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Shower Poetry
This idea came to me in the shower. It was better as thoughts in my head, but for about twenty minutes of thinking, it's decent.
Post your own low-effort/speed poems or something. Jack had a chronic case of coughing/ he just couldn't handle pepper/ His little brother chedder fared no better/ He would stumble/ Their sister they called feta/ under pressure she would crumble/ But they all lived together/ in the cottage of their uncle/ An older man whose face/ they liked to say that it was curdled/ He loved them all the same/ and through the years there they were nurtured No matter how you shred or melt/ or slice or cut the cheese/ This cottage was the home/ To one big cheesy family. Thanks. -o24
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11-4-2016, 07:29 AM | #2 |
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Here's my shower poetry
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11-4-2016, 09:57 AM | #3 |
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I'd give a penny for your thoughts
If I thought that there was something Anything at any time but now Come to think of it there's one thing The thought that you could have a thought Is worth a penny not just nothing So take the penny and know that Your thoughts have value Even though it's just a penny It's still something
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11-4-2016, 11:01 AM | #4 |
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i really like your poem, andy
it was both interesting and touching to me
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11-4-2016, 04:35 PM | #5 | |
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Let me hit you with some rhymes about cheese, Like oh em gee really dude please, My words flow like milk out a cows udder, Pastuerize and mesmerize, Make ya shimmy and shudder, Move to the right and left like ya have a rutter, Churn it 'til ya turn to butter, Cut 'em up into pieces and put 'em on biscuits, Limburger smellin funny but i think i'll risk it, Grill 'em and put 'em on a sandwich, This rap's going to be long i hope ya have the bandwidth, Ima stack all the little pieces up on a tray next to some cocktail shrimp, Pluck out one of the toothpicks and stick it in my grill like a dairy pimp, If this was a competition these udder cheesewhiz be in the dumpster lookin for muenster, Cuz they lactose intolerant my flow is sharp i hope ya can follow it, Cost no pesos to rap about queso but if you all about cheddar just say so Wear a funny hat like wisconsin green bay, Dont worry about where the money at its all about curds and whey. Now let me ask you a question. What do cows drink? Click spoiler for answer.
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Very nice. I can relate to this one.
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Bars. Thanks, DRG. Glad you enjoyed it. I'm a little surprised no one called me out for the "cut the cheese" line. Coyly slid that one in there. I'll post some more if they come to me. -o24
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11-6-2016, 11:38 AM | #7 |
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03-10-2017, 12:59 AM | #8 |
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//ASIDE// *clicked thread when saw it in message*
Dude. I read this back when it was newer and thought it was baller. That was YOU. IT WAS YOU! I've actually almost posted in this thread a couple of times. Now my showers drip red water. It's a bit disturbing. Next time.
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03-10-2017, 01:08 AM | #9 |
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what if i said for every loaf or bread you opened with a razor blade made you money
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03-10-2017, 01:26 AM | #10 |
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I would simply say..."if sections of my flesh were replenishing loaves of bread, I'd be a rich girl."
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03-10-2017, 09:12 AM | #11 |
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10-8-2017, 01:41 PM | #12 |
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The poem in the OP is very funny to me, thank you for sharing.
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10-9-2017, 08:13 AM | #13 |
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I thought the title of the thread was "Shower Party" and I was like "Oh man I GOTTA get in on that." Enjoyed your poem btw. Thanks for the read.
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12-6-2020, 11:04 AM | #14 |
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Wow! So talented! great!
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Lmao. Thought this was my dumb thread.
-o24
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I admire you guys. I don't know how to write poetry so beautifully.
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