Most Unrealistic Video Game Character

[kylehaas]

I say that kirby is pretty UNREALISTIC... besides him, just about any pokemon is unrealistic, of course. and besides that... i would have to say everything from the NES game "Clu-Clu Land"

SMILE!

[ruifio894]

Id say Carl Johnson of Grand Thet Auto San Andreas. I know it has to have missions and stuff but, he wouldnt just randomly do all that **** for no reason. That's really fake. And you can shoot him like ten times and he won't die. or car crashes. Or anything else in that insanely fun game.

[FalcoLombardi]

Marcus Reed from True Crime: NYC. he's done so much rebelling in his life and now he's a cop, a cop that can get away with so much....but hey, hes still cool

[andy-o24]

Kratos from God of War (2). He bleeds all over the world but little green orbs fill his health meter back up.

[All_That_Chaz]

How has nobody mentioned the ninja turtles?! Four mutated pet turtles gain the ability to kung fu all over an evil empire (which is co-headed by a freaking living, talking brain for some reason). And if they ever get stabbed or what have you, just throw them a slice of pizza and all is well. F***ed up.

[SethSquall]

I'd have to say Bump from the game "Almost a Year Bump".

[Tonberry_Kid]

Ninja Turtles were originally teenagers exposed to the sewers for too long with their father, and they mutated into a rat and 4 turtles.

Or I'm probably just pulling crap out of my ass.

[KILLER202]

is have to say shadow charickters from super smash bros melle.no one is pitch black,pwns so hard or thier stabl conditon is in% and it increses as they get hit.orthers are pokemon and tennage mutant ninja turtles(for having that many crapy games and weird shows)no offnse......,....

[Myst1278]

The Smiths, from Killer7.

If you've played it (preferably finished it), you know EXACTLY what I mean.

[Necamus]

Originally Posted by Tasselfoot

TMNT

Gj reading. Turtles were mentioned in the 7th post.

[akuma696]

Sarge from the Doom series.

[Kodes]

Originally Posted by kylehaas

I say that kirby is pretty UNREALISTIC... besides him, just about any pokemon is unrealistic, of course. and besides that... i would have to say everything from the NES game "Clu-Clu Land"

SMILE!

Yea Kirby is about as unrealistic as a pokemon.
I agree with kylehaas

[purebloodtexan]

[goat6707]

You know, that final boss from Eternal Ring isn't something you would run into every now and then...

-SOULUS-
Found: Eternal Ring
Items Needed: Any Dragon Spell
As soon as you beat the Evil Angel for good and enter the door, Soulus will ask you what happened to Lyla. He'll then do this yell, and combat will begin.
He has two floating orbs that shoot laser beams at you, like the monsters from Disposal Valley that follow you around. He himself will charge up blast of electricity, and hurl it at you. Fortunately, you can dodge it, but if you do get hit you're paralyzed and will take lots of damage besides. Do not step up on the raised area, or lightning bolts will strike you to do damage.
Sounds hard, doesn't it? Don't worry, he really isn't. Just use the Dragon spells, and he'll die really quickly. The only challenge is staying alive until the second/third one recharges… that is, unless you're really cheap and used Dragon Fangs to maximize your stats.

Heres a picture (I had to draw a rough sketch because no picture exist online that I can find.):

[SulferDragon]

All of them.

Thread over (this time no bumping)

[soulofcerberus]

sephiroth. final fantasy. and lyn from FE :P

[All_That_Chaz]

Originally Posted by Necamus

Gj reading. Turtles were mentioned in the 7th post.

apologies, i skimmed too quickly.

Originally Posted by Tonberry_Kid

Ninja Turtles were originally teenagers exposed to the sewers for too long with their father, and they mutated into a rat and 4 turtles.

Or I'm probably just pulling crap out of my ass.

wow, blasphemy. they were pet turtles that somehow got into the sewer (i don't remember that part) but then radioactive junk got into the sewer and that mutated them. splinter was originally the pet of a great martial artist who was eventually killed by the evil dude (Aroko Saki [sp?])in his pre-shredder years. he was mutated in a similar matter as the turtles.

/unbelievable amount of nerdiness.