FFR Summer Kickoff Subscription Giveaway Official Thread - Page 33

**rebel yell** · 06-9-2007, 04:56 PM

kailure ull win one im sure

**makdaddy** · 06-9-2007, 04:56 PM

cieling cat eats dolphins for fun, yay

**smartdude1212** · 06-9-2007, 04:56 PM

Well, today I found out the truth. Ceiling Cat and I were on a “break” from each other as of two weeks ago. I found out today that it wasn’t just a break, it was a complete break up. This sucks... really bad. I put so much time into masturbating because of Ceiling Cat, and he’s gone. It almost makes me feel like I wasted my time.

But... I know I didn’t completely waste my time. I know that even if I did it for Ceiling Cat or not, it’s still one of the best masturbation sessions I ever had, if not the best. I accomplished one of my ultimate goals: to masturbate in front of the one and only Ceiling Cat.

Ceiling Cat gave me the will to ejaculate.

R0nburgundy · 06-9-2007, 04:56 PM

Ceiling cat was born in A small town in canada in 2001. She had 3 sisters and 2 brothers. She lived the first few years of her life in a cardboard box on the sie of the street. She had never heard of the internet before and the fiirst time she got online she was instantly addicted. She soon got tired of the internet in Canada and decided to move to the united states. She moved to Chicago Illinois and started a new life as a computer technician. Her first job was working for the geek squad at Best Buy. She soon got very bored of her job because it wasnt anything fun with computers. With her loss of interest she soon got fired from her job.
The next day she was at home looking online for jobs when she had an idea for a game. The game would be like DDR but on a keyboard. For the next few weeks she worked on this game almost non-stop. The only times she stopped was when she fell asleep or got really hungry. After three weeks her games was nearly completed but she realized that nearly all her money was spent. The next day she went and got a part-time job at Mcdonalds. She worked as much as she could for the next 3 months and only worked on her game at night.
Four months after she started her game she was finaly done with the first version of it. She had been thinking of a name for it for a while and decided that Flash Flash revolution would be best to call it. Ceiling cat started to wonder why she even made this. Because of this game she lost her boyfreinds and all of her freinds hated her. She decided to move away and start a new life.
Ceiling cat didn't move that far away just on the other end of Chicago. In her new neighborhood she became freinds will all her new neighbors and got a decent job as a cares salewoman. She was working on a new song for her game when she had the best idea of her life. "I can put my game online!" she exclaimed. So ceiling cat made a website that was flashflashrevolution.com. She didn't think anything bug would come from it but she spread the work around through her freinds and family. People soon began to call it ffr.
Nearly everyone ceiling cat had play ffr was addicted to it very quickly. Not long after she created ffr and added screenames that people could get that a young man named shashakiro joined. Ceiling cat was amazed but his perfect sense of beat and how quickly he could move his fingers.
A few years went by and ceiling cat added things to her website like profiles, multiplayer, ffr radio, the forums, and vid chat. All these things helped ffr become a great online cimmunity and hundreds of thousands of people had joined.

Ceiling cat = synthlight

OhMyGod666 · 06-9-2007, 04:56 PM

OMFG 4chan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

**u84** · 06-9-2007, 04:57 PM

To me ceiling cat is something that brings me joy and ecstacy, as well as shame and despair. He watches me from above like that of a deity, and comes to comfort me with his presence when i'm feeling quite lonely, or spending some additional time with pamela handerson. I love ceiling cat with all of my heart as he will always have a special place in my heart.

On a related note, god bless caturday!

This person should win.

BL_destruction · 06-9-2007, 04:58 PM

Ceiling cat, n., a silly lil cat that was brought to this world before any other creature existed. this cat observes all living, intelligent creatures. he spent all of his time watching cavemen and taking note of their every move. then the cavemen began to evolve and it became harder for this cat to watch over them. nevertheless, the cat began hiding in ceilings, where no one would think to look when they are about to masturbate or whatever they are doing.

to this day, ceiling cat watches over everybody and it is still a mystery about what this creature looks like (just like bigfoot)

**Meatyguy** · 06-9-2007, 04:59 PM

If I win I will give everybody a ceiling cat who doesn't have one and that needs one so... plz pick me or the ceiling cat will fall and be a six feet under cat

**Adamaja456** · 06-9-2007, 04:59 PM

hooray for Ceiling Cat!

**i love you** · 06-9-2007, 04:59 PM

ceiling cat is a cat who runs anywhere to hide from it prey. It will most likely jump up to the ceiling and run.

**Synthlight** · 06-9-2007, 05:00 PM

If Ravern doesn't pick in 1 minute, Cheese will take over and declare a winner.

Cheers,

Synthlight

OhMyGod666 · 06-9-2007, 05:00 PM

Ceiling cat is known to teleport between houses and poke his head through holes in the ceiling to watch people masturbate.

If there’s no hole in your ceiling, he’ll make one.

In a recent interview with ceiling cat, he pointed out that he isn’t a pervert and that he does it for the lulz. Ceiling cat also dislikes the Pakistanis, because they don’t have ceilings there.

