Fav Family Guy Quotes - Page 3

dandandandandan1111 · 04-24-2007, 03:05 PM

Pat Sagac: I'll need four constanants, and a vowel.

Peter: Uuummmm...I'll....have a Z, a Q, another Q, a third Q, and a batman symbol

Pat: Sorry no help there!

cC@Zz · 04-24-2007, 05:36 PM

Peter: Ben Stiller help me.

Ben: No Peter, I herd what you said about my movies

Peter: How'd ya hear?

*Ben points to his giant ears*

Ben: Hello.

Peter: Go to hell you mutant offspring of comedy people.
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Chris: Whats the blowhole for.

Peter: I'll tell you what its not for son and when I do you'll understand why I can never go back to Seaworld.
-----------------------------
Peter: Yea I'm looking for toilet training books.

guy: Oh yes we can help you there. Ah "Everybody Poops" is still the standard of course. We also got the less popular "Nobody Poops But You".

Peter: Well ya see we're Catholic so a......

Guy: Oh so you want "Your a Notty Child and Thats Concentrated Evil coming Out the Back of You".

BLaCkHawKDowN615 · 04-25-2007, 04:06 PM

lois on phone: Peter did what?!?!
peter to brian: well i best be gettin to work
brian: but peter it's night time
peter: boy you said it. see ya.

*peter runs outside and hides in a tree*

lois: peter get down from there
peter: NO, you're gonna yell at me

Metheawsome · 04-25-2007, 04:46 PM

Peter:This is worse than that time I got arrested for reading while intoxicated.

*At the library, Peter is drunk*

Peter: Don't be sad about your hand Johnny Trumane, you still live in exciting times!
*Looks up at a cop*
Peter: Uh-oh.... ThelifeofasilversmithapprenticewasahardandtryingoneaaaHHH!!!!!
*Runs then crashes into a bookshelf*

Hard to translate that into text.

BLaCkHawKDowN615 · 04-25-2007, 08:03 PM

peter: hey addy, hey addy look. hey addy, i'm tojo. ne ne ne ne net, net, net, net ne, i am from japan. whaaa

ddr_f4n · 04-25-2007, 08:35 PM

Brian: This chocolate is sooooooo good, but I can't eat it 'cause it's gonna make me fat, but it's sooooooo good.

Ihaveawii · 04-25-2007, 08:37 PM

Tom: Here's Ollie Williams with our blaccu-weather report, what's it like out there Ollie
Ollie: It's raining sideways!
Tom: Where's your umbrella?
Ollie: Five miles that way!
Tom: Is there anything we can get for you?
Ollie: Soup!
Tom: What kind?
Ollie: CHUNKY!!

ygugsa295 · 04-29-2007, 12:38 AM

she needs to get laid big time.

peter: i hear this guy's gonna be hilarious. he played kramer, you know.
cleveland: oh, this is gonna be fun!

you can't leave, that's desertion! they'll come after you like peter went after that hockey coach. oop. no clip? oop, thought we had a clip. nope? ok.

SpoOkyMagician · 04-29-2007, 12:54 AM

LOL... Those were all funny. But my favorite was the one about KFC. :P I live in Kentucky and I found the joke very funny. :P

Petter: "Wait, you mean I flew all the way to kentucky and the cernel isnt working today?"
Guy: "Yo' he dead."
Petter: "What?"
Guy: "I say he dead."
Petter: "Is Mr. Sanders in?!"
Guy: "Yo' fool, what yo prob, i said he dead."
Petter: "...THE CERNAL!"

lol...

712185 · 04-29-2007, 03:27 AM

"aaaahh!! What Was The Point Of All That?! This Just Shoots You In The Arm! It Doesn't Make Breakfast At All! Aaahhh!"

