Kirby Vs. Jesus Vs. Godzilla - Page 2

jewpinthethird · 06-15-2004, 07:45 PM

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Originally Posted by kaykyukid

Jesus is all powerful, so therefore he could destroy kirby in a instant as well as Godzilla. Jesus would win, no contest.

If he is so powerful, then why did he let the Romans kick his ass hardcore-like?

ImEric12 · 06-15-2004, 07:48 PM

Kirby totally kicks everyone ass always no matter what. Now get the fuck out of my house.

NeoDarkHeart · 06-15-2004, 07:50 PM

jesus doesnt have powers of ultimate destruction. he's only the SON of god. he has apocolypse, and even that is just him going down to earth and saying "um... yeah, okay... start there, dad. *kaboom*"

Sinjin · 06-15-2004, 08:14 PM

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Originally Posted by jewpinthethird

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Originally Posted by kaykyukid

Jesus is all powerful, so therefore he could destroy kirby in a instant as well as Godzilla. Jesus would win, no contest.

If he is so powerful, then why did he let the Romans kick his ass hardcore-like?

Kung Fu expansion pack hadn't been invented yet.

I'm thinking Kirby and Jesus would form an alliance against Godzilla, and then Kirby would stab Jesus in the back reality show style.

NeoDarkHeart · 06-15-2004, 08:16 PM

yeah. godzilla's definitely the weakest link.

deltro300111 · 06-15-2004, 08:21 PM

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Originally Posted by lightdarkness

Moogy would win

suck up XD

Privateer · 06-15-2004, 08:22 PM

I'm the only Godzilla vote! :OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

**Kilgamayan** · 06-15-2004, 08:42 PM

That should tell you somethin', eh? Get with the winning team.
ie kirby

Treffpunkt · 06-16-2004, 08:45 AM

You're forgetting that Jesus has legions upon legions of angels at his dispense...

And taking away his powers renders him completely... well, powerless. If we're going to do that, then we have to take away both Kirby's powers, and Godzilla's size/giga-breath. Make the playing field level, then we'll see who goes down.

Actually, I'd still say Jesus because Godzilla is played by a 5'2" Asian man, and Kirby is a video game character...

Musical_Master · 06-16-2004, 09:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Treffpunkt

You're forgetting that Jesus has legions upon legions of angels at his dispense...

And taking away his powers renders him completely... well, powerless. If we're going to do that, then we have to take away both Kirby's powers, and Godzilla's size/giga-breath. Make the playing field level, then we'll see who goes down.

Actually, I'd still say Jesus because Godzilla is played by a 5'2" Asian man, and Kirby is a video game character...

Winner.

Omeganitros · 06-16-2004, 09:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Treffpunkt

And taking away his powers renders him completely... well, powerless. If we're going to do that, then we have to take away both Kirby's powers, and Godzilla's size/giga-breath. Make the playing field level, then we'll see who goes down.

We didnt take all his powers, just his invincibility.

**Kilgamayan** · 06-16-2004, 09:24 AM

Well, then, logically he could bring his invincibility right back.

Laser123454321 · 06-16-2004, 10:01 AM

Lets say that given the fact that Jesus is the son of god and that Godzilla is a nuclear lizard as well as
the fact that Kirby can streach to infinite ammounts........

If we were using Kirby Super Star rules then he could swollow jesus and then summon him as an helper then swollow up Godzilla and steal his magma breath and burn a hole in his crotch.

If these were Godzilla movie rules then Kirby would talk with Jesus for about ten minuets then swollow jesus asorbing his Requiem power then summon angels from the heavens to wisk jesus away then as Godzilla showed up so would Rohdan MegaGodzilla and perhaps Godzukie. Then as Kirby had asorbed the powers of Both rodan and megaGodzilla to get roulet and get Cook at the sametime Defeting Godzilla but also curing world hunger.

If we were following Biblical rules well....

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Originally Posted by NeoDarkHeart

"um... yeah, okay... start there, dad. *kaboom*"

**Moogy** · 06-16-2004, 01:39 PM

I will prove how Kirby wins.

Kirby is awesome.

Jesus may or may not be awesome.

Godzilla is definitely not awesome.

As you can see, Kirby is the obvious victor.

IAMTHEEVILBEAN · 06-16-2004, 01:45 PM

Kirby is off da hook

Privateer · 06-16-2004, 01:55 PM

Whoever voted Godzilla is my hero.

evilbutterfly · 06-16-2004, 02:11 PM

Jesus cant sin. beating up on cute video game characters is a sin. therefore, http://kirby.ytmnd.com

IAMTHEEVILBEAN · 06-16-2004, 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by evilbutterfly

Jesus cant sin. beating up on cute video game characters is a sin. therefore, http://kirby.ytmnd.com

Godzilla is a cute video game character also.
STALEMATE.

evilbutterfly · 06-16-2004, 02:22 PM

u are obviously blind. Godzilla isnt cute. hey, how did Godzilla get killed in the movies? i mean, humans could take him out, and Kirby can obviously kill the humans, so wouldnt that mean that Kirby could just watch old Godzilla movies and find his flaws and then exploit them? in Kirby's games, he has no flaws. well, if he has a flaw he can just suck up somebody who has a fix for it. Godzilla cant upgrade, making him inferior

taybirdy · 06-16-2004, 04:40 PM

I agree with Kaykyukid.. It's JESUS for cryin' out loud!
He'd be like "hey, Dad.. Little help?"
and the God'd be like "sure thing" *SMITE*
and then Kirby and Godzilla would be down for the count.

