

Originally Posted by abbiemonGoesRaWr

Wow. I'm pretty damn surprised.
Uh, thanks. :]

What, did you still think that I hated you or something?

I thought we went over that.

that may be your policy but mine is a little different. for me, furry and decent member are like harry and voldemort. neither can exist while the other remains

Then please, inform me: Other than a brief moment of understandable newbness in TGB, what true harm has she done through her posts?

[abbiemonGoesRaWr]

Originally Posted by purebloodtexan

What, did you still think that I hated you or something?

I thought we went over that.

Lol. Yeah. I did. =\ Sorry.

Oh btw, I've talked to you a long time ago too, I just remembered that, back when I was on my old account HerInfernalMajestyxxx.

Also to keep with the topic of this thread...
I had a retarded moment today at school. Not really a big surprise since I mentioned that I always have retarded moments. But I was just explaining something to my friend and I said "But you won't be here anymore because you were all like 'I won't be here anymore'"... I basically tried to explain something by saying the same thing twice.

Yeah. Not really something to talk about, but I didn't want the main purpose of this thread to just be completely thrown to the side. ;/

[sexyinpink]

omg... one time during english class, the teacher was reading and i tried to hold in my fart, and accidentally ripped it full blown. I was really embarassed, everyone ignored it because we're an honors class and we're mature, but my friend asked me if that was me and i went yes
x(

[Problems]

ddrmaxextreme2

[TinkoKoala]

One time me and my friends decided it would be funny to light a bag of cotton balls on fire in the cafeteria.

It wasn't.

[purebloodtexan]

Just today during 3rd period, my friend Sean rode his bike through school (and attempted to go down the stairs as well), and Jeremy managed to keep up and record the whole thing.

They plan to go down the skyway ramps as well.

[TS_SonicMaster]

A group of me and my friends in study hall/lunch have done a bunch of retarded but hilarious things around our school.

-Thrown each other into trash cans
-Bounced bouncy balls off balcony onto tables below onto other side of hallway balcony
-These fartbag things that reak badly when popped, put them in trashcans outside crowd of people waiting for final exams/by doors before 8th graders leave for field trip/girls bathroom
-Made one of friends snort crushed smarties this week
-Penis Game numerous times
-"Liquid Ass" Really REALLY bad smelling stuff, put it on some kid, he threw up because of it, sprayed it in other places
-Bring buckets of snow into the school and cover the stairs with it
-Taped teachers things to ceiling
-Shutdown all computers in rooms with command prompt on one computer/shut down teachers computer
-Road our bikes accidently into a 5 x 10 x 4 hole on sidewalk, bent all our bikes
-Prank called Blockbuster; Wal-Mart; Pizza Hut; some girl's house saying she ordered birth control pills, we think she got in some trouble
-Paper Shuriken thrown all over/airplanes/paper claws
-Set locker/trashcan/desk on fire
-Threw girl's bathing suit found on ground at people
-Toga party on roof
-Put some oil substance in the pool and set it on fire during swimming unit in gym
-Rollerbladed around the school holding plastic bottles hitting others
-Viking charge through the hallways
-Acted out Crab Battle Flash video
-Pretended that one of us had rabies and bit some other student, freaked them out massively/did same did saying they had HIV
-Turned heat off during winter break by breaking in and left water all over the floor, came back days later and skated around, school closed for a while after that

Can't think of anything else right now.

[purebloodtexan]

-At some point last spring (I was a freshman), me, Cooper and DJ were walking toward the band hall (main campus). For some gay reason, they locked down the pathway every afternoon, so we had to walk across the practice fields. Cooper that it would be fun if he jumped off the elevated pavement into the mud patch. He slipped, fell, and stained his backside.

After that, we figured out that they locked the gate on the main-campus side. I hopped over first, and DJ threw his skateboard over, asking me to hold onto it. I stole it and ran.

-After school, me, Kevin, Jaret, Will and Ty were playing wall-ball outside the band hall (By now, you should know that the band hall is like my second home-away-from-home). We (along with Morgan, who left earlier) hit the high windows multiple times, because we knew that they were plexiglass. Eventually, Jefferson came out and said that Benford wants us to stop.