SpoOkyMagician · 04-29-2007, 02:12 PM

Oh yea! :P That was funny as hell. ^_^

BLaCkHawKDowN615 · 04-29-2007, 08:43 PM

Peter: Brian look, there's a message in my Alphabets. It says, OOOOOOOOO.
Brian: Peter those are Cheerios.

^^^
classic

**Chromer** · 04-29-2007, 09:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BLaCkHawKDowN615

Peter: Brian look, there's a message in my Alphabets. It says, OOOOOOOOO.
Brian: Peter those are Cheerios.

That's another one of my favorites.

Brian: "Quagmire, isn't there an "O" in country?"

Quagmire: "Giggity Giggity!"

BLaCkHawKDowN615 · 05-1-2007, 09:20 PM

Peter: Yes. Now I can do what I had planned for today. Gladiator mice.
.....................
Peter: YES YES DIE DIE DIE. I have everything and YOU HAVE NOTHING!!!

dickjustice~ · 05-2-2007, 09:00 PM

joe-peter you realize im gunna have to take your lisense
peter-well youll have to catch me..-chaces joe in tank-
-runs joes legs over-
joe-peter what the hell?!
peter-ehehehehehe you look like a half empty tooth paste

6 p01nt3d*st@r · 05-2-2007, 09:17 PM

PETER: i need to poop...............NOW!
peter:like that time i outfarted michel moore
stewie: what the duce?
chris:thers an evil monkey in my closet!!!
chris: (says to loues)peter is starting his own tv station but he told me not to tell mom because shes just going to bicth about it

BLaCkHawKDowN615 · 05-2-2007, 11:07 PM

Doctor: The operation was a success. What are you going to go by now?
*looks down*
Ehehehe. Peter.

powerflash86 · 05-2-2007, 11:53 PM

Peter- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Lois, this isn't my Batman glass.

Izzy-chandess · 05-3-2007, 12:05 AM

Chris: I'M SO AWKWARD!!!

BLaCkHawKDowN615 · 05-4-2007, 03:12 PM

Peter: I work at Burger King making flamer woopers, I wear paper hats.
Would you like an apple pie with that?
Would you like an apple pie with that?
Ding! Fries are done.
Ding! Fries are done.
Ding! Fries are done.
Ding! Fries are done.
I gotta run.
I gotta run.
I gotta run.
I gotta run.
Don't bob for fries in hot fatty meat.
They hurt bad and so do skin grafts.
Would you like an apple pie with that?
Would you like an apple pie with that?
Where is the bell?
Wait for the bell.
Can't hear the bell.
Where is the bell?
Ding! Fries are done.
Ding! Fries are done.
Ding! Fries are done.
Ding! Fries are done.
I work at Burger King making flamer woopers. I wear paper hats.
Would you like an apple pie with that?
Would you like an apple pie with that?
Ding! Fries are done.
Ding! Fries are done.
Ding! Fries are done.
Ding! Fries are done.

04-24-2007, 03:05 PM	#41
dandandandandan1111 FFR Player Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 94	Re: Fav Family Guy Quotes Pat Sagac: I'll need four constanants, and a vowel. Peter: Uuummmm...I'll....have a Z, a Q, another Q, a third Q, and a batman symbol Pat: Sorry no help there!

04-24-2007, 05:36 PM	#42
cC@Zz FFR Player Join Date: Apr 2006 Age: 36 Posts: 1,427	Re: Fav Family Guy Quotes Peter: Ben Stiller help me. Ben: No Peter, I herd what you said about my movies Peter: How'd ya hear? Ben points to his giant ears Ben: Hello. Peter: Go to hell you mutant offspring of comedy people. ------------------------------ Chris: Whats the blowhole for. Peter: I'll tell you what its not for son and when I do you'll understand why I can never go back to Seaworld. ----------------------------- Peter: Yea I'm looking for toilet training books. guy: Oh yes we can help you there. Ah "Everybody Poops" is still the standard of course. We also got the less popular "Nobody Poops But You". Peter: Well ya see we're Catholic so a...... Guy: Oh so you want "Your a Notty Child and Thats Concentrated Evil coming Out the Back of You". __________________ There is a 50% chance your pillow will eat you while you are sleeping.

