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**DayMan951** · 06-9-2008, 05:38 PM

Worst movie off all time IMO is Shark Attack 3: Megalodon. It's about this 60 foot shark that eats people. The CGI in that film is hilariously bad.

Edit: short clip from it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nzd0R_OeOc

-Yukari- · 06-9-2008, 05:47 PM

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Originally Posted by robertsona

lmfao what the hell.
read that as 45 seconds
sorry
EDIT: On another note:
"The Fountain was about some monkey or something, I don't actually even know"
no right to call it bad if that's what you got out of it lol

Haha, it's cool, of course I know you misread XD

Also, that's why I noted those as the movies I just didn't even watch to the end. I was sort of trying to distance those two from Departed, which I actually did sit through to the end (and only because I had no way back home from the movie theater because I'd went with my parents, lol). But, after 45 minutes, if I still really have no idea why I'm watching the movie... :(

Dayman: lmfao

ddr_f4n · 06-9-2008, 06:01 PM

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Originally Posted by DayMan951

Worst movie off all time IMO is Shark Attack 3: Megaladon. It's about this 60 foot shark that eats people. The CGI in that film is hilariously bad.

Edit: short clip from it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nzd0R_OeOc

How long did it take to make that film? Even the acting was horrible, let alone the effects.

**bender5** · 06-9-2008, 06:17 PM

I would have to say Orgazmo was the dumbest movie I've ever seen. It was about a devout mormon becomes a porn star, but he won't have sex on camera. It's inanely stupid.

Izzy · 06-9-2008, 06:24 PM

Lol that shark movie looked so bad. The shark appeared to change its size randomly so it can fit larger things in its mouth.

**g-off22** · 06-9-2008, 06:24 PM

the village was just plain stupid.....

sjoecool1991 · 06-9-2008, 07:21 PM

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Originally Posted by -Yukari-

The Departed is the worst movie I've ever actually sat through from beginning to end. What's it about, you ask, OP? Nothing. aka guys shooting each other. Spoiler: 1 character is left alive at the end. Laaaaame.

As for movies I couldn't even watch to the end, The Fountain and Reservoir Dogs. The Fountain was about some monkey or something, I don't actually even know, and I watched it for 45 minutes. As for Reservoir Dogs, see The Departed, but add in a 20 minute section where two guys call each other gay. 20 minutes. Wow. Horrible garbage.

The Fountain is a very artistic movie.
Anyone who did not understand what happened either did not pay much attention, or can't pay attention.

meno_rocks123 · 06-9-2008, 08:24 PM

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Originally Posted by DayMan951

Worst movie off all time IMO is Shark Attack 3: Megaladon. It's about this 60 foot shark that eats people. The CGI in that film is hilariously bad.

Edit: short clip from it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nzd0R_OeOc

someobody make a gif of :59 to 1:02

jono2007 · 06-9-2008, 09:51 PM

Most retarded movie ever: Spare Bullets.

The cheesiest of the cop movies. Ever. Like, this is the worst B-movie in existence. Why? Well, apart from the usual plot, it centers around a man who has trouble with his life because, according to him, whenever he's about to fire his gun, it doesn't cock. That's what he keeps saying.

"This damn thing won't cock!"
"Godamnit will you just cock!"
"Hand me your pistol Jack, my gun isn't cocking."

Over and over.

Also, in the fighting scenes, the men are so serious that it's funny. At one point a guy loses his police club, so he takes off his shoe and starts clocking the drug dealer in the side of the face with it.

As well as that, the same guy uses a shoe lace to climb up a support pole. He literally makes it look like Velvet from National Velvet when she's going after the Pie.

**alster1** · 06-9-2008, 10:35 PM

The most retarded movie IMO would definitely be Epic Movie...

DeSean · 06-9-2008, 10:43 PM

Fried green tomatoes. I'm not too sure what it was about.

**sarahxjane** · 06-9-2008, 11:51 PM

Let's just say, I didn't finish 3/4 of these or even half of the movie.
Thank goodness for online movies.

Little Miss Sunshine
The Princess Bride
Serenity
The Count of Monte Cristo
Big Fish
Epic Movie

Schrammbledeggs · 06-9-2008, 11:52 PM

Worst movies of all time = Semi-Pro, Spiderman 3, and Chronicles of Riddick. The Village sucked but Lady in the Water was awesome...if The Happening is good then M. Night is alright in my book once again.

The Fountain was incredible...that's the only correct summation of the film. Bicentennial Man is also incredible.

Schrammbledeggs · 06-9-2008, 11:53 PM

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Originally Posted by sarahxjane

Let's just say, I didn't finish 3/4 of these or even half of the movie.
Thank goodness for online movies.

