ama thread 9000001

[Pseudo Enigma]

Originally Posted by Netjet!

why is your thread over 9 million

my zero key got stuck Dx

Originally Posted by Zapmeister

You're playing poker with a tiger, a duck, a rabbit, a beaver, and a worm. You're holding 7c 6c and the flop is Qc Kc 6s. The tiger looks around for a bit and casually bets 2.5x minimum. The duck quacks as if slightly annoyed but calls. The rabbit folds. The beaver has just woken up from a nap for some reason and immediately calls without looking at its cards. The worm folds. Do you fold, call, raise, or run screaming?

I stop dreaming.

Can you drink out of a Klein bottle?

wtf is a Klein bottle

What's your ideal room temperature? Answer in Celsius.

20C

As part of a scientific experiment, a friend of yours needs volunteers for a survey which involves the following: you are tied to a large vertical turntable with your back placed exactly on the middle (so you're looking away from the turntable), arms and legs spread out, and it will spin round at 24 rpm for 15 minutes while speakers blare out "You Spin Me Right Round" (Dead or Alive) the whole time. How much money would you need to be paid to consider taking part in this survey?

None, this sounds awesome.

[Pseudo Enigma]

entertain me, peasants

[Hakulyte]

Did you make that siggy yourself? Can I get one?
Are you playing games nowadays? If yes, what are they? Can I join? hehu~

[PaperclipGames]

Originally Posted by Pseudo Enigma

wtf is a Klein bottle

A Klein bottle is a shape that looks like a bottle, and has no distinct inside or outside - better put, there exists no continuous vector orientation. Compare it to a Möbius strip, where the underside of a part of it is actually the same side. Either way, I don't see why it would be impossible, so if I were to answer, it's a yes!

q: do you like board or card games and if so which one(s) would you play with me? :33

[Trogdor!!!!]

let's be honest

how many swags do you have

[Pseudo Enigma]

Originally Posted by Hakulyte

Did you make that siggy yourself? Can I get one?

Yeppers, all done by myself. Do you want the same style as mine? (I have silhouettes for EVERY character.) Msg for details bruddah~

Originally Posted by Hakulyte

Are you playing games nowadays? If yes, what are they? Can I join? hehu~

seeing as I have no internets I am mostly just killing time on Smash Bros Brawl, Mario Kart Wii and Touhou for gaming right now. If/When I get internet I might start some MMOs. I'll keep you posted, :o)

Originally Posted by PaperclipGames

A Klein bottle is a shape that looks like a bottle, and has no distinct inside or outside - better put, there exists no continuous vector orientation. Compare it to a Möbius strip, where the underside of a part of it is actually the same side. Either way, I don't see why it would be impossible, so if I were to answer, it's a yes!

You sonnov... I uh, might have to say no to that one. Is this like the glass half empty?

Originally Posted by PaperclipGames

q: do you like board or card games and if so which one(s) would you play with me? :33

mmm I like chess and poker, but I'll play anything.

Originally Posted by Trogdor!!!!

let's be honest

how many swags do you have

Let's be honest then. -1.

Realistically, I don't think I have many but.. but the girls seem to flock to me somehow. Hard to say!
p.s. nice avatar~

[Snowcrafta]

Nope don't know you

[Pseudo Enigma]

and i don't either, somehow I get the feeling















like I don't care.

[Pseudo Enigma]

Bonus Round! 1000c for each person who asks me a question

[Xx{Midnight}xX]

Which actor would you stick your penis in

[PaperclipGames]

How many credits did you have before you had to pay me 1000 credits, and how many credits do you expect to lose in the next seven days?

[retching oesophagus]

Do we get 1000 credits for each question we ask? If so...


Are you an FFR Veteran?

When did you join?

What age are you?

How many posts do you have?

What is your username?

ps credits pls

[Pseudo Enigma]

Originally Posted by Xx{Midnight}xX

Which actor would you stick your penis in

ugh I can't think of anyone in particular, for america I would probably have to go for Jessica Alba but really no one. Voice actor wise, Aya Hirano still not very god damn sure. I just really don't care.

