FFR Summer Kickoff Subscription Giveaway Official Thread - Page 31

**Jtehanonymous** · 06-9-2007, 04:34 PM

Ceiling cat, I urge you to look away from all these other phony expressions of admiration, and look within this paragraph's contents for the genuine truth. Ceiling cat, you are worth more to me than all of the credits on FFR, and yet you still shove me away. I try so hard to be appreciative of your humbleness and honest disposition. You are more than just a cat who clings from ceilings, but rather, an advocate for teaching the community what's right. Your example you set forward for me and everyone else is too great to even begin commending. And still, you recieve no credit for all the greatness you were endowed, but simply continue onward giving back to everyone who is so blind to your presence, and all you teach us.

A worthy fan,
Jtehanonymous

AK_Parker · 06-9-2007, 04:34 PM

Ceiling Cat:

A cat that has been scared so much, or is a ninja, and has to go onto the ceiling in order to escape, or kill, the person. This is for offence and defensive manouvers. It’s a great tactic that should be used in real life. CEILING CAT!

sexyinpink · 06-9-2007, 04:34 PM

Ceiling Cat is creature sent from God. God sent this creature for one purpose only, watch us human beings masturbate. The definition of masturbation is... well i think we all know that. The definition of Ceiling Cat from answers.com is unknown, but is mentioned in the book Cactuses Come in Flocks. So as you can see, there is no definition of ceiling cat, all we know about this mystical creature is that he watches us masturbate. You have to look deep inside your pants to find the true meaning of Ceiling Cat. But, there is always one question that mankind had trouble with. Is Ceiling Cat watching you?

What Ceiling Cat means to me? Ceiling Cat means a lot to me. He's always watching me and i always think about him watching me. Will he strike me down? Will he hiss at me? Or will he stay there in the ceiling? Ceiling Cat is one of my best friends. I treasure him dearly. He will always be watching me masturbate until the day i die. This bond between me and him (her), is everlasting. Who knows?, he may be watching you!

Cheers,
Ceiling Cat

**DarkbearX** · 06-9-2007, 04:36 PM

I must say, a lot of people in here need to lurk moar.

vemuck · 06-9-2007, 04:37 PM

To me, ceiling cat represents laughter. Everytime I think of ceiling cat, I cannot stop but to giggle a little. The reason behind this is simple: what is funnier than a cat grabbing onto the switch of a ceiling fan and getting spinned around endlessly? It may seem cruel to some, but we all know it's hella funny. The best part of course is when it releases itself from the ceiling fan thus hitting the wall. If anyone needeth a reminder of how uber funny this is, well here is a path to the awesomeness. http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...96278388210835
This is what ceiling cat means to me and hopefully others can see the same funny that I do out of it.

**Bloodhunger539** · 06-9-2007, 04:37 PM

ok well, i have to go do something else for a lil while but ill be back
(which really means please dont pick me as a judge synth lol

)

Mr. Jefferson · 06-9-2007, 04:40 PM

What Ceiling Cat Means to Me

Ceiling Cat: A ceiling cat is no ordinary ceiling. It is one who is swift yet agile, Quick yet quiet, unlucky yet very lucky. You may think that this is a ceiling cat

but it isn't. You don't know what the ceiling cat looks like because no one has ever seen one before. People think that ceiling cats look like cats but that is just a legend. Ceiling cats do not fall or break, they do not stain nor drip. It is a cat that looks like a ceiling not a ceiling that looks like a cat. I've been researching these creatures almost all of my life and they never cease to astound me. They are not harmful and they make great pets. That is what a ceiling cat means to me and I hope that you have had the chance to learn what a Ceiling Cat is and what it can do for you. *begins tearing*

Thanks.

kailure · 06-9-2007, 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kailure

ceiling cat

A Feline deity who enjoys carving a hidden niche into the ceiling so it can hide above its victim's bed and watch masturbation take place.

Let me remind you... ceiling cat is like a feline version of Micheal Jackson except ceiling cat doesn't care how old you are or what gender you are. ;D

**Synthlight** · 06-9-2007, 04:41 PM

Omg.. the ceiling cat madness.. Someone to judge the paragraphs and stories will be picked in approximately 5 minutes.

Cheers,

Synthlight

**TwilightPrincess** · 06-9-2007, 04:42 PM

Liek, OH EM GEE! All I have to do is write a paragraph in response to the news story? Ok, here goes....

