I got a letter for theatre. Damn if you didn't have to have physical prowess, lung capacity, diction and talent if you wanted to make it anywhere in the department.
A hard earned letter, too. You only got it if you did a certain number of shows, learned how to run the lighting board, help build and deconstruct 2 sets... A lot of prerequistes.
Not a sport, but... Damn near close.
Elipses...
Mal
I've never acted, but I've done spotlight, pinrail, lights, sound (my current "occupation"), floor, etc. etc. for like... 15 or 20 shows by now. I've done strike and shop for most of them, as well. This isn't through my school or anything, it's at a local theatre, and I don't get paid. I've done every show the entire year of 2005. I have some insanely awesome stories I could tell about that place.
In other words: Haha noob.
I act and do makeup.
Haha noob.
Originally posted by Arch0wl
I'd better be considering I own roughly six textbooks on logic and have taken courses involving its extensive use
Originally posted by Afrobean
Originally Posted by JurseyRider734
the fact that you're resorting to threatening physical violence says a lot anyway.
Just that you're a piece of shit who can't see reason and instead deserves a fucking beating.
At the college I used to go to, one of the techies hit Miss America '94 on the head with a fly rail before she became Miss America. Apparently she was terrible at following stage directions.
I really hope to be in the Spring play 'The King and I'.
But i did tech in the Fall play 'Lend Me a Tenor'.
בקצה השמיים, ובסוף המדבר, יש מקום רחוק מלא פרחי בר
מקום קטן, עלוב ומשוגע, מקום רחוק מקום לדאגה
יש אומרים שם שמשיקרה וחושבים אל כל מה שקרה
אלוהים שם יושב ורואה ושומר אל כל משברא
אסור לקטוף את פרחי הגן
אסור לקטוף את פרחי הגן
ודואג ודואג נורא
Acting is for losers. The tech people are really running the show. And we never get any recognition. You guys would be nothing without us, trust me.
All we need is a big bit of raised ground to work on. You techies are secondary.
Besides, if you want to do tech stuff, you don't do it for plays. That's for losers who didn't make the audition. Real tech people go into live production - that's where the action is. I can now be switcher, floor manager, video director, director-director, audio, cameraman, graphics, and VCR operator as competently as anyone who does your typical morning show.
I am the butter man at my local theater. Basically, it is my job to ask the actors while they are off stage "would you like some butter?" For some reason actors find this question really unsettling. It takes away from the stress. However, I dont really actually carry any butter with me, so if by chance an actor really does want butter, I am in trouble. Thankfully, "man, I really wish I had a stick of butter" isnt a thought that usually runs through actors' minds inbetween scene breaks.
I was being sarcastic, you know. Actors and crew are equally important to producing a good show. Unless it's one of those ultra arty one man shows that just have a stage things. Those things are usually lame anyway.
Tech people on Broadway get paid ridiculous amounts of money for the profession, but I doubt any of the people on this site will ever make it onto Broadway, heh.
I don't plan on doing this anyway. I'd much rather become a movie director or some such.
I was being sarcastic, you know. Actors and crew are equally important to producing a good show. Unless it's one of those ultra arty one man shows that just have a stage things. Those things are usually lame anyway.
Tech people on Broadway get paid ridiculous amounts of money for the profession, but I doubt any of the people on this site will ever make it onto Broadway, heh.
I don't plan on doing this anyway. I'd much rather become a movie director or some such.
It's kind of hard to tell when you're being sarcastic towards me when you always proclaim how much you hate me, rofl.
Anyways, I agree crews are important. Stage crew, lighting, house, makeup, etc...but they wouldn't be there if there wasn't any acting going on...if you know what i'm saying. The people on tech crews who actually know how to do things and aren't just there because they didn't make it in the auditions rock, though.
Originally posted by Arch0wl
I'd better be considering I own roughly six textbooks on logic and have taken courses involving its extensive use
Originally posted by Afrobean
Originally Posted by JurseyRider734
the fact that you're resorting to threatening physical violence says a lot anyway.
Just that you're a piece of shit who can't see reason and instead deserves a fucking beating.
Tech people on Broadway get paid ridiculous amounts of money for the profession, but I doubt any of the people on this site will ever make it onto Broadway, heh.
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