Your First Date - Page 2

jewpinthethird · 06-13-2004, 01:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jam930

I honestly don't remember my first date.

Probably because I'm stupid and have cooties.
=/

Oh man, I am sure glad I got my cootie shots this week.

MiraiGurl · 06-13-2004, 01:59 PM

Mine was just hanging out at a school dance. Not much else.

**xObserveRx** · 06-13-2004, 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jam930

I honestly don't remember my first date.

He's killed himself probably. And that's good advertisement, make anyone who dates you feel REAL special..... :P

btw, i'm only joking jamie, no need to get bitter, god knows we argue enough.

IAMTHEEVILBEAN · 06-13-2004, 04:20 PM

You really need to shut up.

Varia · 06-13-2004, 04:27 PM

I just hang out with older girls that aren't interested in teenagers.

They're adults, but not like, you know, ADULTS. College girls actually O:

Arch0wl · 06-13-2004, 04:53 PM

All my friends are older than me except like two or three. I have a lot of friends in their 20s. Anyway.

My first date....

We go to the movies. HER DAD FUCKING COMES WITH US WHAT THE HELL?! Anyway. So we think we can get away with fingering her by using super secret stealth techniques but that didn't work and her dad found out and about a month later she broke up with me topless having her ex boyfriend fondle her breasts beforehand with the both of them drunk and her dad knowing about it the entire time. OH WELL.

NeoDarkHeart · 06-13-2004, 05:11 PM

rofl...

i'm glad i have better luck than you, man.

Laharl · 06-13-2004, 07:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jam930

I honestly don't remember my first date.

Probably because I've been on so many, what with every guy on earth hitting on me.
=/

I saw the hidden message and fixed the quote accordingly.

Privateer · 06-13-2004, 07:23 PM

That made me spit my milk out. That's twice tonight that something I've read on FFR has made me do that.

dark_1203 · 06-13-2004, 07:45 PM

children children children... see u gotta take it from the real man here this is how it all started....

i was hanging out with my friends by the pool you know just talking back an forth about people an all that then this one chick came up and damn was she fine im seriously you guys would all faint if u saw her anyways i was talkin to my friends about her and telling them to check her out and they where all like damn man im going to get with her so i was like alright man whatever do what u want so i just got up and went over to the swings by the pool and sat down next thing i notice that girl was all up on me i was like good lord woman can u get any closer she giggled and all that so we got aquanted with each other...

after the next couple of days every single time i went outside it seemed like she was waiting for me i was like "hmm where you waiting long?" lol well anyways she kept on following me doing things with me an all that so yea i was like hey you wanna go check a movie sometime like say tonight she was all like "with u anytime!" (lol jp) anyways she was like alright ill try so we did after the movie was done we headed to her house and sence her parents dont come home until like what 4am in the morning and she was all like why dont u spend the night.. i was like "yea why not

"

yea see thats how the real man gets a lady... by shear accadent

dark_1203 · 06-13-2004, 07:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jam930

I honestly don't remember my first date.

Probably because I'm stupid and have cooties.
=/

holy crap is that really u in your advitar?!

IAMTHEEVILBEAN · 06-13-2004, 07:54 PM

Hahahahahahaha.

Jam930 · 06-13-2004, 07:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Laharl

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jam930

I honestly don't remember my first date.

Probably because I've been on so many, what with every guy on earth hitting on me.
=/

I saw the hidden message and fixed the quote accordingly.

sigh*

You're retarded.

I'm not like that, I don't even have a boyfriend right now.

dark_1203 · 06-13-2004, 08:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IAMTHEEVILBEAN

Hahahahahahaha.

lol man im serious hey ya can i get your digits hmm jam?

IAMTHEEVILBEAN · 06-13-2004, 08:32 PM

That had to be the funniest thing I have heard in a while.

It sounds like you are a black man searching for a girl to rape/kill.

dark_1203 · 06-13-2004, 08:34 PM

why thanks :P

evilbutterfly · 06-13-2004, 08:58 PM

Quote:

I'm not like that, I don't even have a boyfriend right now

my guess is the cyber request PMs double after they see that...
also, u guys need to quit harassing her. find a dumb n00b to attack instead

anyways, yeah, i cant remember my first date. i dont really go on dates, anyway. usually just hang out at somebody's house or something. and i've only had 2 girlfriends (and only the most recent one was any good) and both were kinda odd in nature. 1st was a friggin drama queen that hated me one day then loved me the next, and she hurt me really bad. 2nd one was and is the best person on this Earth. i love her deeply and always will. it's a shame i hurt her during the course of our relationship and now she hates me. well, she says she does, but i can tell she still loves me too and just doesnt want to admit it. afraid to get hurt again or something. i dunno, it's a sad story, me and her.

Jam930 · 06-13-2004, 09:06 PM

No matter what I say, they twist it and try to use it to attack me -.-.

I would never have a boyfriend online... that's just retarded in my opinion.

qualy · 06-13-2004, 09:09 PM

I've never been on a date and I've never had a girlfriend.