Originally Posted by PaperclipGames

How many credits did you have before you had to pay me 1000 credits, and how many credits do you expect to lose in the next seven days?

1000 credits, silly~ 1000x1 post above me

Originally Posted by retching oesophagus

Do we get 1000 credits for each question we ask? If so...


Are you an FFR Veteran?

When did you join?

What age are you?

How many posts do you have?

What is your username?

ps credits pls

1k credits per person, not question. Nice try~

FFR Vet = Y
Join Date = 2008, but I have known about FFR since like 2005/2006.
Age = 17, 18 in october
posts = don't care, somewhere in the 3000s tho
username = I go by Pseudo Enigma now, but I have a few alts, and used to go by Emithith

bonus round lasts until the end of the week. Chop Chop~!

[Zapmeister]

Can I have some credits please?

[Pseudo Enigma]

Originally Posted by Zapmeister

Can I have some credits please?

since you said please..

[Pseudo Enigma]

ask




a n y t h i n g

edit: 2d most viewed AMA. You guys are fucking stalkers.

[dAnceguy117]

Originally Posted by Pseudo Enigma

edit: 2d most viewed AMA. You guys are fucking stalkers.

hahahaha.

2 siblings both being active on this site is rare, as far as I know. how often do you guys bring up internet stuff during everyday conversation? how often do you not?

what's your favorite typeface?

if you could go back in time exactly 3 days, what would you tell your past self? assume that you don't have to worry about wrecking the space-time continuum, etc.

[Pseudo Enigma]

Originally Posted by dAnceguy117

2 siblings both being active on this site is rare, as far as I know. how often do you guys bring up internet stuff during everyday conversation? how often do you not?

Believe it or not, I don't think I've ever been asked this question.
Sometimes we laugh about shit that happened on the forums (eg. I fill Mike in on something awesome that one of you guys did, since he doesn't really view them anymore..)
Other than that, we don't talk about FFR in everyday conversation. Sometimes while we're playing vidya games we bring up images and memes that would be hilarious in the situation.
But yeah, we're pretty chill in real life. We like to talk about a lot of things including (but not limited to) the internet.

Originally Posted by dAnceguy117

what's your favorite typeface?

Mmm I love this question. I like using Arial Black when making standard, decoration-specific, fonts.
For legibility, I like using Verdana.
When choosing between a light typeface though, I usually choose GeosansLight (as seen in my sig), or Caviar Dreams.
When using a custom font in a IM I like using Coolvetica or Sansation.
A few notable fonts that I use randomly are Trebuchet MS, Clemente, and Times New Roman.
About the latter, I sometimes substitute Georgia or Platino Linotype when looking for a different serifed font.

Oh and to answer your question, I have a boner for GeosansLight, to be exact.

Originally Posted by dAnceguy117

if you could go back in time exactly 3 days, what would you tell your past self? assume that you don't have to worry about wrecking the space-time continuum, etc.

AAaaghh yeah this question.. I have been slacking since summer break started 4 days ago. I told myself I would get a job, so I need to get to making those resumes. The message would probably be "hey, fucker, get back to work. Remember, you wanted that awesome paycheck? It's not gonna get done if you're playing Animal Crossing and Etrian Odyssey!!!" lol



ask anything guys. You all pushed me into #1 most viewed. I know you have some shit to ask. Even silly questions are fun to answer.

[Pseudo Enigma]

you guys suck
=V

[Zapmeister]

fine, even though i've already asked, have some more questions

You wake up (from your experiences with playing poker with a tiger, a duck, a rabbit, a beaver, and a worm, obviously) and find that you're duct taped to the ceiling of an indoor swimming pool that you know well, and you're right above the diving pit. The pool is filled, but otherwise completely empty. Do you try to get down without someone else's help if the ceiling is 5 metres above the pool surface? what about 6? 8? 10?

What is your estimate of the % of people in the world who would be able to tell apart butter and "I can't believe it's not butter" just by taste?

Why did the chicken cross the road?

What is the biggest prank you've ever played on anyone?