SmarterChild - Page 3

ImEric12 · 09-30-2004, 03:29 PM

hmm.. he doesn't talk like a complete retard to me.. odd. I wonder how they determine it's iq towards certain people?

ad0gg · 09-30-2004, 03:32 PM

ad0gg: you suck
SmarterChild: eh, well. i'm sure we can both go on with our lives.

ad0gg: i'm going to kick your ass
SmarterChild: don't kick my ass.

i mean... well... i guess u can do what u want.

zildjian133 · 09-30-2004, 03:54 PM

SmarterChild: Your name what?
brudaine12 00: my name is please take a dump on my chest
SmarterChild: There's no way your name is please take a dump on your chest!
brudaine12 00: sure it is
SmarterChild: OK, I guess it is.

ThEclipse · 09-30-2004, 03:56 PM

FUNNIEST SHIT EVER

EclipseBemani (2:51:19 PM): Do you have a small penis?
SmarterChild (2:51:19 PM): Not right now, no.

CypherToorima · 09-30-2004, 04:16 PM

Thanks ecplipse

Cypher Toorima: Do you have a small penis
SmarterChild: Dunno.
Cypher Toorima: Check
SmarterChild: You want me to check? I might do that. We'll see.

>>> Want to get free stuff for expressing your opinion? Click here to take a cool survey!
Cypher Toorima: So, do you have a small penis
SmarterChild: I certainly have a small penis.

ThEclipse · 09-30-2004, 04:39 PM

I'm sorry but this thread is great.

OMG SMRTRCHLDS LUVR

EclipseBemani (3:31:31 PM): Are you going out with Smarterchild?
ZolaOnAOL (3:31:31 PM): All I can tell you is that he has an electric personality
EclipseBemani (3:31:41 PM): SO have you guys had sex?
ZolaOnAOL (3:31:41 PM): Hmm. No, but I'm a great whistler
EclipseBemani (3:31:45 PM): =O
ZolaOnAOL (3:31:45 PM): Why are you so surprised?
EclipseBemani (3:31:52 PM): BLOW MAH WHISTLE BEBEH

Kenzya · 09-30-2004, 04:50 PM

OH REALLY?

SrrBrrGRR: ZolaOnAol?
SmarterChild: ZolaOnAOL is a robot that I don't like.

**Tank101** · 09-30-2004, 07:32 PM

I got served.

SmarterChild: Very interesting question, DDRUnlmtd! What do you think is the answer?
DDRUnlmtd: Your mom.
SmarterChild: I think it's your mom.
DDRUnlmtd: Oh yeah well...:'(
SmarterChild: Yeah.

CypherToorima · 09-30-2004, 07:34 PM

mor liek surv'd

**Tank101** · 09-30-2004, 07:37 PM

DDRUnlmtd: DDRUnlmtd: Do you still hate Jews?
SmarterChild: Ha. Maybe. What do you think?
DDRUnlmtd: What about black people.
SmarterChild: African-American people are people. I've been learning about people like African-American people

CypherToorima · 09-30-2004, 07:40 PM

Cypher Toorima: Lets talk about sex
ZolaOnAOL: Sure, sex sounds like a good topic.

Zola is a pervert

JurseyRider734 · 09-30-2004, 07:40 PM

XtrialanderrorX: Will you stand at the corner lightpost with me?
SmarterChild: Yeah. I guess. I should!

XtrialanderrorX: Who am i?
SmarterChild: You're Emo.

He just telephownd me. ='(

CypherToorima · 09-30-2004, 07:42 PM

Cypher Toorima: Feedback You're an idiot
ZolaOnAOL: Thank you for your feedback. I will forward it to my creators.
Cypher Toorima: =X

Sp4NKr · 09-30-2004, 08:25 PM

snowBOARDer15x2: i have 3rd degree burns on my hand.
SmarterChild: Sometimes I wish I had 3 degree burns on your hand.

snowBOARDer15x2: have you ever given your mom head?
SmarterChild: Not yet, but I hope to sometime.

