Fav Family Guy Quotes - Page 2

dickjustice~ · 04-22-2007, 11:42 PM

dude...suck my left nut...if you dont like it...dont read it..believe it or not you have that choice!

BLaCkHawKDowN615 · 04-22-2007, 11:49 PM

don't ask him to do something that he will...you'll regret it when he bites it off.

PangYa · 04-23-2007, 02:08 AM

Wow I make a thread about a satanic youtube song and you get after this guy? Strange world we live in...

ffrrocksya · 04-23-2007, 02:13 AM

heheh alright! gigidy gigidy!

xjohnieboyx · 04-23-2007, 07:24 AM

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heheh alright! gigidy gigidy!

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**brothaice** · 04-23-2007, 07:27 AM

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**rshadow8888** · 04-23-2007, 08:16 AM

In myself before lock/move/ban/fail
Wait... too late for the last one

**Chromer** · 04-23-2007, 11:48 AM

Prosecutor: "Stewie, would you say that Mr. Jackson was agressive towards you?"

Stewie: "I'll say. And the worst thin is he never asked me out to dinner."

~Courtroom explodes into laughter~

Stewie: "No no, but in all seriousness he was pretty aggressive."

cC@Zz · 04-23-2007, 04:11 PM

Well here are a few of my favorites.

Peter: To many people get away with injustice. Like the folks you meet in those Louisiana swamps.

*shows kermit sitting in a log playing the banjo and a guy rows up in a boat*

Guy in boat: Excuse me do you know how to get to town

*Kermit puts away the banjo and pulls out a shotgun*

Kermit: Yea its back the way you came.
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Brian: Meamo es Brian. (Says some other stuff in Spanish that I can't spell)

Guy: That was pretty good, but actually when you said meamo es Brian you don't need the es, just meamo Brain.

Brian: Oh you speak english.

Guy: No just that first speech and this one explaining it.

Brian: You...Your kidding right?

Guy: que
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Peter: Micheal Eisner

Stewie: Cover your heart!

Eisner: Kaly Maaaa....Kaly Maaaaa......Kaly Maaaaaa

Peter: You betrayed the shareholders.

*Peter punches Eisner off a cliff then eisner is eaten by crocodiles*

Stewie: You think he's dead?

Peter: Nah, Nah he'll be back on his feet in no time. Probably following Jonathan Dolgens foot steps, wind up with a pod dealer over at touchstone.
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Stewie: Hell, well thats a bit much don't you think. I mean sure I've spent my entire life trying to kill my mother, but who hasn't. Really for Hell This is not that bad.

Steve Allen: Hi there I'm Steve Allen

Stewie: Oh hello

*Allen takes of shirt*

Allen: Alright lets do this

Stewie: AHHH!!

*Stewie dissapears from hell*

Allen: I don't understand i was only going to ask him to fix my collar.

Allen: Well I wonder what they have on TV in Hell?

TV: *singing*

*Allen tries changing the channel with the remote but can't*
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Girl: Peter don't. They say if you watch that video you die.

Peter: Ah thats a lot of belony.

*puts in a tape of the movie Mannequin, which starts playing on the TV with music playing as well*

TV: We can build this dream together, stand this storm forever, nothings gonna stop us now.

*shows Peter on the ground dead with his mouth stretched opened*

**Chromer** · 04-23-2007, 04:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cC@Zz

Peter: Micheal Eisner

Stewie: Cover your heart!

Eisner: Kaly Maaaa....Kaly Maaaaa......Kaly Maaaaaa

Peter: You betrayed the shareholders.

*Peter punches Eisner off a cliff then eisner is eaten by crocodiles*

Stewie: You think he's dead?

Peter: Nah, Nah he'll be back on his feet in no time. Probably following Jonathan Dolgens foot steps, wind up with a pod dealer over at touchstone.

One of the best quotes in Family Guy history.

solopro · 04-23-2007, 04:37 PM

"Either they're watching Batman or doing the do!" *cuts to outside of body, Batman theme plays while Lois is brushing her teeth*

BLaCkHawKDowN615 · 04-23-2007, 05:21 PM

Peter: we prefer the term little people, cause there's nothing funny about being mentally handicapped. someday we will rule the world, and you will beg us for mercy, and we will consider it.

Lamoc · 04-23-2007, 05:33 PM

Louis : Peter your drunk again!

Peter : No no, i'm just exhausted from staying up all night drinking.

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*Louis and Peter are hoping a fence at a high school party that the cops showed up*

Cops : Hold it right there! Aren't you two a little old to be drinking?