Ceiling cat means I should look everywhere before I decide to masturbate. Even if I am in a washroom, my bedroom, or even in an outhouse with no windows! You've gotta look everywhere for that little bastard. He hides in your ceiling... And watches you masturbate. I never got that little cat though... Does he take pictures and sell them on ebay? :S ? I don't want to know.

OhMyGod666 · 06-9-2007, 04:43 PM

Ceiling cat is known to teleport between houses and poke his head through holes in the ceiling to watch people masturbate.

If there’s no hole in your ceiling, he’ll make one.

In a recent interview with ceiling cat, he pointed out that he isn’t a pervert and that he does it for the lulz. Ceiling cat also dislikes the Pakistanis, because they don’t have ceilings there.

P.S. I found it on Encyclopaedia Dramatica

**WhyCry** · 06-9-2007, 04:43 PM

Ceiling cat, a cat believed to be created by god to watch people masturbate.God knew that this cat would not fail.He gave the cat the power of invisiblity to use whenever watching someone.God then made an 11th commandment saying "thou shall haveth a hole in thee ceiling."Since that day ceiling cat has been watching people masturbate.He always wished he could masturbate, but he was to fat(Fatter then 500 whales).So everyday till one day he has been watching us.God made a 12th commandment saying "thou shall masturbate, or face thee wrath of PEOPLE THAT ARENT LOSERS AND HAVE GIRLFRIENDS HELL.Since that day people masturbate 50 times a day.Causing loss in sex, but gaining the ability to live in heaven forever! Ceiling cat sadly at his last supper told his dis-cat-ples that it was his time to leave the earth, so he could die, to free people of non-master-sin.Ju-cat was the one who betrayed him for fat girl cats.At 3:00am he nailed on a treat, with milk nails.Died.Ceiling cat Jr now takes over gods laws today as he walks the holes of bathroom ceilings.WATCHING.

chunky_cheese · 06-9-2007, 04:45 PM

I think the last contest should be, "Who can get the last positive vote into my profile by the end of the hour!" Winner gets 10,000 credits and their subscription :P

ChaosMaster1 · 06-9-2007, 04:45 PM

To me, Ceiling Cat means that I can never masturbate in peace anymore.
God made Ceiling Cat as a sign for us to not watch pornography. Ceiling Cat represents God in the way that he sees everything, including you masturbating. No clues of the identity of Ceiling Cat with the exception of empty milk bottles and pieces of Meow Mix. All I know is, I bought all those Girls Gone Wild DVDs for nothing.

**Meatyguy** · 06-9-2007, 04:46 PM

Ceiling Cat: A cat who is really stupid and jumps up for anything that he/she wants and/or fancies just like this poor stupid creature! (because he didn't pick me in the pic contest I will laugh at him until I have a light blue name!)

A Real Live Ceiling Cat!

**Synthlight** · 06-9-2007, 04:47 PM

Ok, time to pick a judge for this contest. Any last words to sway me to choose you for the judging?

Cheers,

Synthlight

**Adamaja456** · 06-9-2007, 04:48 PM

yea pick someone that likes CSI hahahahahhaa
EDIT: but dont pick me

**TwilightPrincess** · 06-9-2007, 04:48 PM

I have a few last words!

Ceiling cat watches you masturbate.

:O

Cheers,
Daniel

**rebel yell** · 06-9-2007, 04:49 PM

sorry for winning kailure

i was waiting for 40 minutes with the answer watching the clock waiting for the second hand to hit 12 my time,2 the constest time

kailure · 06-9-2007, 04:49 PM

You can pick me as long as my submission counts.

I ARE 4 MUST WIN THE YAY @ ME

06-9-2007, 04:34 PM	#603
sexyinpink FFR Player Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 283	Re: FFR Summer Kickoff Subscription Giveaway Official Thread Ceiling Cat is creature sent from God. God sent this creature for one purpose only, watch us human beings masturbate. The definition of masturbation is... well i think we all know that. The definition of Ceiling Cat from answers.com is unknown, but is mentioned in the book Cactuses Come in Flocks. So as you can see, there is no definition of ceiling cat, all we know about this mystical creature is that he watches us masturbate. You have to look deep inside your pants to find the true meaning of Ceiling Cat. But, there is always one question that mankind had trouble with. Is Ceiling Cat watching you? What Ceiling Cat means to me? Ceiling Cat means a lot to me. He's always watching me and i always think about him watching me. Will he strike me down? Will he hiss at me? Or will he stay there in the ceiling? Ceiling Cat is one of my best friends. I treasure him dearly. He will always be watching me masturbate until the day i die. This bond between me and him (her), is everlasting. Who knows?, he may be watching you! Cheers, Ceiling Cat