CEILING CAT IS OUR GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!HAVE MERCY!!!!!!AND PIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!mmmmmmmmm......pie.........

kailure · 06-9-2007, 05:00 PM

Time! Winner is kailure.

I will actually have my tooth punched out if I win. =o
Then I'll give it to Ceiling Cat

**DarkProdigy** · 06-9-2007, 05:00 PM

Hey guys, your not digging.
Go digg the FFR story if you want a free month subscription.
http://digg.com/news/upcoming/most

ceiling cat · 06-9-2007, 05:01 PM

http://www.flashflashrevolution.com/...ceiling%20cat/

**Adamaja456** · 06-9-2007, 05:01 PM

maybe cheese should pick?

chunky_cheese · 06-9-2007, 05:02 PM

So am I good to go now? Let's give rave one more minute.

-Moo- · 06-9-2007, 05:02 PM

GO GO GO!

**smartdude1212** · 06-9-2007, 05:02 PM

Ceiling Cat doesn't have a gender?

**Synthlight** · 06-9-2007, 05:02 PM

Rave, 30 second warning.

Cheers,

Synthlight

06-9-2007, 04:56 PM	#641
rebel yell Soren pwns Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 27	Re: FFR Summer Kickoff Subscription Giveaway Official Thread kailure ull win one im sure

06-9-2007, 04:56 PM	#642
makdaddy FFR Veteran Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Raleigh NC Age: 34 Posts: 1,688	Re: FFR Summer Kickoff Subscription Giveaway Official Thread cieling cat eats dolphins for fun, yay

06-9-2007, 04:56 PM	#643
smartdude1212 2 is poo Join Date: Sep 2005 Age: 34 Posts: 6,687	Re: FFR Summer Kickoff Subscription Giveaway Official Thread Well, today I found out the truth. Ceiling Cat and I were on a “break” from each other as of two weeks ago. I found out today that it wasn’t just a break, it was a complete break up. This sucks... really bad. I put so much time into masturbating because of Ceiling Cat, and he’s gone. It almost makes me feel like I wasted my time. But... I know I didn’t completely waste my time. I know that even if I did it for Ceiling Cat or not, it’s still one of the best masturbation sessions I ever had, if not the best. I accomplished one of my ultimate goals: to masturbate in front of the one and only Ceiling Cat. Ceiling Cat gave me the will to ejaculate.

06-9-2007, 04:56 PM	#644
R0nburgundy FFR Player Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: San diego Posts: 82	Re: FFR Summer Kickoff Subscription Giveaway Official Thread Ceiling cat was born in A small town in canada in 2001. She had 3 sisters and 2 brothers. She lived the first few years of her life in a cardboard box on the sie of the street. She had never heard of the internet before and the fiirst time she got online she was instantly addicted. She soon got tired of the internet in Canada and decided to move to the united states. She moved to Chicago Illinois and started a new life as a computer technician. Her first job was working for the geek squad at Best Buy. She soon got very bored of her job because it wasnt anything fun with computers. With her loss of interest she soon got fired from her job. The next day she was at home looking online for jobs when she had an idea for a game. The game would be like DDR but on a keyboard. For the next few weeks she worked on this game almost non-stop. The only times she stopped was when she fell asleep or got really hungry. After three weeks her games was nearly completed but she realized that nearly all her money was spent. The next day she went and got a part-time job at Mcdonalds. She worked as much as she could for the next 3 months and only worked on her game at night. Four months after she started her game she was finaly done with the first version of it. She had been thinking of a name for it for a while and decided that Flash Flash revolution would be best to call it. Ceiling cat started to wonder why she even made this. Because of this game she lost her boyfreinds and all of her freinds hated her. She decided to move away and start a new life. Ceiling cat didn't move that far away just on the other end of Chicago. In her new neighborhood she became freinds will all her new neighbors and got a decent job as a cares salewoman. She was working on a new song for her game when she had the best idea of her life. "I can put my game online!" she exclaimed. So ceiling cat made a website that was flashflashrevolution.com. She didn't think anything bug would come from it but she spread the work around through her freinds and family. People soon began to call it ffr. Nearly everyone ceiling cat had play ffr was addicted to it very quickly. Not long after she created ffr and added screenames that people could get that a young man named shashakiro joined. Ceiling cat was amazed but his perfect sense of beat and how quickly he could move his fingers. A few years went by and ceiling cat added things to her website like profiles, multiplayer, ffr radio, the forums, and vid chat. All these things helped ffr become a great online cimmunity and hundreds of thousands of people had joined. Ceiling cat = synthlight __________________ -edit button use it!

