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  • Nyokou
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    • Apr 2005
    • 4247

    #16
    Re: Need advice? I'll give it to you in a sentence v4

    I'm in love with my best friend. How do I stop? ¯\(°_o)/¯
    Snapchat: icequeenilse

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    • Funnygurl555
      T-Force's Rival
      • Dec 2010
      • 1865

      #17
      Re: Need advice? I'll give it to you in a sentence v4

      help i've fallen and i can't get up !!!!

      wat do
      Originally posted by MixMasterLar
      is funny eaman?
      Can you like not use those stupid names right now? Took me long enough to get these screen names straight in my head
      Originally posted by the sun fan
      GET DUNKED FUNNY
      (eaman is her name irl, friend)

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      • ilikexd
        FFR Simfile Author
        • Apr 2006
        • 3209

        #18
        Re: Need advice? I'll give it to you in a sentence v4

        if getting a dog for the first time when do guard dog and how many hours do they?

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        • JurseyRider734
          lil j the bad b-word
          • Aug 2003
          • 7506

          #19
          Re: Need advice? I'll give it to you in a sentence v4

          how do i force someone to remove another persons tgb keycard
          Originally posted by Arch0wl
          I'd better be considering I own roughly six textbooks on logic and have taken courses involving its extensive use

          Originally posted by Afrobean
          Originally Posted by JurseyRider734
          the fact that you're resorting to threatening physical violence says a lot anyway.
          Just that you're a piece of shit who can't see reason and instead deserves a fucking beating.

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          • DefTeaMachine
            beatboxing ninja hobo
            FFR Simfile Author
            FFR Music Producer
            • Jan 2011
            • 384

            #20
            Re: Need advice? I'll give it to you in a sentence v4

            Originally posted by Litodude
            Shaving isn't dangerous, pussy.
            whats the best way to shave a ballsack without nicking up my ballsack.
            Sweat loves to flock down there and fuck those little cuts sting like a mad black woman
            The most judgement free sequel of a sequel to ever be released in the future of the past's future:

            SEND YOUR REJECTED FILES HERE


            Play my (discontinued) game

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            • dAnceguy117
              new hand moves = dab
              FFR Simfile Author
              • Dec 2002
              • 10097

              #21
              Re: Need advice? I'll give it to you in a sentence v4

              House someday or apartments forever? What do

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              • One Winged Angel
                Anime Avatars ( ◜◡^)っ✂╰⋃╯
                FFR Simfile Author
                • Mar 2007
                • 10837

                #22
                Re: Need advice? I'll give it to you in a sentence v4

                I forgot to check if there was any toilet paper before I sat down and no one is home. And it's been a messy one.


                Originally posted by ilikexd
                i want to be cucked by cirno

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                • Coolboyrulez0
                  VICES
                  FFR Simfile Author
                  FFR Music Producer
                  • Aug 2006
                  • 10042

                  #23
                  Re: Need advice? I'll give it to you in a sentence v4

                  Any good new albums out?
                  https://soundcloud.com/cbrbreakcore
                  https://cbrrecords.bandcamp.com/

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                  • PaperclipGames
                    Mrow~
                    • May 2008
                    • 648

                    #24
                    Re: Need advice? I'll give it to you in a sentence v4

                    @ballsack shaving: shave upward. I doubt an electric shaver would do the job well, though. It's not hard. In fact, it's probably one of the easiest places to shave.

                    How do I transform the enormous influx of awesome ideas in my head into something that actually resembles this awesomeness?
                    Last edited by PaperclipGames; 08-30-2014, 12:08 PM.
                    948 AAAs | 1461 FCs | 549 TPs | 7 FMO AAAs
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                    • Zapmeister
                      FFR Player
                      • Sep 2012
                      • 466

                      #25
                      Re: Need advice? I'll give it to you in a sentence v4

                      bitcoins. should i buy some more? or sell? or hold?

                      ever since i was self aware and learnt to count (i think i had like just turned 2) up until i was like 12, i would take a shit every 3 days or so. since i was 12, i would take a shit every 4 days. i know this is well below the average frequency of taking a shit. however, this has never been a problem or affected my health in any other way. should i still be concerned?

                      how do i get the 16384 tile on 2048? i've had 8192+4096+2048 twice but then the game starts hating me and being unreasonably annoying.

                      what's the point of life if we're all going to die anyway?

                      how do i teach a cat to play the piano well?

                      i'm considering making money by sending helium balloons in the post to new zealand. the idea behind this is that i can argue at the post office that i should be charged a negative amount of postage because the postal aircraft would in fact be lighter with my balloons in it than without. with enough time and practice, i think i can make this skill profitable enough so that it becomes a full-time job. how would i make this work realistically?

                      where can i find cheap bulk printing services? (this is for leaflets for a club at my university)

                      Theorem: If you have a large enough number of monkeys, and a large enough number of computer keyboards, one of them will sight-read AAA death piano on stealth. And the ffr community will forever worship it. Proof Example

                      ask me anything here

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                      final position: 4th

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                      • JurseyRider734
                        lil j the bad b-word
                        • Aug 2003
                        • 7506

                        #26
                        Re: Need advice? I'll give it to you in a sentence v4

                        why arent you giving us advice
                        Originally posted by Arch0wl
                        I'd better be considering I own roughly six textbooks on logic and have taken courses involving its extensive use

                        Originally posted by Afrobean
                        Originally Posted by JurseyRider734
                        the fact that you're resorting to threatening physical violence says a lot anyway.
                        Just that you're a piece of shit who can't see reason and instead deserves a fucking beating.