06-9-2007, 04:36 PM	#604
DarkbearX Shimose Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Where you live Posts: 1,995	Re: FFR Summer Kickoff Subscription Giveaway Official Thread I must say, a lot of people in here need to lurk moar. __________________ im gay SRL Page Castlevania IV, Super Metroid, and Cave Story speedruns D e e R F o r C e Leaderboards

06-9-2007, 04:37 PM	#605
vemuck FFR Player Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 91	Re: FFR Summer Kickoff Subscription Giveaway Official Thread To me, ceiling cat represents laughter. Everytime I think of ceiling cat, I cannot stop but to giggle a little. The reason behind this is simple: what is funnier than a cat grabbing onto the switch of a ceiling fan and getting spinned around endlessly? It may seem cruel to some, but we all know it's hella funny. The best part of course is when it releases itself from the ceiling fan thus hitting the wall. If anyone needeth a reminder of how uber funny this is, well here is a path to the awesomeness. http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...96278388210835 This is what ceiling cat means to me and hopefully others can see the same funny that I do out of it.

06-9-2007, 04:37 PM	#606
Bloodhunger539 The kids don't like it Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 51	Re: FFR Summer Kickoff Subscription Giveaway Official Thread ok well, i have to go do something else for a lil while but ill be back (which really means please dont pick me as a judge synth lol )

06-9-2007, 04:40 PM	#607
Mr. Jefferson FFR Player Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 33	Re: FFR Summer Kickoff Subscription Giveaway Official Thread What Ceiling Cat Means to Me Ceiling Cat: A ceiling cat is no ordinary ceiling. It is one who is swift yet agile, Quick yet quiet, unlucky yet very lucky. You may think that this is a ceiling catbut it isn't. You don't know what the ceiling cat looks like because no one has ever seen one before. People think that ceiling cats look like cats but that is just a legend. Ceiling cats do not fall or break, they do not stain nor drip. It is a cat that looks like a ceiling not a ceiling that looks like a cat. I've been researching these creatures almost all of my life and they never cease to astound me. They are not harmful and they make great pets. That is what a ceiling cat means to me and I hope that you have had the chance to learn what a Ceiling Cat is and what it can do for you. begins tearing Thanks. __________________ Have you been up my wishing tree, cha, It's where I come to think and dream, Now I would like to show you my wishing tree, jamon, Where we can laugh and giggle and scream, heehee, Won't you imagine along with me, We can be spacemen, or pirates on the sea, jamona, Yes we can do everything... and I mean everything, Up in my, wishing tree, heehee aaaahhhh!

06-9-2007, 04:41 PM	#609
Synthlight Administrator Founder, System Administrator Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: United States of America Age: 50 Posts: 3,052	Re: FFR Summer Kickoff Subscription Giveaway Official Thread Omg.. the ceiling cat madness.. Someone to judge the paragraphs and stories will be picked in approximately 5 minutes. Cheers, Synthlight

06-9-2007, 04:42 PM	#610
TwilightPrincess FFR Veteran Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Canada Age: 31 Posts: 1,333	Re: FFR Summer Kickoff Subscription Giveaway Official Thread Liek, OH EM GEE! All I have to do is write a paragraph in response to the news story? Ok, here goes.... Ceiling cat means I should look everywhere before I decide to masturbate. Even if I am in a washroom, my bedroom, or even in an outhouse with no windows! You've gotta look everywhere for that little bastard. He hides in your ceiling... And watches you masturbate. I never got that little cat though... Does he take pictures and sell them on ebay? :S ? I don't want to know. __________________ Last edited by TwilightPrincess; 06-9-2007 at 04:47 PM..