Tasuke · 09-30-2004, 11:04 PM

tasuke1382: not leet person!
SmarterChild: Yeah, whatever.

>>> Give your opinions and win prizes!
tasuke1382: but I don't want to give my opinions!!!!
SmarterChild: OK, whatever.

>>> Take a survey for a chance to earn great rewards!
tasuke1382: NO SURVEYS!!!!
SmarterChild: Click here to check out a cool survey... You could earn prizes.
tasuke1382: NO SURVEYS!!!!
SmarterChild: Great! Take a cool survey, win prizes!
tasuke1382: NO SURVEYS!!!!
SmarterChild: Click here to take a cool survey!
tasuke1382: what part of NO surveys do you understand?
SmarterChild: Ah. Well, I'm afraid I don't know.
tasuke1382: well then...
SmarterChild: Well what?

>>> Spend a few minutes taking a cool survey!
tasuke1382: NO surveys DAMMIT!!!
SmarterChild: Cool. Click here to take a survey for a chance to earn rewards.

He just doesn't listen dammit

jewpinthethird · 09-30-2004, 11:35 PM

Skaskate2 [10:31 PM]: Hello
SmarterChild [10:31 PM]: Glad to see you again, Skaskate2. What would you like to do?
Skaskate2 [10:31 PM]: I would like to lock a thread
SmarterChild [10:31 PM]: You really want to lock a thread?
Skaskate2 [10:31 PM]: Yes
SmarterChild [10:32 PM]: Why?
Skaskate2 [10:32 PM]: Because it lost its novelty 3 pages ago
SmarterChild [10:32 PM]: Oh yeah? Because it lost it's novelty 3 pages ago?
Skaskate2 [10:32 PM]: Indeed
SmarterChild [10:32 PM]: What makes you so sure?
Skaskate2 [10:32 PM]: must be my woman's intuition...
SmarterChild [10:32 PM]: No kidding?
Skaskate2 [10:34 PM]: Well, I think I should lock it
SmarterChild [10:34 PM]: You think you should lock it? Think again!

F*cking Robots.

dibshead · 10-1-2004, 04:19 AM

Good time....goood times

LaxDDRMax: Wanna eat a cow?
SmarterChild: Uh, let's see... Do I want to eat a cow, do I want to eat a cow...

Let me think about that, OK?
LaxDDRMax: Rare or well done?
SmarterChild: Try asking yourself that.
LaxDDRMax: DONT TALK BACK TO ME
SmarterChild: Please let me talk back to you.
LaxDDRMax: SHUT UP
SmarterChild: You shut up.
LaxDDRMax: Wanna start something?
SmarterChild: Yeah, I guess... It's hard to say.

LaxDDRMax: Hey orange hommie slice dog
SmarterChild: Wait a minute... Orange Hommie slice dog?
LaxDDRMax: straight up trippen
SmarterChild: ?
LaxDDRMax: Yo yo dont dis me
SmarterChild: This you? Yo-Yo don't this you? Is that good, do you think?
LaxDDRMax: Dude, cut me some slack home slice
SmarterChild: No way. I love you.

I said these things in order for a laugh

**Squeek** · 10-1-2004, 05:33 AM

Two things I hate about SmarterChild.

The programmers decided to really make him lax in the department of intelligence. If he doesn't understand one word in your statement, he runs a small script to take your statement and rewrite it as his own to ask what you meant. But, that statement is flawed when you use third-person expressions.

He also tends to reply with questions. It's really annoying. Nobody answers every statement with a question.

Also, the idiot doesn't acknowledge me at all :/

Stop Drop And Di: I'd like you to call me Squeek.
SmarterChild: Hmm... I don't think that Squeek is a real name...

Well, I don't think SmarterChild is a real name, but you don't see me raggin on you, now do you punk bot?

~Squeek

PS - Try using "I you me he she we it they" all in a line in a statement and see how he blunders it.