View Poll Results: Who would win?
Kirby	35	67.31%
Jesus	12	23.08%
Godzilla	5	9.62%
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06-15-2004, 07:48 PM	#22
ImEric12 FFR Player Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Next to Hooker Land. :o Posts: 1,952	Kirby totally kicks everyone ass always no matter what. Now get the fuck out of my house. __________________

06-15-2004, 07:50 PM	#23
NeoDarkHeart FFR Player Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: USA Posts: 283	jesus doesnt have powers of ultimate destruction. he's only the SON of god. he has apocolypse, and even that is just him going down to earth and saying "um... yeah, okay... start there, dad. kaboom" __________________ Stats You were my witness, my eyes, my evidence.

06-15-2004, 08:16 PM	#25
NeoDarkHeart FFR Player Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: USA Posts: 283	yeah. godzilla's definitely the weakest link. __________________ Stats You were my witness, my eyes, my evidence.

06-15-2004, 08:22 PM	#27
Privateer FFR Player Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ Posts: 2,962	I'm the only Godzilla vote! :OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO __________________

06-15-2004, 08:42 PM	#28
Kilgamayan Super Scooter Happy Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Location, Location. Age: 41 Posts: 6,583	That should tell you somethin', eh? Get with the winning team. ie kirby __________________ I watched clouds awobbly from the floor o' that kayak. Souls cross ages like clouds cross skies, an' tho' a cloud's shape nor hue nor size don't stay the same, it's still a cloud an' so is a soul. Who can say where the cloud's blowed from or who the soul'll be 'morrow? Only Sonmi the east an' the west an' the compass an' the atlas, yay, only the atlas o' clouds.

06-16-2004, 08:45 AM	#29
Treffpunkt FFR Player Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: N/A Posts: 37	You're forgetting that Jesus has legions upon legions of angels at his dispense... And taking away his powers renders him completely... well, powerless. If we're going to do that, then we have to take away both Kirby's powers, and Godzilla's size/giga-breath. Make the playing field level, then we'll see who goes down. Actually, I'd still say Jesus because Godzilla is played by a 5'2" Asian man, and Kirby is a video game character... __________________ Ignorance is bliss.

06-16-2004, 09:24 AM	#32
Kilgamayan Super Scooter Happy Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Location, Location. Age: 41 Posts: 6,583	Well, then, logically he could bring his invincibility right back. __________________ I watched clouds awobbly from the floor o' that kayak. Souls cross ages like clouds cross skies, an' tho' a cloud's shape nor hue nor size don't stay the same, it's still a cloud an' so is a soul. Who can say where the cloud's blowed from or who the soul'll be 'morrow? Only Sonmi the east an' the west an' the compass an' the atlas, yay, only the atlas o' clouds.

06-16-2004, 01:39 PM	#34
Moogy 嗚呼 Join Date: Aug 2003 Age: 36 Posts: 10,303	I will prove how Kirby wins. Kirby is awesome. Jesus may or may not be awesome. Godzilla is definitely not awesome. As you can see, Kirby is the obvious victor. __________________ Plz visit my blog ^^^ vintage signature from like 2006 preserved

06-16-2004, 01:45 PM	#35
IAMTHEEVILBEAN FFR Player Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Michigan Posts: 3,078	Kirby is off da hook

06-16-2004, 01:55 PM	#36
Privateer FFR Player Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ Posts: 2,962	Whoever voted Godzilla is my hero. __________________

06-16-2004, 02:11 PM	#37
evilbutterfly FFR Player Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Small town, TN Age: 39 Posts: 5,784	Jesus cant sin. beating up on cute video game characters is a sin. therefore, http://kirby.ytmnd.com __________________ So I've gone completely slack-ass and haven't done any work on creating games. =( In less-depressing news, I got a job for an online business (which sells non-electronic games, of all things!) which has taught me a lot about marketing online and all that jazz. So now I'm on Twitter @NoahWright. And I write the blog for their website. Plus I do cool programming in-house that you'll never see. =O

06-16-2004, 02:22 PM	#39
evilbutterfly FFR Player Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Small town, TN Age: 39 Posts: 5,784	u are obviously blind. Godzilla isnt cute. hey, how did Godzilla get killed in the movies? i mean, humans could take him out, and Kirby can obviously kill the humans, so wouldnt that mean that Kirby could just watch old Godzilla movies and find his flaws and then exploit them? in Kirby's games, he has no flaws. well, if he has a flaw he can just suck up somebody who has a fix for it. Godzilla cant upgrade, making him inferior __________________ So I've gone completely slack-ass and haven't done any work on creating games. =( In less-depressing news, I got a job for an online business (which sells non-electronic games, of all things!) which has taught me a lot about marketing online and all that jazz. So now I'm on Twitter @NoahWright. And I write the blog for their website. Plus I do cool programming in-house that you'll never see. =O

06-16-2004, 04:40 PM	#40
taybirdy FFR Player Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 3	I agree with Kaykyukid.. It's JESUS for cryin' out loud! He'd be like "hey, Dad.. Little help?" and the God'd be like "sure thing" SMITE and then Kirby and Godzilla would be down for the count. __________________ C\'mon.. Ask me if I care. I dare ya.

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