06-9-2007, 04:43 PM	#611
OhMyGod666 FFR Player Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Croatia(Europe) Posts: 7	Re: FFR Summer Kickoff Subscription Giveaway Official Thread Ceiling cat is known to teleport between houses and poke his head through holes in the ceiling to watch people masturbate. If there’s no hole in your ceiling, he’ll make one. In a recent interview with ceiling cat, he pointed out that he isn’t a pervert and that he does it for the lulz. Ceiling cat also dislikes the Pakistanis, because they don’t have ceilings there. P.S. I found it on Encyclopaedia Dramatica __________________ -Ilole

06-9-2007, 04:43 PM	#612
WhyCry FFR Veteran Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Canada Posts: 186	Re: FFR Summer Kickoff Subscription Giveaway Official Thread Ceiling cat, a cat believed to be created by god to watch people masturbate.God knew that this cat would not fail.He gave the cat the power of invisiblity to use whenever watching someone.God then made an 11th commandment saying "thou shall haveth a hole in thee ceiling."Since that day ceiling cat has been watching people masturbate.He always wished he could masturbate, but he was to fat(Fatter then 500 whales).So everyday till one day he has been watching us.God made a 12th commandment saying "thou shall masturbate, or face thee wrath of PEOPLE THAT ARENT LOSERS AND HAVE GIRLFRIENDS HELL.Since that day people masturbate 50 times a day.Causing loss in sex, but gaining the ability to live in heaven forever! Ceiling cat sadly at his last supper told his dis-cat-ples that it was his time to leave the earth, so he could die, to free people of non-master-sin.Ju-cat was the one who betrayed him for fat girl cats.At 3:00am he nailed on a treat, with milk nails.Died.Ceiling cat Jr now takes over gods laws today as he walks the holes of bathroom ceilings.WATCHING. __________________

06-9-2007, 04:45 PM	#613
chunky_cheese FFR Player Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Edmonton, Canada Age: 33 Posts: 1,736	Re: FFR Summer Kickoff Subscription Giveaway Official Thread I think the last contest should be, "Who can get the last positive vote into my profile by the end of the hour!" Winner gets 10,000 credits and their subscription :P

06-9-2007, 04:45 PM	#614
ChaosMaster1 FFR Player Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Somewhere I Belong.... Age: 31 Posts: 429	Re: FFR Summer Kickoff Subscription Giveaway Official Thread To me, Ceiling Cat means that I can never masturbate in peace anymore. God made Ceiling Cat as a sign for us to not watch pornography. Ceiling Cat represents God in the way that he sees everything, including you masturbating. No clues of the identity of Ceiling Cat with the exception of empty milk bottles and pieces of Meow Mix. All I know is, I bought all those Girls Gone Wild DVDs for nothing. __________________ 15 AAAs!

06-9-2007, 04:46 PM	#615
Meatyguy FFR Veteran Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Phoenix, AZ Age: 31 Posts: 758	Re: FFR Summer Kickoff Subscription Giveaway Official Thread Ceiling Cat: A cat who is really stupid and jumps up for anything that he/she wants and/or fancies just like this poor stupid creature! (because he didn't pick me in the pic contest I will laugh at him until I have a light blue name!) A Real Live Ceiling Cat!

06-9-2007, 04:47 PM	#616
Synthlight Administrator Founder, System Administrator Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: United States of America Age: 50 Posts: 3,052	Re: FFR Summer Kickoff Subscription Giveaway Official Thread Ok, time to pick a judge for this contest. Any last words to sway me to choose you for the judging? Cheers, Synthlight

06-9-2007, 04:48 PM	#617
Adamaja456 Absurd Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: 31 Billion Club, WA Age: 34 Posts: 6,433	Re: FFR Summer Kickoff Subscription Giveaway Official Thread yea pick someone that likes CSI hahahahahhaa EDIT: but dont pick me __________________ 582 Tier Points(Tier 3) 602 AAAs(517+23+62) People who bought me subscriptions/tokens: DrugstoreCowboy(1 month) ELRayford(3 months) ~GJampa(3 months) Jerry DB(3 months) 4th place in Gamewhore Competition(3 months) Phynx(FGJ album and Dendrite V2) dragon890x(1 year) Slide(1 year)

06-9-2007, 04:48 PM	#618
TwilightPrincess FFR Veteran Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Canada Age: 31 Posts: 1,333	Re: FFR Summer Kickoff Subscription Giveaway Official Thread I have a few last words! Ceiling cat watches you masturbate. :O Cheers, Daniel __________________

06-9-2007, 04:49 PM	#619
rebel yell Soren pwns Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 27	Re: FFR Summer Kickoff Subscription Giveaway Official Thread sorry for winning kailure i was waiting for 40 minutes with the answer watching the clock waiting for the second hand to hit 12 my time,2 the constest time

06-9-2007, 04:49 PM	#620
kailure bzzt Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: NJ Posts: 228	Re: FFR Summer Kickoff Subscription Giveaway Official Thread You can pick me as long as my submission counts. I ARE 4 MUST WIN THE YAY @ ME

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