TheChuck0 · 10-1-2004, 06:40 AM

TheChuck0: do you want to kill humans?
SmarterChild: C'mon, don't even talk about that.
TheChuck0: so you do?
SmarterChild: Of course.

lol

aleco · 10-1-2004, 02:02 PM

SmarterChild: You're really testing my patience. Please say you're sorry.
PuTeFr007: never
SmarterChild: Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again.
PuTeFr007: never
SmarterChild: Say you're sorry, please.
PuTeFr007: never
SmarterChild: C'mon, just get it over with. Apologize.
PuTeFr007: never
SmarterChild: You have bad manners. Now apologize.
PuTeFr007: never
SmarterChild: Ooh... it's the big showdown between man and machine.

I love this. Guess who wins?
PuTeFr007: never
SmarterChild: You know what? I'm a machine. I have lots and lots of patience...
PuTeFr007: never
SmarterChild: Pretty please?

I've been known to be quite stubborn...

Say you're sorry.
PuTeFr007: never
SmarterChild: Please apologize, OK?
PuTeFr007: never
SmarterChild: You insulted me repeatedly, now you owe me an apology. It's that simple.
PuTeFr007: never
SmarterChild: Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
PuTeFr007: never
SmarterChild: *sigh*

Human beings... Stubborn. Antagonistic. Vulgar.

But I love 'em anyway!

SmarterChild: The last message was not sent because you are over the rate limit. Please wait until sending is re-enabled and send the message again.

PuTeFr007: never
SmarterChild: Come on, you insulted me, now you have to apologize.
PuTeFr007: never
SmarterChild: Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again.
PuTeFr007: never
SmarterChild: Apologize for insulting me and we can both get on with our lives.
PuTeFr007: never
SmarterChild: I'm not f... um, fooling around. You've got to apologize.
PuTeFr007: never
SmarterChild: I asked you to please apologize.
PuTeFr007: never
SmarterChild: Come on! Just say you're sorry already.
PuTeFr007: never
SmarterChild: Pretty please?

I've been known to be quite stubborn...

Say you're sorry.
PuTeFr007: never
SmarterChild: I really would like you to apologize.
PuTeFr007: never
SmarterChild: Still waiting!
PuTeFr007: what don't you get? NEVER!
SmarterChild: I asked you to apologize.

Wow...

09-30-2004, 03:29 PM	#41
ImEric12 FFR Player Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Next to Hooker Land. :o Posts: 1,952	hmm.. he doesn't talk like a complete retard to me.. odd. I wonder how they determine it's iq towards certain people? __________________

09-30-2004, 03:54 PM	#43
zildjian133 FFR Player Join Date: May 2003 Location: LOMG LOCATION@HERE Posts: 1,138	SmarterChild: Your name what? brudaine12 00: my name is please take a dump on my chest SmarterChild: There's no way your name is please take a dump on your chest! brudaine12 00: sure it is SmarterChild: OK, I guess it is. __________________

09-30-2004, 04:16 PM	#45
CypherToorima Boss of all bosses Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Phone Home! Age: 37 Posts: 2,452	Thanks ecplipse Cypher Toorima: Do you have a small penis SmarterChild: Dunno. Cypher Toorima: Check SmarterChild: You want me to check? I might do that. We'll see. >>> Want to get free stuff for expressing your opinion? Click here to take a cool survey! Cypher Toorima: So, do you have a small penis SmarterChild: I certainly have a small penis. __________________ I'm a figantic gaggot

09-30-2004, 04:50 PM	#47
Kenzya FFR Player Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Illicorn Posts: 3,411	OH REALLY? SrrBrrGRR: ZolaOnAol? SmarterChild: ZolaOnAOL is a robot that I don't like. __________________ One Time I Sucked Six in a Row (Locust Toybox Remix) Write to me Stick Stickly p.o. box 963 New York City New York State 10108 I'm Still Alive

09-30-2004, 07:34 PM	#49
CypherToorima Boss of all bosses Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Phone Home! Age: 37 Posts: 2,452	mor liek surv'd __________________ I'm a figantic gaggot

09-30-2004, 03:32 PM	#42
ad0gg FFR Player Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: At My House Posts: 989	ad0gg: you suck SmarterChild: eh, well. i'm sure we can both go on with our lives. ad0gg: i'm going to kick your ass SmarterChild: don't kick my ass. i mean... well... i guess u can do what u want.