Peter : Louis look over there! *peter points in a random direction*

*Peter turns to the cops* Peter : RUN!

*Cops panic and take off running*

AriesMalvis · 04-23-2007, 06:32 PM

one that's not really funny, but i love
'ooh piece of candy!'
idno why...been stuck in my head a lot too

**smartdude1212** · 04-23-2007, 06:38 PM

These are overused at school way too much. :/
They're funny the first 2 or 3 times, and then just get old.
I love the evil monkey stalking Chris though.
And the doctor who never gets to the point.

BLaCkHawKDowN615 · 04-23-2007, 09:53 PM

Lois: Peter you're such a child.
Peter: Well if i'm a child you know what that makes you? a pedaphile. and i'll be damned if i'm gonna stand here and be lectured by a pervert.

dickjustice~ · 04-23-2007, 09:57 PM

i like cheese

BLaCkHawKDowN615 · 04-23-2007, 10:14 PM

yeah cheese makes everything taste better

businessman07 · 04-24-2007, 02:57 PM

"Dad your name is peter"

" hahaha it sure is son it sure is"

Chief0678 · 04-24-2007, 03:04 PM

Peter is playing DDR in Chuckie Cheese. Bill Clinton is watching him.

Bill: Watch the screen. Not your feet!
Peter: Shut up!! I've got it!
Pizza Caller Worker: Number 32!!
Peter: Oh no!!! Our pizza's ready!
Bill: Tag out man! Tag out!

They both slap hands as Peter gets the pizza, while Bill plays the DDR song...... I'm a Barbie girl.

Bill: I'm a barbie girl!! In a Barbie world!! Wrappin plastic, it's fantastic! Come on Barbie lets go party! Uh uh uh yeah!!!!!

04-22-2007, 11:42 PM	#21
dickjustice~ FFR Player Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 7	Re: Fav Family Guy Quotes dude...suck my left nut...if you dont like it...dont read it..believe it or not you have that choice! __________________ lifes a game...if you cant win it..lose it happy!

04-22-2007, 11:49 PM	#22
BLaCkHawKDowN615 FFR Player Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: PA Age: 34 Posts: 98	Re: Fav Family Guy Quotes don't ask him to do something that he will...you'll regret it when he bites it off. __________________ AAA's - 20 Practice safe lunch. Use a condiment.

04-23-2007, 02:08 AM	#23
PangYa FFR Player Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Unfortunately, not Singapore. Posts: 36	Re: Fav Family Guy Quotes Wow I make a thread about a satanic youtube song and you get after this guy? Strange world we live in... __________________ Everything ever said or written has a little truth to it no matter what anyone says. PM me about my sig and try to give me a contradicting sentence.

04-23-2007, 08:16 AM	#27
rshadow8888 FFR's Buizel Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Connecticut Age: 35 Posts: 3,120	Re: Fav Family Guy Quotes In myself before lock/move/ban/fail Wait... too late for the last one

04-23-2007, 11:48 AM	#28
Chromer Hookers and Blow Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: You heard the robot. No fun. Age: 36 Posts: 4,981	Re: Fav Family Guy Quotes Prosecutor: "Stewie, would you say that Mr. Jackson was agressive towards you?" Stewie: "I'll say. And the worst thin is he never asked me out to dinner." ~Courtroom explodes into laughter~ Stewie: "No no, but in all seriousness he was pretty aggressive." __________________

