Which way do you wipe?

[Chromer]

God, front to back forever and always. The thought of wiping back to front just seem inhuman. Also, I too support the stand-up wipe. Wiping while still sitting down is just.....weird. -_-

[Devilution]

I Wipe Wit My H4nd

[Devilution]

i use my finger and pick it but sometime i pull hair an it hurt

[xObserveRx]

Originally Posted by Maid

I try not to do #2 outside if at all possible. Cleaning with toilet paper, isn't really cleaning, more like moving the **** around there, only making skin worse and still retaining it. It's really unsanitary and gross. I always use water after #2 at home.

We should all learn Again from Japanese and install those auto toilets with water jet stream up your ass after #2. No joke. ;o

So basically you don't wipe? That's not right...

and on that note, I remember a kid from grade school telling me he never wiped, ever. He would simply wait until right before a shower to ****, then he'd hop in the shower and simply "wash" his ass out.

I'd hate to take a shower after him... :/

[richyrich55]

Omfg! This is almost the exact same thread I saw on another forum!

I wipe both ways because it gets things cleaner.

[DHS1]

Originally Posted by dancingmaniac3

You leave some residue on the lower-back part of your balls

I believe that's called your gooch or abc (ass ball connection).

Originally Posted by Chromer

God, front to back forever and always. The thought of wiping back to front just seem inhuman. Also, I too support the stand-up wipe. Wiping while still sitting down is just.....weird. -_-

LMAO wow... I never knew people stand up to wipe.. When you sit down, you can lean over to open your cheeks more for a more thorough wipe. When you stand, aren't your cheeks pinched together? Or are you standing and bending at the same time?

Also, does anyone here shave their ass hair? If so, does someone help you in the process? Because it seems impossible o_o;

front to back no matter what.

[madmatt621]

Originally Posted by MixMasterLar

Another Chit-Chat thread in the lives of the FFRers...

If I had a nickle for everytime I see that post.

[kentbball]

I lean to one side and wipe. Too lazy to get up.

Front to back btw if I haven't already posted.

[the_unda_doggz]

Originally Posted by GuidoHunter

Only girls wipe back to front.

This notion was crafted before seeing Tass's post, but now remains unchanged.

Seriously. Back to front is just girly.

--Guido

Girls can't wipe from back to front, they will get sh!t in their
vaginas.

(I wipe both ways, I make sure I don't have anything left in there)

Also, if you spread your cheeks before you sit, you will only get a little bit
of poop on your butthole, making it easier to wipe and having less poop to wipe.

[Chrissi]

Originally Posted by GuidoHunter

Only girls wipe back to front.

This notion was crafted before seeing Tass's post, but now remains unchanged.

Seriously. Back to front is just girly.

--Guido

http://andy.mikee385.com

You dork. Women HAVE to wipe front to back or they get infections. FOR OBVIOUS REASONS.

Think about it, if you have a big gaping maw between your legs, would you want to bring **** closer to it than it already is?

Really, honestly, you are a huge dork. That is one of the stupidest things I've ever heard. THINK ABOUT IT. HONESTLY. VAGINA.

[IAAW]

I wipe my ass diagonally. Yes, my ass is that special.