Corrupt a Wish Game - Page 2

torres1287 · 01-23-2005, 10:18 PM

you get the 4 dollars from gorbichoff, but anthrax on the dollars kills you...

i wish for my ex from a year ago to leave me alone

buttonkiller · 01-24-2005, 11:42 AM

your ex from a year ago leaves you alone but by doing so you become die a horrible death

i wish i could be more annoying then i already am

torres1287 · 01-24-2005, 02:04 PM

you become more annoying, but you drive everyone nuts and they all gang up on you and brutally kill you...

I wish I could become a concert pianist

Layla-Day · 01-24-2005, 02:27 PM

you become a concert painist, but while bowing the weight of your big ass head pulls you forward, and you wake up not remembering the password to your swiss bank account, which alone holds one thousand million dollars.

AND 73 cents.

I wish money DID grow on trees.

torres1287 · 01-24-2005, 02:36 PM

money grows on trees, but the dollar becomes just as valuable as toilet paper making it worthless as such...

I wish students today actually cared about their future.

Matthew4444 · 01-24-2005, 02:43 PM

Students DO start caring about their future, only to commit large acts of terrorism to stop pollution. Only the eldest populations feel fit to be the future, so they kill everyone under the age of 50. No people fit to reproduce = no people.

I wish for a genie to grant ALL of my wishes.

prayerbassist15 · 01-24-2005, 03:19 PM

you get your genie but he's Jafar and so he doesnt really care what you wish for just as long as you kill Aladin but................you die in the process of killing the "Street Rat" by following him to a dungen where he locks you in and his monkey Abu naws on your flesh for the rest of your life which only lasts 5 minutes because he naws into your jugular vein.

I wish for Highschool life not to feel like Elementary life.(ex. He said she said crap.)

Layla-Day · 01-24-2005, 03:30 PM

no more he said she said crap, but instead before finding out the whole story, they send their big cousin Pebbles to kill you and eat your toes.

I wish Bush would die.

jujo07 · 01-24-2005, 03:51 PM

Bush dies, but in turn someone more conservative/stupider/all around worse than Bush gets re-elected.
^Good wish by the way

I wish I had more "free time" in my life, lately anymore all it consists of is eating, sleeping, and like 7hours of homework...

Layla-Day · 01-24-2005, 03:54 PM

too much free time = TOO much homework,eating, and sleping, so you become a fat bastard, you are smart but no one likes you and all that because no one is at the club on monday thru thursday.

I wish everyone would die, and it was up to me and a cute boy to restart mankind.

**zajac** · 01-25-2005, 12:06 AM

Everyone dies, but instead of a cute boy, you are just left with a Polak, being me, to restart mankind...

I wish Zildjian would please stop trying to convince me to eat out my g/f... Sick bastard... lol

buttonkiller · 01-25-2005, 09:07 AM

zijlidan stops trying to make you....but by doing so she dies and you r no longer able to restart mankind

i wish i could become enorexic

Afrobean · 01-25-2005, 02:37 PM

You become annorexic, but you become so thin that everyone makes a big deal out of it. They kidnap you and do one of these interventions. You get very pissed off at all these people who kidnapped you and you end up killing all of them brutally with a plunger. You get tried for murder and you get life in jail. Then, rather than dying, and ending your terrible life in jail, you live forever, somehow, in jail, and you must forever live with being buttraped by large black men every night until the end of forever.

I wish that I'd die right now. (ha! try and turn that around on me, and don't try the "but your bowels empty" line. I've already realized that with death comes the emptying of bowels. Also, please note that I actually have no desire to die, I'm just trying to have a little fun with this game.)

buttonkiller · 01-26-2005, 11:00 AM

i can turn it around on you...

you die but then you come back to life because god said so and then you watch all your loved ones slowly being mutulated and must watch it all and cannot even blink, then you attempt suicide but fail and the vision of them dying is constantly in your mind...

i wish i could win a dollar

Matthew4444 · 01-26-2005, 12:36 PM

You win a dollar, as your prize for winning the Heart & Stroke foundation lottery. Now how much did that ticket cost you?