Before we left, Kevin thought he'd be funny and hit the window again. Since I had already been seen throwing the ball with them, I had no choice but to haul ass along with them.

I've got to get ready for bed. I have a lock-in tommorow, so I might have more stories then.

[g4z33b0]

Originally Posted by purebloodtexan

Then please, inform me: Other than a brief moment of understandable newbness in TGB, what true harm has she done through her posts?

none really besides the whole bawwwwwwwwww i'm ugly stuff

[purebloodtexan]

Originally Posted by g4z33b0

none really besides the whole bawwwwwwwwww i'm ugly stuff

Seeing how I missed it, it clearly wasn't that important, and she hasn't done anything wrong in this thread either. Should she screw up majorly, then by all means, let loose. I might even join in. Until then, leave her alone.

On topic:

Last year, on the first day after the winter freeze, me and Alec were at school early and decided to spend time in the practice room. Our practice rooms have large sound-proof glass windows, so we got a bit carried away.
-Alec simultaneously did a pelvic thrust and kicked the edge of the door -- it looked like he was humping the window.
-Kelson came into the hallway and told me to put my ass up to the window while Alec did his "doorhump." It looked pretty damn funny on my camera phone.

[Corbin Wells]

Originally Posted by RB_Dreamscanner

I wouldn't call this very retarded, but after fapping i decided to look down and i shot in the face. Ew.

Ahaha! You rule! XD


It was dark and I was walking into my dorm, and a student was holding the door open but I was walking on the otherside, not paying attention I power walked right into the glass door. It was the most awkward thing ever. I was so surprised afterwards like O_O'. My glasses broke too.

[ddrmaxextreme2]

Originally Posted by Problems

ddrmaxextreme2

um...that is soooo f***ed up...

[SysRq]

Originally Posted by Problems

ddrmaxextreme2

=D

[goat6707]

some students here at the university, part of the comm2301 theater class, got the the top of the UC building, a three story, flat-topped building, and made woman screams and gun shots.

[abbiemonGoesRaWr]

Originally Posted by g4z33b0

none really besides the whole bawwwwwwwwww i'm ugly stuff

Oh wow. Whoop-dee-doo. Just that one thing. purebloodtexan has a better reason to hate me if he still wanted to but at least he's keeping his cool with me.

Thread topic...
8th grade, 2 years ago, there was an ice cream truck passing by and we bought one of those stink bomb pouches. Put it in my friend's backpack while he wasn't paying any attention to us at all. As I was walking up to give him back his bag with the stink bomb in it, it started popping early and he guessed what happened. Told the office and the 3 of us had to pay $25... b.s though. Don't mind paying; but we have deeper reason as to why it shouldn't have been that much, .-. ; I still talk to the guy though. x]

[purebloodtexan]

Originally Posted by abbiemonGoesRaWr

Oh wow. Whoop-dee-doo. Just that one thing. purebloodtexan has a better reason to hate me if he still wanted to but at least he's keeping his cool with me.

Just an FYI: Don't praise me every time I come in and stop someone from being an ass, or else the regulars will think that I'm starting to hit on you or something.

On topic: We've never had a regular end-of-the-year in middle school.

6th grade: 8th graders accidentally detonated a stink bomb that they had set.
7th grade: Some idiot lit a fire in the bathroom, and we had to sit outside in the heat for atleast two hours. I seriously thought that I was going to die from the heat, although it seems rather foolish now.
8th grade: A 7th grader died from complications in his kidney.

[abbiemonGoesRaWr]

Originally Posted by purebloodtexan

Just an FYI: Don't praise me every time I come in and stop someone from being an ass, or else the regulars will think that I'm starting to hit on you or something.

Lol. I know.

Oh and g4z33b0. I only mentioned that I personally think that I'm ugly because the topic said something like "explain why you don't have a boyfriend/girlfriend in less than 5 words". I wasn't even complaining about it, simply just using it as a reason to answer the thread topic.

And I can't think of another significant retarded moment right now. =\ lol