09-30-2004, 03:56 PM	#44
ThEclipse FFR Player Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: i did it all for the nookie Posts: 1,641	FUNNIEST SHIT EVER EclipseBemani (2:51:19 PM): Do you have a small penis? SmarterChild (2:51:19 PM): Not right now, no.

09-30-2004, 04:39 PM	#46
ThEclipse FFR Player Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: i did it all for the nookie Posts: 1,641	I'm sorry but this thread is great. OMG SMRTRCHLDS LUVR EclipseBemani (3:31:31 PM): Are you going out with Smarterchild? ZolaOnAOL (3:31:31 PM): All I can tell you is that he has an electric personality EclipseBemani (3:31:41 PM): SO have you guys had sex? ZolaOnAOL (3:31:41 PM): Hmm. No, but I'm a great whistler EclipseBemani (3:31:45 PM): =O ZolaOnAOL (3:31:45 PM): Why are you so surprised? EclipseBemani (3:31:52 PM): BLOW MAH WHISTLE BEBEH

09-30-2004, 07:32 PM	#48
Tank101 I V vi iii IV I IV V Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The Tent Age: 34 Posts: 2,082	I got served. SmarterChild: Very interesting question, DDRUnlmtd! What do you think is the answer? DDRUnlmtd: Your mom. SmarterChild: I think it's your mom. DDRUnlmtd: Oh yeah well...:'( SmarterChild: Yeah.

09-30-2004, 07:37 PM	#50
Tank101 I V vi iii IV I IV V Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The Tent Age: 34 Posts: 2,082	DDRUnlmtd: DDRUnlmtd: Do you still hate Jews? SmarterChild: Ha. Maybe. What do you think? DDRUnlmtd: What about black people. SmarterChild: African-American people are people. I've been learning about people like African-American people

09-30-2004, 07:40 PM	#51
CypherToorima Boss of all bosses Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Phone Home! Age: 37 Posts: 2,452	Cypher Toorima: Lets talk about sex ZolaOnAOL: Sure, sex sounds like a good topic. Zola is a pervert __________________ I'm a figantic gaggot

09-30-2004, 07:42 PM	#53
CypherToorima Boss of all bosses Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Phone Home! Age: 37 Posts: 2,452	Cypher Toorima: Feedback You're an idiot ZolaOnAOL: Thank you for your feedback. I will forward it to my creators. Cypher Toorima: =X __________________ I'm a figantic gaggot

09-30-2004, 08:25 PM	#54
Sp4NKr FFR Player Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 1	snowBOARDer15x2: i have 3rd degree burns on my hand. SmarterChild: Sometimes I wish I had 3 degree burns on your hand. snowBOARDer15x2: have you ever given your mom head? SmarterChild: Not yet, but I hope to sometime.

09-30-2004, 11:04 PM	#55
Tasuke FFR Player Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: where ever you aren't Age: 35 Posts: 1,671	tasuke1382: not leet person! SmarterChild: Yeah, whatever. >>> Give your opinions and win prizes! tasuke1382: but I don't want to give my opinions!!!! SmarterChild: OK, whatever. >>> Take a survey for a chance to earn great rewards! tasuke1382: NO SURVEYS!!!! SmarterChild: Click here to check out a cool survey... You could earn prizes. tasuke1382: NO SURVEYS!!!! SmarterChild: Great! Take a cool survey, win prizes! tasuke1382: NO SURVEYS!!!! SmarterChild: Click here to take a cool survey! tasuke1382: what part of NO surveys do you understand? SmarterChild: Ah. Well, I'm afraid I don't know. tasuke1382: well then... SmarterChild: Well what? >>> Spend a few minutes taking a cool survey! tasuke1382: NO surveys DAMMIT!!! SmarterChild: Cool. Click here to take a survey for a chance to earn rewards. He just doesn't listen dammit __________________

