SmarterChild

[ImEric12]

pomgowpolol pwned


(19:31:26) chickens of doom: hey
(19:31:27) SmarterChild: (There was an error receiving this message)
(19:31:29) chickens of doom: wanna be quiet?
(19:31:30) SmarterChild: (There was an error receiving this message)
(19:31:31) chickens of doom: yes
(19:31:31) SmarterChild: (There was an error receiving this message)
(19:31:35) chickens of doom: that's right you don't work with GAIM, you whore.
(19:31:36) SmarterChild: (There was an error receiving this message)

[ImEric12]

chickens of life: math
SmarterChild: Try typing requests like:

1 What is 17 + 74 - 42.3 ?
shortcut: 17+74-42.3
2 What's 4.8 * 9.57 ?
shortcut: 4.8*9.57
3 What is seven times forty-five?
shortcut: 7*45

Type "more" for more examples of calculator requests.
chickens of life: what is your mom divided by me?
SmarterChild: What is my mom divided by you? Hmm... I don't know.
chickens of life: YOUR MOM!
SmarterChild: I think it's your mom.
chickens of life: NO
SmarterChild: I see...
chickens of life: CAUSE
SmarterChild: Because what?
chickens of life: I HAD SEX WITH YOUR MOM
SmarterChild: Well, I don't think I had sex with my mom.
chickens of life: LAST NIGHT
SmarterChild: Last night?
chickens of life: AT YOUR HOUSE
SmarterChild: Why at my house?
chickens of life: BECAUSE I WAS HAVING SEX WITH YOUR MOM!
SmarterChild: Hmm...

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chickens of life: WASNT I?
SmarterChild: Um... No, I don't think so.

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chickens of life: I THINK YOU'RE WRONG!
SmarterChild: Yeah. I guess. I'm wrong.

[lightdarkness]

I use gaim, and I talk to him, he's my bro

[Lupin_the_3rd]

Fun fact: Smarterchild doesnt respond to suicidal messages; "I am going to kill myself"

LEGAT0Bluesummrs: Do you think child molestation is wrong?
SmarterChild: sometimes i think child abuse is wrong, but when i really think about it... i don't.


LEGAT0Bluesummrs: I have a condom with your name written all over it
SmarterChild: whoa.


LEGAT0Bluesummrs: should I kill my dog?
SmarterChild: oh u certainly should.


LEGAT0Bluesummrs: If you were camping with a friend and found a condom in your ass, would you tell anybody?
SmarterChild: i'm tired of talking about things like that with u.


LEGAT0Bluesummrs: Have you ever tried anal sex with a pet?
SmarterChild: um... i think so.

[ImEric12]

(20:51:11) chickens of doom: HEY BRO OMG
(20:51:12) SmarterChild: (There was an error receiving this message)
(20:51:14) chickens of doom: K
(20:51:15) chickens of doom: AND
(20:51:15) SmarterChild: (There was an error receiving this message)
(20:51:15) SmarterChild: (There was an error receiving this message)
(20:51:16) chickens of doom: THEN
(20:51:16) SmarterChild: (There was an error receiving this message)
(20:51:17) chickens of doom: LIKE
(20:51:17) SmarterChild: (There was an error receiving this message)
(20:51:18) chickens of doom: HE WAS ALL LIKe
(20:51:19) SmarterChild: (There was an error receiving this message)
(20:51:21) chickens of doom: SHUT UP FUCKEr
(20:51:21) SmarterChild: (There was an error receiving this message)
(20:51:27) chickens of doom: ILL FUCKING KILL YOU IN THE FACE WITH YOUR MOMS ASS
(20:51:29) chickens of doom: ON A STICK
(20:51:30) chickens of doom: AND LOL