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                        • Litodude
                          FFR Player
                          • Feb 2006
                          • 4548

                          #27
                          Re: Need advice? I'll give it to you in a sentence v4

                          a mortar blew up near thing-that-gives-us-internet so it's been kind of slow plz bare w me as i realign satellites
                          Originally posted by t-rogdor
                          i finally got a weed hookup again and i texted the dude asking where to meet him tomorrow and the dude just said "out west"

                          dude
                          out west?
                          the fuck kinda location is west?
                          am i buying weed off a gotdamn pirate


                          Originally posted by lurker
                          remind everyone that i am an outed racist neo-nazi who no one in their right mind should ever interact with in any way whatsoever

                          http://imgur.com/a/Ww9g3

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                          • popsicle_3000
                            Legendary Noob
                            FFR Simfile Author
                            • Sep 2005
                            • 4642

                            #28
                            Re: Need advice? I'll give it to you in a sentence v4

                            Originally posted by Zapmeister
                            should i still be concerned?
                            no

                            Originally posted by One Winged Angel
                            39,000 popsicles pro bg blue note arrow slayer whoa damn..
                            Originally posted by Xx{Midnight}xX
                            one way to stream them all
                            Originally posted by Xiz
                            Right after sex, it skillboosted me by +10 levels from like a 35-45 about. (Which then 15 min's later I got really tired and couldn't play anymore)

                            But then my lady friend got pissed off I was playing FFR instead of playing her. Then for the rest of the night she played the 'Only want me for my body' card and I didn't get to sleep with blankets that night.
                            Originally posted by thesunfan
                            replacing ifitypedhisnameaslargeashisnamesuggests,iwouldgetbanned with theelongatedaustrocanadian3000 (pop).
                            Originally posted by reuben_tate
                            Title: Popsicle Three

                            Thousand the farthest
                            He's gone in an official
                            Whoop hip hip hooray!
                            Originally posted by U.N. Owen
                            kjwkjw: "oh my god, Tosh. Post that in the thread."

                            @popsicle_3000:
                            Danger incoming
                            The popsicles are melting
                            Three thousand of them
                            Originally posted by Wayward Vagabond
                            you got to ease the topic into some conversation and let it go from there

                            dynam0: man friend that was an intense sm session right?
                            friend: haha yeah you really nailed those patterns
                            dynam0: yeah man kind of like how gay dudes nail other gay dudes in the ass!
                            friend: hey bro can i tell you something
                            dynam0 yeah man whats up?
                            friend: hypothetically speaking would you care if i was bisexual or maybe even gay?
                            dynam0: bro we shower together after sm sessions all the time and i'll still shower with you even if you are gay or w/e thats your thing just dont try to ram my ass HAHAHA
                            friend: thanks man
                            dynam0: no problem man
                            Originally posted by One Winged Angel
                            pop takin' time out of playing irl Trauma Center to check in on his fiffer buds (mm)
                            Originally posted by Xiz
                            Well, Popsicle won every award this year so it was canceled.

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                            • Litodude
                              FFR Player
                              • Feb 2006
                              • 4548

                              #29
                              Re: Need advice? I'll give it to you in a sentence v4

                              Originally posted by popsicle_3000
                              a patient comes in with new onset AF, do you cardiovert or give amiodorone?
                              Read your training manual for the specific symptom.
                              Originally posted by t-rogdor
                              i finally got a weed hookup again and i texted the dude asking where to meet him tomorrow and the dude just said "out west"

                              dude
                              out west?
                              the fuck kinda location is west?
                              am i buying weed off a gotdamn pirate


                              Originally posted by lurker
                              remind everyone that i am an outed racist neo-nazi who no one in their right mind should ever interact with in any way whatsoever

                              http://imgur.com/a/Ww9g3

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                              • Litodude
                                FFR Player
                                • Feb 2006
                                • 4548

                                #30
                                Re: Need advice? I'll give it to you in a sentence v4

                                Originally posted by kommisar
                                I'm given the choice between moving out to calgary with my girlfriend so she can find a job in her field (there are LITERALLY 0 JOBS HERE for graphic design) and having the -opportunity- to find a job that's double my salary there, or stay here with my comfy union job that I can retire with in the cheapest housing market/living expenses in the country, but having a girlfriend considering leaving me to leave out west anyways. But this is a job that I have accumulated seniority and vacation time over the years and that I absolutely love.


                                what do
                                fb;gm: always have a backup plan

                                Originally posted by dAnceguy117
                                House someday or apartments forever? What do
                                Depends on your situation, I plan to buy a house ASAP

                                Originally posted by JurseyRider734
                                how do i force someone to remove another persons tgb keycard
                                I made a thread in bug problems to have a2p get more power :s

                                Originally posted by PaperclipGames
                                How do I transform the enormous influx of awesome ideas in my head into something that actually resembles this awesomeness?
                                Start by writing it down and expand from there.
                                Originally posted by t-rogdor
                                i finally got a weed hookup again and i texted the dude asking where to meet him tomorrow and the dude just said "out west"

                                dude
                                out west?
                                the fuck kinda location is west?
                                am i buying weed off a gotdamn pirate


                                Originally posted by lurker
                                remind everyone that i am an outed racist neo-nazi who no one in their right mind should ever interact with in any way whatsoever

                                http://imgur.com/a/Ww9g3

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