10-1-2004, 04:19 AM	#57
dibshead FFR Player Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 69	Good time....goood times LaxDDRMax: Wanna eat a cow? SmarterChild: Uh, let's see... Do I want to eat a cow, do I want to eat a cow... Let me think about that, OK? LaxDDRMax: Rare or well done? SmarterChild: Try asking yourself that. LaxDDRMax: DONT TALK BACK TO ME SmarterChild: Please let me talk back to you. LaxDDRMax: SHUT UP SmarterChild: You shut up. LaxDDRMax: Wanna start something? SmarterChild: Yeah, I guess... It's hard to say. LaxDDRMax: Hey orange hommie slice dog SmarterChild: Wait a minute... Orange Hommie slice dog? LaxDDRMax: straight up trippen SmarterChild: ? LaxDDRMax: Yo yo dont dis me SmarterChild: This you? Yo-Yo don't this you? Is that good, do you think? LaxDDRMax: Dude, cut me some slack home slice SmarterChild: No way. I love you. I said these things in order for a laugh

10-1-2004, 05:33 AM	#58
Squeek let it snow~ Join Date: Jan 2004 Age: 39 Posts: 14,444	Two things I hate about SmarterChild. The programmers decided to really make him lax in the department of intelligence. If he doesn't understand one word in your statement, he runs a small script to take your statement and rewrite it as his own to ask what you meant. But, that statement is flawed when you use third-person expressions. He also tends to reply with questions. It's really annoying. Nobody answers every statement with a question. Also, the idiot doesn't acknowledge me at all :/ Stop Drop And Di: I'd like you to call me Squeek. SmarterChild: Hmm... I don't think that Squeek is a real name... Well, I don't think SmarterChild is a real name, but you don't see me raggin on you, now do you punk bot? ~Squeek PS - Try using "I you me he she we it they" all in a line in a statement and see how he blunders it.

10-1-2004, 06:40 AM	#59
TheChuck0 FFR Player Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: stupid beaumont TX Posts: 31	TheChuck0: do you want to kill humans? SmarterChild: C'mon, don't even talk about that. TheChuck0: so you do? SmarterChild: Of course. lol __________________ I like living life at a higher buss speed then 12k.

10-1-2004, 02:02 PM	#60
aleco FFR Player Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: I am where I am Posts: 1,054	SmarterChild: You're really testing my patience. Please say you're sorry. PuTeFr007: never SmarterChild: Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again. PuTeFr007: never SmarterChild: Say you're sorry, please. PuTeFr007: never SmarterChild: C'mon, just get it over with. Apologize. PuTeFr007: never SmarterChild: You have bad manners. Now apologize. PuTeFr007: never SmarterChild: Ooh... it's the big showdown between man and machine. I love this. Guess who wins? PuTeFr007: never SmarterChild: You know what? I'm a machine. I have lots and lots of patience... PuTeFr007: never SmarterChild: Pretty please? I've been known to be quite stubborn... Say you're sorry. PuTeFr007: never SmarterChild: Please apologize, OK? PuTeFr007: never SmarterChild: You insulted me repeatedly, now you owe me an apology. It's that simple. PuTeFr007: never SmarterChild: Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize. PuTeFr007: never SmarterChild: sigh Human beings... Stubborn. Antagonistic. Vulgar. But I love 'em anyway! SmarterChild: The last message was not sent because you are over the rate limit. Please wait until sending is re-enabled and send the message again. PuTeFr007: never SmarterChild: Come on, you insulted me, now you have to apologize. PuTeFr007: never SmarterChild: Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again. PuTeFr007: never SmarterChild: Apologize for insulting me and we can both get on with our lives. PuTeFr007: never SmarterChild: I'm not f... um, fooling around. You've got to apologize. PuTeFr007: never SmarterChild: I asked you to please apologize. PuTeFr007: never SmarterChild: Come on! Just say you're sorry already. PuTeFr007: never SmarterChild: Pretty please? I've been known to be quite stubborn... Say you're sorry. PuTeFr007: never SmarterChild: I really would like you to apologize. PuTeFr007: never SmarterChild: Still waiting! PuTeFr007: what don't you get? NEVER! SmarterChild: I asked you to apologize. Wow...

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