I wish for 1337-admin powers.

buttonkiller · 01-26-2005, 12:40 PM

your wish comes true but then you become corrupted and slaughter little bunnies everywhere but then they gang up on you and rip your flesh off of you ALIVE

i wish that i wasnt so popular

Layla-Day · 01-26-2005, 01:13 PM

you arent popular anymore, but then no one pays attention to you, and then you die lonely and unhappy and you are forced to leave your fortune to your twelve cats Me Me, Ke Ke, Meow Meow, Whiskers, Le Le, Oliver, Missy, Tori, Candi, Catnip, Gabby, And Killer.

I wish easy-mac came in bigger boxes.

Afrobean · 01-26-2005, 01:15 PM

Easy Mac comes in bigger boxes, but it costs a lot more.

I wish that this game was more fun.

Layla-Day · 01-26-2005, 05:36 PM

the game is more fun, but then stupid postwhores come and flame the whole thing, and the mods get so pissed, the close the whole website. (very unlikely)

I wish I could stop wishing and start getting.

buttonkiller · 01-28-2005, 11:54 AM

you start getting but then your mom catches you and are brutaly punished

i wish the hell and heaven could become one

01-23-2005, 10:18 PM	#21
torres1287 FFR Player Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: In The Eye Of The Beholder Age: 38 Posts: 42	you get the 4 dollars from gorbichoff, but anthrax on the dollars kills you... i wish for my ex from a year ago to leave me alone __________________ The Melodramatic Iridescent Madame Scarab

01-24-2005, 02:04 PM	#23
torres1287 FFR Player Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: In The Eye Of The Beholder Age: 38 Posts: 42	you become more annoying, but you drive everyone nuts and they all gang up on you and brutally kill you... I wish I could become a concert pianist __________________ The Melodramatic Iridescent Madame Scarab

01-24-2005, 02:27 PM	#24
Layla-Day FFR Player Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Detroit Michigan BIISHES!! Posts: 124	you become a concert painist, but while bowing the weight of your big ass head pulls you forward, and you wake up not remembering the password to your swiss bank account, which alone holds one thousand million dollars. AND 73 cents. I wish money DID grow on trees. __________________

01-24-2005, 02:36 PM	#25
torres1287 FFR Player Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: In The Eye Of The Beholder Age: 38 Posts: 42	money grows on trees, but the dollar becomes just as valuable as toilet paper making it worthless as such... I wish students today actually cared about their future. __________________ The Melodramatic Iridescent Madame Scarab

01-24-2005, 02:43 PM	#26
Matthew4444 FFR Player Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Vancouver Island Posts: 139	Students DO start caring about their future, only to commit large acts of terrorism to stop pollution. Only the eldest populations feel fit to be the future, so they kill everyone under the age of 50. No people fit to reproduce = no people. I wish for a genie to grant ALL of my wishes. __________________ postcount += 1 I am also known as TheDarkNerd, if that makes any difference.

01-24-2005, 11:42 AM	#22
buttonkiller FFR Player Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: liek omgz!!! Posts: 194	your ex from a year ago leaves you alone but by doing so you become die a horrible death i wish i could be more annoying then i already am

01-24-2005, 03:19 PM	#27
prayerbassist15 FFR Player Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Having tea and crumpets with Al Gore. Posts: 22	you get your genie but he's Jafar and so he doesnt really care what you wish for just as long as you kill Aladin but................you die in the process of killing the "Street Rat" by following him to a dungen where he locks you in and his monkey Abu naws on your flesh for the rest of your life which only lasts 5 minutes because he naws into your jugular vein. I wish for Highschool life not to feel like Elementary life.(ex. He said she said crap.) __________________ STRONGBAD:\"I got an e-mail in my pocket, and i think it\'s starting to melt\" Jack Black: \"Cello\" .........\"it\'s a bass\"

01-24-2005, 03:30 PM	#28
Layla-Day FFR Player Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Detroit Michigan BIISHES!! Posts: 124	no more he said she said crap, but instead before finding out the whole story, they send their big cousin Pebbles to kill you and eat your toes. I wish Bush would die. __________________

01-24-2005, 03:51 PM	#29
jujo07 FFR Player Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Poho, MI Posts: 121	Bush dies, but in turn someone more conservative/stupider/all around worse than Bush gets re-elected. ^Good wish by the way I wish I had more "free time" in my life, lately anymore all it consists of is eating, sleeping, and like 7hours of homework...