Little Miss Sunshine
The Princess Bride
Serenity
The Count of Monte Cristo
Big Fish
Epic Movie

Out of sheer curiosity, what turned you off about The Princess Bride?

**~One~** · 06-9-2008, 11:57 PM

Anything along the lines of Scary Movie(only 3 and 4), Meet The Spartans, Date Movie, etc.

These were all pointless and barely made me laugh. Just stupid movies that were a waste of time and money.

@Schrammble: Semi-Pro was also VERY stupid. The beginning was extremely boring, and the rest of it was just stupid. I actually like Will Ferrell too...he dissapointed me.

**sarahxjane** · 06-9-2008, 11:58 PM

Way to double post.

The Princess Bride -
I thought it was extremely corny and overall boring.
There was not one small thing I liked about it.

Also I feel the need to defend Cloverfield. I love it.

**DayMan951** · 06-10-2008, 12:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Izzy

Lol that shark movie looked so bad. The shark appeared to change its size randomly so it can fit larger things in its mouth.

One of my favorite things about the movie is when they show the shark underwater it looks like they stole footage from the discovery channel.This is the best line in the entire movie.

Izzy · 06-10-2008, 12:12 AM

The count of monte cristo is my favorite movie O_0

Edit: lol, that pick up line... omg.

who_cares973 · 06-10-2008, 01:31 AM

the day after

lol educational films

sjoecool1991 · 06-10-2008, 09:26 AM

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Originally Posted by sarahxjane

Way to double post.

The Princess Bride -
I thought it was extremely corny and overall boring.
There was not one small thing I liked about it.

Also I feel the need to defend Cloverfield. I love it.

It was supposed to be corny.

Damn, I keep forgetting to post a movie I hated.

hmmmm, Van Helsing.

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Izzy Snek Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Kansas Age: 35 Posts: 9,195	Re: Hey, what's the most retarded movie of all time? What's it about? Lol that shark movie looked so bad. The shark appeared to change its size randomly so it can fit larger things in its mouth.

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g-off22 FFR Veteran Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 37	Re: Hey, what's the most retarded movie of all time? What's it about? the village was just plain stupid.....

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jono2007 FFR Player Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: NJ Age: 32 Posts: 516	Re: Hey, what's the most retarded movie of all time? What's it about? Most retarded movie ever: Spare Bullets. The cheesiest of the cop movies. Ever. Like, this is the worst B-movie in existence. Why? Well, apart from the usual plot, it centers around a man who has trouble with his life because, according to him, whenever he's about to fire his gun, it doesn't cock. That's what he keeps saying. "This damn thing won't cock!" "Godamnit will you just cock!" "Hand me your pistol Jack, my gun isn't cocking." Over and over. Also, in the fighting scenes, the men are so serious that it's funny. At one point a guy loses his police club, so he takes off his shoe and starts clocking the drug dealer in the side of the face with it. As well as that, the same guy uses a shoe lace to climb up a support pole. He literally makes it look like Velvet from National Velvet when she's going after the Pie.

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DeSean FFR Player Join Date: Feb 2006 Age: 34 Posts: 32	Re: Hey, what's the most retarded movie of all time? What's it about? Fried green tomatoes. I'm not too sure what it was about.

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Schrammbledeggs FFR Player Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 334	Re: Hey, what's the most retarded movie of all time? What's it about? Worst movies of all time = Semi-Pro, Spiderman 3, and Chronicles of Riddick. The Village sucked but Lady in the Water was awesome...if The Happening is good then M. Night is alright in my book once again. The Fountain was incredible...that's the only correct summation of the film. Bicentennial Man is also incredible. __________________ At least I'm not Mike Lean. Movie Reviewer at ddrgeek.com

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~One~ FFR Veteran Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Box Mansion! Age: 35 Posts: 370	Re: Hey, what's the most retarded movie of all time? What's it about? Anything along the lines of Scary Movie(only 3 and 4), Meet The Spartans, Date Movie, etc. These were all pointless and barely made me laugh. Just stupid movies that were a waste of time and money. @Schrammble: Semi-Pro was also VERY stupid. The beginning was extremely boring, and the rest of it was just stupid. I actually like Will Ferrell too...he dissapointed me. Last edited by ~One~; 06-9-2008 at 11:59 PM..

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Izzy Snek Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Kansas Age: 35 Posts: 9,195	Re: Hey, what's the most retarded movie of all time? What's it about? The count of monte cristo is my favorite movie O_0 Edit: lol, that pick up line... omg.

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