Interesting Facts About Oneself - Page 2

**aperson** · 07-12-2006, 12:34 AM

I took a huge dump on a teacher's front porch once

sertman · 07-12-2006, 12:35 AM

I've had a school desk thrown at me by a kid who was really, really mad at me.

I am an extremely fast learner when it comes to directions. I learned a 3 hour drive with at least 40 different turns after only driving it once.

xMordecaix · 07-12-2006, 12:36 AM

I don't know how to ride a bike.

ShadowSkill · 07-12-2006, 12:37 AM

Even though I have pretty fast reflexes (good enough for professional weapon demonstrations) I can't play regular sports like football and basketball very well (except for tennis, but I don't have any equipment of my own and I'm never on the court anymore, don't have the time). Because of this I decided to take on parkour. A few friends of mine joined me and that's how the RGB parkour team was created. I've been freerunning ever since.

**Moogy** · 07-12-2006, 01:15 AM

I am the coolest person alive.

dontcareaboutmyid · 07-12-2006, 01:49 AM

Cleaning bathrooms for DQ, I have seen, on three separate occasions, a pair of women's underwear in the little bucket that is used for the disposal of tampons and the like.

YungYung · 07-12-2006, 02:04 AM

I was on crutches for a week for having run straight into a cement wall in sixth grade.

**-Fallen-** · 07-12-2006, 04:29 AM

I'm really good at oral sex. (so I've been told, and no not homosexual oral sex thanks)

dontcareaboutmyid · 07-12-2006, 04:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by -Fallen-

I'm really good at oral sex. (so I've been told, and no not homosexual oral sex thanks)

you could at least try to be creative

**Patashu** · 07-12-2006, 05:05 AM

I can't ride a bike.

**Tasselfoot** · 07-12-2006, 07:30 AM

Bowled a 300 game.

While in Europe, managed to piss in public in 11 different locations without getting caught... including the Eiffel Tower (during the day), the Acropolis (at night), the Tiber river, the Danube river, the Rhine river, the Adriattic sea, the Mediterranean sea, and a few other random places.

sjoecool1991 · 07-12-2006, 08:12 AM

I sprained my ankle on a swingset, nearly broke it.

I broke my arm by riding off a makeshift ramp that my parents told me not to build.

GuidoHunter · 07-12-2006, 08:17 AM

I can bend my thumbs back nearly 180 degrees.

--Guido

http://andy.mikee385.com

msbrunnettemickey · 07-12-2006, 10:03 AM

I'm Israeli.

esupin · 07-12-2006, 10:34 AM

They wouldn't let me into this water park in China because I didn't have a speedo on (I had Nike trunks on).

sjoecool1991 · 07-12-2006, 10:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by esupin

They wouldn't let me into this water park in China because I didn't have a speedo on (I had Nike trunks on).

Wow, thats retarted.

I moved across the US twice. We drove.
Mount Rushmore is not really that great.

Cj_leonine · 07-12-2006, 11:16 AM

I've recieved 1 scholarship
I've downed three raw eggs in a glass during football season

I got Jurs to kiss me on the cheek. . . [in progress.]

ps. nice job Tass.

JurseyRider734 · 07-12-2006, 11:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cj_leonine

I got Jurs to kiss me on the cheek. . . [in progress.]

@_@

**Reach** · 07-12-2006, 12:12 PM

While running from an angry bee I tripped over a rock and rolled down a hill into a river.

I went around a blind corner once at highspeeds on a bike and there was a ditch and I had no time to react. The bike went in and hit a rock, and then I was thrown off like 10 feet away into a rock head first and got knocked out.

I was walking down the street once and a saw a bus crash into a building and blow up, with one of my friends brother inside.

While I was working once taking a **** a lady walked in on me and proceeded to look directly at my privates for a little bit before realizing she should probably leave.

Halloween night I ran around the block naked with a warewofl mask on.

I have a 3rd degree black belt

I can probably own you.

I play piano.

ape0 · 07-12-2006, 12:23 PM

I have never, NEVER played a pokemon game untill i was about 11!!! It was torture all my life, never any pokemon. i still have nightmares.

07-12-2006, 12:34 AM	#21
aperson FFR Hall of Fame Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Houston Posts: 3,428	Re: Interesting Facts About Oneself I took a huge dump on a teacher's front porch once __________________

07-12-2006, 12:35 AM	#22
sertman DADALADAH Join Date: Jun 2005 Age: 35 Posts: 3,910	Re: Interesting Facts About Oneself I've had a school desk thrown at me by a kid who was really, really mad at me. I am an extremely fast learner when it comes to directions. I learned a 3 hour drive with at least 40 different turns after only driving it once. __________________

07-12-2006, 12:36 AM	#23
xMordecaix FFR Player Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: San Antonio, TX Age: 37 Posts: 70	Re: Interesting Facts About Oneself I don't know how to ride a bike. __________________

07-12-2006, 12:37 AM	#24
ShadowSkill FFR Player Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: well...Let's say it's in a house Posts: 118	Re: Interesting Facts About Oneself Even though I have pretty fast reflexes (good enough for professional weapon demonstrations) I can't play regular sports like football and basketball very well (except for tennis, but I don't have any equipment of my own and I'm never on the court anymore, don't have the time). Because of this I decided to take on parkour. A few friends of mine joined me and that's how the RGB parkour team was created. I've been freerunning ever since. __________________ http://www.13thlabour.tk