01-24-2005, 03:54 PM	#30
Layla-Day FFR Player Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Detroit Michigan BIISHES!! Posts: 124	too much free time = TOO much homework,eating, and sleping, so you become a fat bastard, you are smart but no one likes you and all that because no one is at the club on monday thru thursday. I wish everyone would die, and it was up to me and a cute boy to restart mankind. __________________

01-25-2005, 09:07 AM	#32
buttonkiller FFR Player Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: liek omgz!!! Posts: 194	zijlidan stops trying to make you....but by doing so she dies and you r no longer able to restart mankind i wish i could become enorexic

01-25-2005, 02:37 PM	#33
Afrobean Admiral in the Red Army Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the moon Age: 38 Posts: 13,262	You become annorexic, but you become so thin that everyone makes a big deal out of it. They kidnap you and do one of these interventions. You get very pissed off at all these people who kidnapped you and you end up killing all of them brutally with a plunger. You get tried for murder and you get life in jail. Then, rather than dying, and ending your terrible life in jail, you live forever, somehow, in jail, and you must forever live with being buttraped by large black men every night until the end of forever. I wish that I'd die right now. (ha! try and turn that around on me, and don't try the "but your bowels empty" line. I've already realized that with death comes the emptying of bowels. Also, please note that I actually have no desire to die, I'm just trying to have a little fun with this game.) __________________

01-26-2005, 11:00 AM	#34
buttonkiller FFR Player Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: liek omgz!!! Posts: 194	i can turn it around on you... you die but then you come back to life because god said so and then you watch all your loved ones slowly being mutulated and must watch it all and cannot even blink, then you attempt suicide but fail and the vision of them dying is constantly in your mind... i wish i could win a dollar

01-26-2005, 12:36 PM	#35
Matthew4444 FFR Player Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Vancouver Island Posts: 139	You win a dollar, as your prize for winning the Heart & Stroke foundation lottery. Now how much did that ticket cost you? I wish for 1337-admin powers. __________________ postcount += 1 I am also known as TheDarkNerd, if that makes any difference.

01-26-2005, 12:40 PM	#36
buttonkiller FFR Player Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: liek omgz!!! Posts: 194	your wish comes true but then you become corrupted and slaughter little bunnies everywhere but then they gang up on you and rip your flesh off of you ALIVE i wish that i wasnt so popular

01-26-2005, 01:13 PM	#37
Layla-Day FFR Player Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Detroit Michigan BIISHES!! Posts: 124	you arent popular anymore, but then no one pays attention to you, and then you die lonely and unhappy and you are forced to leave your fortune to your twelve cats Me Me, Ke Ke, Meow Meow, Whiskers, Le Le, Oliver, Missy, Tori, Candi, Catnip, Gabby, And Killer. I wish easy-mac came in bigger boxes. __________________

01-26-2005, 01:15 PM	#38
Afrobean Admiral in the Red Army Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the moon Age: 38 Posts: 13,262	Easy Mac comes in bigger boxes, but it costs a lot more. I wish that this game was more fun. __________________

01-26-2005, 05:36 PM	#39
Layla-Day FFR Player Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Detroit Michigan BIISHES!! Posts: 124	the game is more fun, but then stupid postwhores come and flame the whole thing, and the mods get so pissed, the close the whole website. (very unlikely) I wish I could stop wishing and start getting. __________________

01-28-2005, 11:54 AM	#40
buttonkiller FFR Player Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: liek omgz!!! Posts: 194	you start getting but then your mom catches you and are brutaly punished i wish the hell and heaven could become one

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