04-23-2007, 04:11 PM	#29
cC@Zz FFR Player Join Date: Apr 2006 Age: 36 Posts: 1,427	Re: Fav Family Guy Quotes Well here are a few of my favorites. Peter: To many people get away with injustice. Like the folks you meet in those Louisiana swamps. shows kermit sitting in a log playing the banjo and a guy rows up in a boat Guy in boat: Excuse me do you know how to get to town Kermit puts away the banjo and pulls out a shotgun Kermit: Yea its back the way you came. --------------------------------------- Brian: Meamo es Brian. (Says some other stuff in Spanish that I can't spell) Guy: That was pretty good, but actually when you said meamo es Brian you don't need the es, just meamo Brain. Brian: Oh you speak english. Guy: No just that first speech and this one explaining it. Brian: You...Your kidding right? Guy: que --------------------- Peter: Micheal Eisner Stewie: Cover your heart! Eisner: Kaly Maaaa....Kaly Maaaaa......Kaly Maaaaaa Peter: You betrayed the shareholders. Peter punches Eisner off a cliff then eisner is eaten by crocodiles Stewie: You think he's dead? Peter: Nah, Nah he'll be back on his feet in no time. Probably following Jonathan Dolgens foot steps, wind up with a pod dealer over at touchstone. ---------------------------- Stewie: Hell, well thats a bit much don't you think. I mean sure I've spent my entire life trying to kill my mother, but who hasn't. Really for Hell This is not that bad. Steve Allen: Hi there I'm Steve Allen Stewie: Oh hello Allen takes of shirt Allen: Alright lets do this Stewie: AHHH!! Stewie dissapears from hell Allen: I don't understand i was only going to ask him to fix my collar. Allen: Well I wonder what they have on TV in Hell? TV: singing Allen tries changing the channel with the remote but can't ------------------------- Girl: Peter don't. They say if you watch that video you die. Peter: Ah thats a lot of belony. puts in a tape of the movie Mannequin, which starts playing on the TV with music playing as well TV: We can build this dream together, stand this storm forever, nothings gonna stop us now. shows Peter on the ground dead with his mouth stretched opened __________________ There is a 50% chance your pillow will eat you while you are sleeping. Last edited by cC@Zz; 04-23-2007 at 04:37 PM..

04-23-2007, 05:21 PM	#32
BLaCkHawKDowN615 FFR Player Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: PA Age: 34 Posts: 98	Re: Fav Family Guy Quotes Peter: we prefer the term little people, cause there's nothing funny about being mentally handicapped. someday we will rule the world, and you will beg us for mercy, and we will consider it. __________________ AAA's - 20 Practice safe lunch. Use a condiment.

04-23-2007, 05:33 PM	#33
Lamoc FFR Player Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 551	Re: Fav Family Guy Quotes Louis : Peter your drunk again! Peter : No no, i'm just exhausted from staying up all night drinking. --------------------------------------- Louis and Peter are hoping a fence at a high school party that the cops showed up Cops : Hold it right there! Aren't you two a little old to be drinking? Peter : Louis look over there! peter points in a random direction Peter turns to the cops Peter : RUN! Cops panic and take off running Last edited by Lamoc; 04-23-2007 at 05:53 PM..

04-23-2007, 06:32 PM	#34
AriesMalvis FFR Player Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,345	Re: Fav Family Guy Quotes one that's not really funny, but i love 'ooh piece of candy!' idno why...been stuck in my head a lot too __________________

04-23-2007, 06:38 PM	#35
smartdude1212 2 is poo Join Date: Sep 2005 Age: 34 Posts: 6,687	Re: Fav Family Guy Quotes These are overused at school way too much. :/ They're funny the first 2 or 3 times, and then just get old. I love the evil monkey stalking Chris though. And the doctor who never gets to the point.

04-23-2007, 09:53 PM	#36
BLaCkHawKDowN615 FFR Player Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: PA Age: 34 Posts: 98	Re: Fav Family Guy Quotes Lois: Peter you're such a child. Peter: Well if i'm a child you know what that makes you? a pedaphile. and i'll be damned if i'm gonna stand here and be lectured by a pervert. __________________ AAA's - 20 Practice safe lunch. Use a condiment.

04-23-2007, 09:57 PM	#37
dickjustice~ FFR Player Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 7	Re: Fav Family Guy Quotes i like cheese __________________ lifes a game...if you cant win it..lose it happy!

04-23-2007, 10:14 PM	#38
BLaCkHawKDowN615 FFR Player Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: PA Age: 34 Posts: 98	Re: Fav Family Guy Quotes yeah cheese makes everything taste better __________________ AAA's - 20 Practice safe lunch. Use a condiment.

04-24-2007, 02:57 PM	#39
businessman07 Banned Join Date: Sep 2005 Age: 37 Posts: 273	Re: Fav Family Guy Quotes "Dad your name is peter" " hahaha it sure is son it sure is"

04-24-2007, 03:04 PM	#40
Chief0678 FFR Player Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Planet Earth, beating up all of the Covenant forces Posts: 168	Re: Fav Family Guy Quotes Peter is playing DDR in Chuckie Cheese. Bill Clinton is watching him. Bill: Watch the screen. Not your feet! Peter: Shut up!! I've got it! Pizza Caller Worker: Number 32!! Peter: Oh no!!! Our pizza's ready! Bill: Tag out man! Tag out! They both slap hands as Peter gets the pizza, while Bill plays the DDR song...... I'm a Barbie girl. Bill: I'm a barbie girl!! In a Barbie world!! Wrappin plastic, it's fantastic! Come on Barbie lets go party! Uh uh uh yeah!!!!!

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