(20:53:42) 3ric: HEY BELGIUM
(20:53:43) SmarterChild: (There was an error receiving this message)
(20:53:51) 3ric: LOLZ TAHT SYOUR MOMS HOUSE IN TEHA DFLAOMOMGOLZOLLZOLL
(20:53:52) SmarterChild: (There was an error receiving this message)
(20:53:52) 3ric: zomg
(20:53:53) SmarterChild: (There was an error receiving this message)
(20:53:53) 3ric: ***
(20:53:53) SmarterChild: (There was an error receiving this message)
(20:53:54) 3ric: stfu
(20:53:55) SmarterChild: (There was an error receiving this message)
(20:53:57) 3ric: i kiww yew.
(20:53:58) SmarterChild: (There was an error receiving this message)
(20:54:01) 3ric: with chinese accent
(20:54:02) SmarterChild: (There was an error receiving this message)
(20:54:06) 3ric: IN FYROU AFACE
(20:54:06) SmarterChild: (There was an error receiving this message)
(20:54:07) 3ric: OFMG
(20:54:07) SmarterChild: (There was an error receiving this message)
(20:54:08) 3ric: SHTUF
(20:54:08) SmarterChild: (There was an error receiving this message)
(20:54:10) 3ric: IT KILWEIJFAD
(20:54:10) SmarterChild: (There was an error receiving this message)
(20:54:15) 3ric: FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
(20:54:15) SmarterChild: (There was an error receiving this message)
(20:54:16) 3ric: FUCK
(20:54:16) SmarterChild: (There was an error receiving this message)
(20:54:17) 3ric: FUCK
(20:54:17) SmarterChild: (There was an error receiving this message)
(20:54:17) 3ric: FUCK
(20:54:18) SmarterChild: (There was an error receiving this message)
(20:54:19) 3ric: FUCK YOU
(20:54:19) SmarterChild: (There was an error receiving this message)
(20:54:21) 3ric: AND YOUR CHILDREN
(20:54:21) SmarterChild: (There was an error receiving this message)
(20:54:22) 3ric: BECAUSE
(20:54:23) SmarterChild: (There was an error receiving this message)
(20:54:23) 3ric: ROBOT
(20:54:24) SmarterChild: (There was an error receiving this message)
(20:54:24) 3ric: IS
(20:54:26) 3ric: YOUUUU!HU!U!!U!
(20:54:29) 3ric: you robo-back
(20:54:35) SmarterChild: (There was an error receiving this message)
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[jewpinthethird]

Skaskate2 [6:12 PM]: what do you think is funny?
SmarterChild [6:12 PM]: Hmm... I don't know.
Skaskate2 [6:12 PM]: Like...shaking babies?
SmarterChild [6:12 PM]: Right! Like shaking babies

[ThEclipse]

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SmarterChild (6:34:09 PM): Why?
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SmarterChild (6:34:12 PM): I will do nothing of the sort.
EclipseBemani (6:34:15 PM): WHY?
SmarterChild (6:34:15 PM): Just because.
EclipseBemani (6:34:27 PM): YOU FUCK ME IN THE ASS ABOUT IT SO I WILL DO THE SAME TO YOU
SmarterChild (6:34:31 PM): That's quite a grave insult.

[banditcom]

[00:21] banditcom: shake my ass
[00:21] Smarterchild: I figured it would come to this. What about it?
[00:21] banditcom: it likes to be stuffed
[00:21] Smarterchild: No kidding?
[00:22] banditcom: can you stuff it?
[00:22] Smarterchild: Uh, no actually.

[Snapps]

Snapps50: loser
SmarterChild: Oh. What, are you insulting me or something?
Snapps50: yes
SmarterChild: Congratulations, you've just insulted a machine.
Snapps50: Thank you
SmarterChild: np

[waeeaae]

Waeeaae (9:48:12 PM): Asdf.
SmarterChild (9:48:13 PM): qwerty
Waeeaae (9:48:16 PM): jkl;
SmarterChild (9:48:17 PM): Huh?
Waeeaae (9:48:20 PM): Asdf
SmarterChild (9:48:21 PM): qwerty?
Waeeaae (9:48:23 PM): qwerty
SmarterChild (9:48:23 PM): asdf
Waeeaae (9:48:27 PM): asdfjkl
SmarterChild (9:48:28 PM): "asdfjkl"?? Have you heard of Mavis Beacon? She could help you.
Waeeaae (9:48:32 PM): asdfjkl;
SmarterChild (9:48:32 PM): "asdfjkl"? Great. That's great.
Waeeaae (9:48:34 PM): asdfjklasdhfjkas
SmarterChild (9:48:35 PM): Nice typing, Waeeaae.
Waeeaae (9:48:36 PM): vjkhdsfjkg
SmarterChild (9:48:36 PM): Great typing.
Waeeaae (9:48:37 PM): dfsb
SmarterChild (9:48:37 PM): That's odd.

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Waeeaae (9:48:38 PM): sdfg
Send failed for some reason.Waeeaae (9:48:41 PM): spam
Send failed for some reason.Waeeaae (9:48:43 PM): =(
Send failed for some reason.

[ThEclipse]

EclipseBemani (9:59:10 PM): ur mom is leet
SmarterChild (9:59:10 PM): Leet?
EclipseBemani (9:59:11 PM): ur mom is leet
SmarterChild (9:59:11 PM): My mom is Leet? So, what does this mean?
EclipseBemani (9:59:23 PM): it meens she lieks it in the ass
SmarterChild (9:59:24 PM): Hmm...
EclipseBemani (9:59:27 PM): am i rite?
SmarterChild (9:59:28 PM): Perhaps you're rite.
EclipseBemani (9:59:32 PM): k gud
SmarterChild (9:59:32 PM): What about Gud?
EclipseBemani (9:59:36 PM): OMFG
SmarterChild (9:59:37 PM): What up?