Shyness sucks. =/

**xObserveRx** · 06-13-2004, 09:16 PM

qualy, don't worry, you'll end up with the best looking and smartest girlfriend of all of us.

Quote:

Originally Posted by some dark n00b guy

children children children... see u gotta take it from the real man here this is how it all started....

i was hanging out with my friends by the pool you know just talking back an forth about people an all that then this one chick came up and damn was she fine im seriously you guys would all faint if u saw her anyways i was talkin to my friends about her and telling them to check her out and they where all like damn man im going to get with her so i was like alright man whatever do what u want so i just got up and went over to the swings by the pool and sat down next thing i notice that girl was all up on me i was like good lord woman can u get any closer she giggled and all that so we got aquanted with each other...

after the next couple of days every single time i went outside it seemed like she was waiting for me i was like "hmm where you waiting long?" lol well anyways she kept on following me doing things with me an all that so yea i was like hey you wanna go check a movie sometime like say tonight she was all like "with u anytime!" (lol jp) anyways she was like alright ill try so we did after the movie was done we headed to her house and sence her parents dont come home until like what 4am in the morning and she was all like why dont u spend the night.. i was like "yea why not "

yea see thats how the real man gets a lady... by shear accadent

Yeah, and then you woke up, to never have that happen to you.

06-13-2004, 01:59 PM	#22
MiraiGurl FFR Player Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: In a recording booth for some anime company Posts: 55	Mine was just hanging out at a school dance. Not much else. __________________ Ja matta ne!

06-13-2004, 04:27 PM	#25
Varia FFR Player Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: San Diego, bitches Age: 39 Posts: 1,713	I just hang out with older girls that aren't interested in teenagers. They're adults, but not like, you know, ADULTS. College girls actually O: __________________ GB CHALLENGE IS HOMOSEXUAL ARE YOU HOMOSEXUAL? I THINK SO

06-13-2004, 05:11 PM	#27
NeoDarkHeart FFR Player Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: USA Posts: 283	rofl... i'm glad i have better luck than you, man. __________________ Stats You were my witness, my eyes, my evidence.

06-13-2004, 07:23 PM	#29
Privateer FFR Player Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ Posts: 2,962	That made me spit my milk out. That's twice tonight that something I've read on FFR has made me do that. __________________

06-13-2004, 07:45 PM	#30
dark_1203 FFR Player Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 115	children children children... see u gotta take it from the real man here this is how it all started.... i was hanging out with my friends by the pool you know just talking back an forth about people an all that then this one chick came up and damn was she fine im seriously you guys would all faint if u saw her anyways i was talkin to my friends about her and telling them to check her out and they where all like damn man im going to get with her so i was like alright man whatever do what u want so i just got up and went over to the swings by the pool and sat down next thing i notice that girl was all up on me i was like good lord woman can u get any closer she giggled and all that so we got aquanted with each other... after the next couple of days every single time i went outside it seemed like she was waiting for me i was like "hmm where you waiting long?" lol well anyways she kept on following me doing things with me an all that so yea i was like hey you wanna go check a movie sometime like say tonight she was all like "with u anytime!" (lol jp) anyways she was like alright ill try so we did after the movie was done we headed to her house and sence her parents dont come home until like what 4am in the morning and she was all like why dont u spend the night.. i was like "yea why not " yea see thats how the real man gets a lady... by shear accadent __________________ http://www.neuage.net/x.php?id=286 you know you want to click on this

06-13-2004, 04:20 PM	#24
IAMTHEEVILBEAN FFR Player Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Michigan Posts: 3,078	You really need to shut up.

06-13-2004, 04:53 PM	#26
Arch0wl Banned Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: fb.com/a.macdonald.iv Age: 37 Posts: 6,344	All my friends are older than me except like two or three. I have a lot of friends in their 20s. Anyway. My first date.... We go to the movies. HER DAD FUCKING COMES WITH US WHAT THE HELL?! Anyway. So we think we can get away with fingering her by using super secret stealth techniques but that didn't work and her dad found out and about a month later she broke up with me topless having her ex boyfriend fondle her breasts beforehand with the both of them drunk and her dad knowing about it the entire time. OH WELL.

06-13-2004, 07:54 PM	#32
IAMTHEEVILBEAN FFR Player Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Michigan Posts: 3,078	Hahahahahahaha.

06-13-2004, 08:32 PM	#35
IAMTHEEVILBEAN FFR Player Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Michigan Posts: 3,078	That had to be the funniest thing I have heard in a while. It sounds like you are a black man searching for a girl to rape/kill.

06-13-2004, 08:34 PM	#36
dark_1203 FFR Player Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 115	why thanks :P __________________ http://www.neuage.net/x.php?id=286 you know you want to click on this

06-13-2004, 09:06 PM	#38
Jam930 FFR Player Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 1,069	No matter what I say, they twist it and try to use it to attack me -.-. I would never have a boyfriend online... that's just retarded in my opinion. __________________ -Jamie

06-13-2004, 09:09 PM	#39
qualy FFR Player Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Sierra Vista, Arizona Age: 36 Posts: 864	I've never been on a date and I've never had a girlfriend. Shyness sucks. =/

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