04-25-2007, 04:06 PM	#43
BLaCkHawKDowN615 FFR Player Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: PA Age: 34 Posts: 98	Re: Fav Family Guy Quotes lois on phone: Peter did what?!?! peter to brian: well i best be gettin to work brian: but peter it's night time peter: boy you said it. see ya. peter runs outside and hides in a tree lois: peter get down from there peter: NO, you're gonna yell at me __________________ AAA's - 20 Practice safe lunch. Use a condiment.

04-25-2007, 04:46 PM	#44
Metheawsome FFR Player Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: On the other side of your screen. Age: 35 Posts: 80	Re: Fav Family Guy Quotes Peter:This is worse than that time I got arrested for reading while intoxicated. At the library, Peter is drunk Peter: Don't be sad about your hand Johnny Trumane, you still live in exciting times! Looks up at a cop Peter: Uh-oh.... ThelifeofasilversmithapprenticewasahardandtryingoneaaaHHH!!!!! Runs then crashes into a bookshelf Hard to translate that into text. __________________ If it weren't for irony, this statement wouldn't be funny.

04-25-2007, 08:03 PM	#45
BLaCkHawKDowN615 FFR Player Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: PA Age: 34 Posts: 98	Re: Fav Family Guy Quotes peter: hey addy, hey addy look. hey addy, i'm tojo. ne ne ne ne net, net, net, net ne, i am from japan. whaaa __________________ AAA's - 20 Practice safe lunch. Use a condiment.

04-25-2007, 08:35 PM	#46
ddr_f4n FFR Player Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Somewhere in Canadaland Age: 33 Posts: 3,807	Re: Fav Family Guy Quotes Brian: This chocolate is sooooooo good, but I can't eat it 'cause it's gonna make me fat, but it's sooooooo good. __________________ Out Now! Older Releases: Vocaloid: Project Pad Pack 3rd Gpop's Pack of Original Pad Simfiles 東方幻想踊 (Touhou Gensouyou) ~ Illusionary Dance Fantasy & Vocaloid: Project Pad Pack 2nd

04-25-2007, 08:37 PM	#47
Ihaveawii FFR Player Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Tiffin, like you know where that is! Age: 32 Posts: 34	Re: Fav Family Guy Quotes Tom: Here's Ollie Williams with our blaccu-weather report, what's it like out there Ollie Ollie: It's raining sideways! Tom: Where's your umbrella? Ollie: Five miles that way! Tom: Is there anything we can get for you? Ollie: Soup! Tom: What kind? Ollie: CHUNKY!! __________________

04-29-2007, 12:38 AM	#48
ygugsa295 FFR Player Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 155	Re: Fav Family Guy Quotes she needs to get laid big time. peter: i hear this guy's gonna be hilarious. he played kramer, you know. cleveland: oh, this is gonna be fun! you can't leave, that's desertion! they'll come after you like peter went after that hockey coach. oop. no clip? oop, thought we had a clip. nope? ok.

04-29-2007, 12:54 AM	#49
SpoOkyMagician Forum User Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 378	Re: Fav Family Guy Quotes LOL... Those were all funny. But my favorite was the one about KFC. :P I live in Kentucky and I found the joke very funny. :P Petter: "Wait, you mean I flew all the way to kentucky and the cernel isnt working today?" Guy: "Yo' he dead." Petter: "What?" Guy: "I say he dead." Petter: "Is Mr. Sanders in?!" Guy: "Yo' fool, what yo prob, i said he dead." Petter: "...THE CERNAL!" lol...