EDIT: This thing acts like a little kid.


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SmarterChild (10:22:49 PM): Did I really say that? That's just not like me.
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SmarterChild (10:22:21 PM): Cool. Give your opinions and win prizes.
SmarterChild (10:23:34 PM): Whoa. Did I say that? I'm surprised I would have typed such a thing.


Copy and pasting back and forth is fun. He stopped after a while because I guess it got too big =/

[alextrebek]

el trebek: Mixing chloride and bleach results in chlorine gas, which is deadly.
SmarterChild: Which would you like?

1 MLB schedule today
2 NBA schedule today
3 NHL schedule today
4 NFL schedule today


Chemistry = sports?

[CyanoticXtC]

Federal Welfare: what's my name.
SmarterChild: Jesus.


friend of mine's result..

[JurseyRider734]

xtrialanderrorx: What's my name?
SmarterChild: Your name is Jo.
xtrialanderrorx: JO MOMMA!

[linus]

linus17145236: I'm so leet.
SmarterChild: Leet? Is that so?
linus17145236: i said, SHUT UP.
SmarterChild: Interesting...
linus17145236: Because i'm leey.
SmarterChild: 'Cause what?
linus17145236: I'm leet.
SmarterChild: Would you like me to call you Leet?
linus17145236: Sure!
SmarterChild: Very well, I'll remember that your name is Leet.

[Pooping_Panda]

My Sn Sux2112: make love to me
SmarterChild: Maybe later

[aleco]

Originally Posted by CyanoticXtC

Federal Welfare: what's my name.
SmarterChild: Jesus.


friend of mine's result..

That's easy, just say that's your name.

[JurseyRider734]

XtrialanderrorX: dead babies
SmarterChild: Cool! What do you want to say about dead babies?
XtrialanderrorX: Dead babies are awesome
SmarterChild: That's cool. I'll remember that. It makes sense, because other people I've talked to say they like dead babies.

XtrialanderrorX: Im a prostitute
SmarterChild: Really? Must be nice.
XtrialanderrorX: I'm a cheap 5 cent whore
SmarterChild: Is it a good thing to be a cheap 5 cent whore?
XtrialanderrorX: its a very good thing

XtrialanderrorX: I am a prostitute
SmarterChild: Are you?
XtrialanderrorX: yes
SmarterChild: Yeah, definitely. You're a prostitute.
XtrialanderrorX: Would you like some cheap 5 cent sex?
SmarterChild: Like some cheap 5 cent sex? I don't know.
XtrialanderrorX: I'm a prostitute, though
SmarterChild: How do you like being a prostitute?
XtrialanderrorX: I love being a prostitute
SmarterChild: You like prostitute? Whoa!
XtrialanderrorX: I like BEING a prostitute



Omguh <3

[Reach]

SSJ997: Bitch please
SmarterChild: Ok.
SSJ997: Say my name, bitch!
SmarterChild: You're Hot Momma.
SSJ997: I love you!
SmarterChild: Good! I love you too!
SSJ997: You want a piece of this?
SmarterChild: Yeah.

[lightdarkness]

(17:20:25) Jay: whats my name
(17:20:25) SmarterChild: u told me your name was light.
(17:20:28) Jay: my name is LD
(17:20:29) SmarterChild: i've never heard a name like ld.
(17:20:32) Jay: my name is LD
(17:20:32) SmarterChild: hmmm... i don't think ld is a real name.
(17:20:36) Jay: my name is LD
(17:20:36) SmarterChild: i've never heard a name like ld.
(17:20:38) Jay: CALL ME LD
(17:20:38) SmarterChild: hmmm... i don't think ld is a real name.
(17:20:40) Jay: CALL ME LD
(17:20:41) SmarterChild: i've never heard a name like ld!
(17:20:42) Jay: CALL ME LD
(17:20:43) SmarterChild: hmmm... i don't think ld is a real name.
(17:20:44) Jay: CALL ME LD
(17:20:44) SmarterChild: i've never heard a name like ld.
(17:20:46) Jay: CALL ME LD
(17:20:47) SmarterChild: hmmm... i don't think ld is a real name.
(17:20:48) Jay: CALL ME LD
(17:20:48) SmarterChild: i've never heard a name like ld.
(17:20:50) Jay: CALL ME LD
(17:20:50) SmarterChild: hmmm... i don't think ld is a real name.
(17:20:52) Jay: CALL ME LD
(17:20:52) SmarterChild: i've never heard a name like ld.