06-9-2007, 04:56 PM	#645
OhMyGod666 FFR Player Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Croatia(Europe) Posts: 7	Re: FFR Summer Kickoff Subscription Giveaway Official Thread OMFG 4chan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO __________________ -Ilole

06-9-2007, 04:58 PM	#647
BL_destruction FFR Player Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Delaware Age: 36 Posts: 10	Re: FFR Summer Kickoff Subscription Giveaway Official Thread Ceiling cat, n., a silly lil cat that was brought to this world before any other creature existed. this cat observes all living, intelligent creatures. he spent all of his time watching cavemen and taking note of their every move. then the cavemen began to evolve and it became harder for this cat to watch over them. nevertheless, the cat began hiding in ceilings, where no one would think to look when they are about to masturbate or whatever they are doing. to this day, ceiling cat watches over everybody and it is still a mystery about what this creature looks like (just like bigfoot)

06-9-2007, 04:59 PM	#648
Meatyguy FFR Veteran Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Phoenix, AZ Age: 33 Posts: 758	Re: FFR Summer Kickoff Subscription Giveaway Official Thread If I win I will give everybody a ceiling cat who doesn't have one and that needs one so... plz pick me or the ceiling cat will fall and be a six feet under cat

06-9-2007, 04:59 PM	#649
Adamaja456 Absurd Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: 31 Billion Club, WA Age: 35 Posts: 6,433	Re: FFR Summer Kickoff Subscription Giveaway Official Thread hooray for Ceiling Cat! __________________ 582 Tier Points(Tier 3) 602 AAAs(517+23+62) People who bought me subscriptions/tokens: DrugstoreCowboy(1 month) ELRayford(3 months) ~GJampa(3 months) Jerry DB(3 months) 4th place in Gamewhore Competition(3 months) Phynx(FGJ album and Dendrite V2) dragon890x(1 year) Slide(1 year)

06-9-2007, 04:59 PM	#650
i love you Live a wonderful life~ Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 7,313	Re: FFR Summer Kickoff Subscription Giveaway Official Thread ceiling cat is a cat who runs anywhere to hide from it prey. It will most likely jump up to the ceiling and run. __________________ =============================== The idea that RDCP 3 may come out in the future is a fun thought to have~ ===============================

06-9-2007, 05:00 PM	#651
Synthlight Administrator Founder, System Administrator Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: United States of America Age: 52 Posts: 3,057	Re: FFR Summer Kickoff Subscription Giveaway Official Thread If Ravern doesn't pick in 1 minute, Cheese will take over and declare a winner. Cheers, Synthlight

06-9-2007, 05:00 PM	#652
OhMyGod666 FFR Player Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Croatia(Europe) Posts: 7	Re: FFR Summer Kickoff Subscription Giveaway Official Thread Ceiling cat is known to teleport between houses and poke his head through holes in the ceiling to watch people masturbate. If there’s no hole in your ceiling, he’ll make one. In a recent interview with ceiling cat, he pointed out that he isn’t a pervert and that he does it for the lulz. Ceiling cat also dislikes the Pakistanis, because they don’t have ceilings there. CEILING CAT IS OUR GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!HAVE MERCY!!!!!!AND PIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!mmmmmmmmm......pie......... __________________ -Ilole

06-9-2007, 05:00 PM	#653
kailure bzzt Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: NJ Posts: 228	Re: FFR Summer Kickoff Subscription Giveaway Official Thread Time! Winner is kailure. I will actually have my tooth punched out if I win. =o Then I'll give it to Ceiling Cat

06-9-2007, 05:00 PM	#654
DarkProdigy FFR Veteran Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 893	Re: FFR Summer Kickoff Subscription Giveaway Official Thread Hey guys, your not digging. Go digg the FFR story if you want a free month subscription. http://digg.com/news/upcoming/most __________________ Are you a stepartist?

06-9-2007, 05:01 PM	#655
ceiling cat FFR Player Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 1	Re: FFR Summer Kickoff Subscription Giveaway Official Thread http://www.flashflashrevolution.com/...ceiling%20cat/

06-9-2007, 05:01 PM	#656
Adamaja456 Absurd Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: 31 Billion Club, WA Age: 35 Posts: 6,433	Re: FFR Summer Kickoff Subscription Giveaway Official Thread maybe cheese should pick? __________________ 582 Tier Points(Tier 3) 602 AAAs(517+23+62) People who bought me subscriptions/tokens: DrugstoreCowboy(1 month) ELRayford(3 months) ~GJampa(3 months) Jerry DB(3 months) 4th place in Gamewhore Competition(3 months) Phynx(FGJ album and Dendrite V2) dragon890x(1 year) Slide(1 year)

06-9-2007, 05:02 PM	#657
chunky_cheese FFR Player Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Edmonton, Canada Age: 34 Posts: 1,736	Re: FFR Summer Kickoff Subscription Giveaway Official Thread So am I good to go now? Let's give rave one more minute.

06-9-2007, 05:02 PM	#658
-Moo- FFR Player Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: The Desert, Arizona Posts: 1,199	Re: FFR Summer Kickoff Subscription Giveaway Official Thread GO GO GO! __________________ touch my pokeballz

06-9-2007, 05:02 PM	#659
smartdude1212 2 is poo Join Date: Sep 2005 Age: 34 Posts: 6,687	Re: FFR Summer Kickoff Subscription Giveaway Official Thread Ceiling Cat doesn't have a gender?

06-9-2007, 05:02 PM	#660
Synthlight Administrator Founder, System Administrator Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: United States of America Age: 52 Posts: 3,057	Re: FFR Summer Kickoff Subscription Giveaway Official Thread Rave, 30 second warning. Cheers, Synthlight

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