07-12-2006, 01:15 AM	#25
Moogy 嗚呼 Join Date: Aug 2003 Age: 34 Posts: 10,303	Re: Interesting Facts About Oneself I am the coolest person alive. __________________ Plz visit my blog ^^^ vintage signature from like 2006 preserved

07-12-2006, 01:49 AM	#26
dontcareaboutmyid FFR Player Join Date: May 2003 Location: Wisconsin, Close to Canada Age: 37 Posts: 2,103	Re: Interesting Facts About Oneself Cleaning bathrooms for DQ, I have seen, on three separate occasions, a pair of women's underwear in the little bucket that is used for the disposal of tampons and the like. __________________ Theory of Quantum Fetish Mechanics

07-12-2006, 02:04 AM	#27
YungYung FFR Player Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Hi Linus Age: 33 Posts: 810	Re: Interesting Facts About Oneself I was on crutches for a week for having run straight into a cement wall in sixth grade. __________________ clairmai lol hvam lol

07-12-2006, 04:29 AM	#28
-Fallen- xqsite OG Join Date: May 2005 Location: Canada Age: 36 Posts: 2,836	Re: Interesting Facts About Oneself I'm really good at oral sex. (so I've been told, and no not homosexual oral sex thanks) __________________ One of the original members of the xqsite + FFR community. BlankZero - 15 year vet + RobbyZero - 15 year vet Last edited by -Fallen-; 07-12-2006 at 04:41 AM..

07-12-2006, 05:05 AM	#30
Patashu FFR Simfile Author Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: we traced the call...it's coming from inside the house Age: 33 Posts: 8,609	Re: Interesting Facts About Oneself I can't ride a bike.

07-12-2006, 07:30 AM	#31
Tasselfoot Retired BOSS Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Widget Heaven Age: 40 Posts: 25,184	Re: Interesting Facts About Oneself Bowled a 300 game. While in Europe, managed to piss in public in 11 different locations without getting caught... including the Eiffel Tower (during the day), the Acropolis (at night), the Tiber river, the Danube river, the Rhine river, the Adriattic sea, the Mediterranean sea, and a few other random places. __________________ RIP

07-12-2006, 08:12 AM	#32
sjoecool1991 FFR Player Join Date: Mar 2006 Age: 33 Posts: 2,302	Re: Interesting Facts About Oneself I sprained my ankle on a swingset, nearly broke it. I broke my arm by riding off a makeshift ramp that my parents told me not to build.

07-12-2006, 10:03 AM	#34
msbrunnettemickey FFR Player Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: BOOBALOOBA! Posts: 1,780	Re: Interesting Facts About Oneself I'm Israeli. __________________ בקצה השמיים, ובסוף המדבר, יש מקום רחוק מלא פרחי בר מקום קטן, עלוב ומשוגע, מקום רחוק מקום לדאגה יש אומרים שם שמשיקרה וחושבים אל כל מה שקרה אלוהים שם יושב ורואה ושומר אל כל משברא אסור לקטוף את פרחי הגן אסור לקטוף את פרחי הגן ודואג ודואג נורא

07-12-2006, 10:34 AM	#35
esupin FFR Player Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Alphabet City, Manhattan Age: 35 Posts: 1,756	Re: Interesting Facts About Oneself They wouldn't let me into this water park in China because I didn't have a speedo on (I had Nike trunks on). __________________ http://www.youtube.com/esupin

07-12-2006, 11:16 AM	#37
Cj_leonine FFR Player Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Chillin' with Carmen San Diego Age: 34 Posts: 2,070	Re: Interesting Facts About Oneself I've recieved 1 scholarship I've downed three raw eggs in a glass during football season I got Jurs to kiss me on the cheek. . . [in progress.] ps. nice job Tass. __________________ Status: Innactive Onehander Best FC Before Avmiss Fix: . Be Princess . Hellbeat . End Night

07-12-2006, 12:12 PM	#39
Reach FFR Simfile Author Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Canada Age: 37 Posts: 7,471	Re: Interesting Facts About Oneself While running from an angry bee I tripped over a rock and rolled down a hill into a river. I went around a blind corner once at highspeeds on a bike and there was a ditch and I had no time to react. The bike went in and hit a rock, and then I was thrown off like 10 feet away into a rock head first and got knocked out. I was walking down the street once and a saw a bus crash into a building and blow up, with one of my friends brother inside. While I was working once taking a **** a lady walked in on me and proceeded to look directly at my privates for a little bit before realizing she should probably leave. Halloween night I ran around the block naked with a warewofl mask on. I have a 3rd degree black belt I can probably own you. I play piano. __________________ Last edited by Reach; 07-12-2006 at 12:16 PM..

07-12-2006, 12:23 PM	#40
ape0 FFR Player Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Chicago, IL Posts: 195	Re: Interesting Facts About Oneself I have never, NEVER played a pokemon game untill i was about 11!!! It was torture all my life, never any pokemon. i still have nightmares. __________________

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