shameful confessions :x

[who_cares973]

Originally Posted by MalReynolds

I hate to break it to you, but it has happened.

this made me lol

shameful confession: i make duck noises when masturbating

[poochieCREAM]

Originally Posted by MalReynolds

I hate to break it to you, but it has happened.

o_e

ive eaten a whole watermelon

then it all came up

blahh

[scottish]

I got my sack caught in my zipper two days ago.

[revolutionomega]

I did your mom. it wasn't as cool as everyone said it would be o.O

[sarahxjane]

Originally Posted by who_cares973

shameful confession: i make duck noises when masturbating

Quack, quack.

Originally Posted by scottish

I got my sack caught in my zipper two days ago.

Real smooth, bud.

[blindreper1179]

i hate it when people say they don't believe in something when IT'S FACT! saying you believe in heaven, or god, or w/e is stuff you believe in. you can't disbelieve in sex before marriage, or electricity, or science. you just can't.

[ninjaKIWI]

I don't believe noses exist.

Prove me wrong.

[blindreper1179]

you're queer. <_<

[Quigly]

I hate when people type and add extra letters on the end justt likee thisss.

[poochieCREAM]

Originally Posted by blindreper1179

i hate it when people say they don't believe in something when IT'S FACT! saying you believe in heaven, or god, or w/e is stuff you believe in. you can't disbelieve in sex before marriage, or electricity, or science. you just can't.

but its icky :c


- not very shameful, but i believe in god. id say like, 80% of the people i know that are my age have become atheists.

- last night i dreamt about peeing

- i find studying globalisation fascinating

- masturbation is weird imo. heheh

[~kitty~]

Shameful confession: I thought "Sc" stood for "Scrotum"


edit: That's a joke, for you dummies

[Heartseeker7]

Originally Posted by poochieCREAM

but its icky :c

I don't find electricity that icky.
last time I checked, thats exactly what is letting you post this.

Shamefull confession: my record for the number of times masterbating in one day is 15. no one has beaten it yet.

[the_final_pie]

Originally Posted by Heartseeker7

Shamefull confession: my record for the number of times masterbating in one day is 15. no one has beaten it yet.

Must be newfie power! RAWR!

Shameful Confessions:

-I love cutesy things
-I collect geeky game shirts
-I'm in love with the ringlets in my hair (they just don't go away)
-I think Emilie Haines voice from the band Metric is sooooo hot lawl
-I get way into Shoujo mangas (Happy Hustle High RULES)
-I LOVE the song "Build Me Up, Buttercup"
-I'm not a virgin

btw I'm not gay lawl

[revolutionomega]

Originally Posted by revolutionomega

I did your mom. it wasn't as cool as everyone said it would be o.O

P.s. pr0n milfs are horrible people D:

[^Black_wolf^]

V.V
I'm bi but I'm taken by a guy i love. Not a virgin. Loves to play in the dirt.
Horny but don't show it. Like to make-out in public.
Too emotional now days.

--many more to come if i can think of any.

[chamloo]

Originally Posted by poochieCREAM

- masturbation is weird imo. heheh

so have you even tried it...I've heard that it can be quite fascinating

[poochieCREAM]

Originally Posted by chamloo

so have you even tried it...I've heard that it can be quite fascinating

honestly, no. lmao
i dont find ****ing my hand that interesting.

[scottish]

Lol @ hand.
Lol again @ hand.
Quite the difference. But then again, knowing you, you'll stick something up there and come out with gobs of sour cream like everything else about you has. <3

[who_cares973]

Originally Posted by scottish

I got my sack caught in my zipper.

this has happene to me more times than id like to admit

[HighAndr0id]

1) I kill him, with a knife, in the library
2) I really like the game Clue