04-29-2007, 03:27 AM	#50
712185 FFR Player Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Here... Posts: 13	Re: Fav Family Guy Quotes "aaaahh!! What Was The Point Of All That?! This Just Shoots You In The Arm! It Doesn't Make Breakfast At All! Aaahhh!" __________________ Token Count= 30 Skill Token Count= 33 AAA= 15

04-29-2007, 02:12 PM	#51
SpoOkyMagician Forum User Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 378	Re: Fav Family Guy Quotes Oh yea! :P That was funny as hell. ^_^

04-29-2007, 08:43 PM	#52
BLaCkHawKDowN615 FFR Player Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: PA Age: 34 Posts: 98	Re: Fav Family Guy Quotes Peter: Brian look, there's a message in my Alphabets. It says, OOOOOOOOO. Brian: Peter those are Cheerios. ^^^ classic __________________ AAA's - 20 Practice safe lunch. Use a condiment.

05-1-2007, 09:20 PM	#54
BLaCkHawKDowN615 FFR Player Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: PA Age: 34 Posts: 98	Re: Fav Family Guy Quotes Peter: Yes. Now I can do what I had planned for today. Gladiator mice. ..................... Peter: YES YES DIE DIE DIE. I have everything and YOU HAVE NOTHING!!! __________________ AAA's - 20 Practice safe lunch. Use a condiment.

05-2-2007, 09:00 PM	#55
dickjustice~ FFR Player Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 7	Re: Fav Family Guy Quotes joe-peter you realize im gunna have to take your lisense peter-well youll have to catch me..-chaces joe in tank- -runs joes legs over- joe-peter what the hell?! peter-ehehehehehe you look like a half empty tooth paste __________________ lifes a game...if you cant win it..lose it happy!

05-2-2007, 09:17 PM	#56
6 p01nt3d*st@r FFR Player Join Date: Jan 2007 Age: 32 Posts: 1,120	Re: Fav Family Guy Quotes PETER: i need to poop...............NOW! peter:like that time i outfarted michel moore stewie: what the duce? chris:thers an evil monkey in my closet!!! chris: (says to loues)peter is starting his own tv station but he told me not to tell mom because shes just going to bicth about it __________________

05-2-2007, 11:07 PM	#57
BLaCkHawKDowN615 FFR Player Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: PA Age: 34 Posts: 98	Re: Fav Family Guy Quotes Doctor: The operation was a success. What are you going to go by now? looks down Ehehehe. Peter. __________________ AAA's - 20 Practice safe lunch. Use a condiment.

05-2-2007, 11:53 PM	#58
powerflash86 FFRVet Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: new york Age: 39 Posts: 49	Re: Fav Family Guy Quotes Peter- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Lois, this isn't my Batman glass. __________________ Facebook. add me

05-3-2007, 12:05 AM	#59
Izzy-chandess FFR Player Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: A secluded valley in Utah. Age: 38 Posts: 136	Re: Fav Family Guy Quotes Chris: I'M SO AWKWARD!!! __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] The world has gone crazy and so have I.

05-4-2007, 03:12 PM	#60
BLaCkHawKDowN615 FFR Player Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: PA Age: 34 Posts: 98	Re: Fav Family Guy Quotes Peter: I work at Burger King making flamer woopers, I wear paper hats. Would you like an apple pie with that? Would you like an apple pie with that? Ding! Fries are done. Ding! Fries are done. Ding! Fries are done. Ding! Fries are done. I gotta run. I gotta run. I gotta run. I gotta run. Don't bob for fries in hot fatty meat. They hurt bad and so do skin grafts. Would you like an apple pie with that? Would you like an apple pie with that? Where is the bell? Wait for the bell. Can't hear the bell. Where is the bell? Ding! Fries are done. Ding! Fries are done. Ding! Fries are done. Ding! Fries are done. I work at Burger King making flamer woopers. I wear paper hats. Would you like an apple pie with that? Would you like an apple pie with that? Ding! Fries are done. Ding! Fries are done. Ding! Fries are done. Ding! Fries are done. __________________ AAA's - 20 Practice safe lunch. Use a condiment.

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