Re: Need advice? I'll give it to you in a sentence v4
Originally posted by Litodude
Shaving isn't dangerous, pussy.
whats the best way to shave a ballsack without nicking up my ballsack.
Sweat loves to flock down there and fuck those little cuts sting like a mad black woman
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Re: Need advice? I'll give it to you in a sentence v4
@ballsack shaving: shave upward. I doubt an electric shaver would do the job well, though. It's not hard. In fact, it's probably one of the easiest places to shave.
How do I transform the enormous influx of awesome ideas in my head into something that actually resembles this awesomeness?
Re: Need advice? I'll give it to you in a sentence v4
bitcoins. should i buy some more? or sell? or hold?
ever since i was self aware and learnt to count (i think i had like just turned 2) up until i was like 12, i would take a shit every 3 days or so. since i was 12, i would take a shit every 4 days. i know this is well below the average frequency of taking a shit. however, this has never been a problem or affected my health in any other way. should i still be concerned?
how do i get the 16384 tile on 2048? i've had 8192+4096+2048 twice but then the game starts hating me and being unreasonably annoying.
what's the point of life if we're all going to die anyway?
how do i teach a cat to play the piano well?
i'm considering making money by sending helium balloons in the post to new zealand. the idea behind this is that i can argue at the post office that i should be charged a negative amount of postage because the postal aircraft would in fact be lighter with my balloons in it than without. with enough time and practice, i think i can make this skill profitable enough so that it becomes a full-time job. how would i make this work realistically?
where can i find cheap bulk printing services? (this is for leaflets for a club at my university)
Theorem: If you have a large enough number of monkeys, and a large enough number of computer keyboards, one of them will sight-read AAA death piano on stealth. And the ffr community will forever worship it. ProofExample
Re: Need advice? I'll give it to you in a sentence v4
Originally posted by Zapmeister
should i still be concerned?
no
Originally posted by One Winged Angel
39,000 popsicles pro bg blue note arrow slayer whoa damn..
Originally posted by Xx{Midnight}xX
one way to stream them all
Originally posted by Xiz
Right after sex, it skillboosted me by +10 levels from like a 35-45 about. (Which then 15 min's later I got really tired and couldn't play anymore)
But then my lady friend got pissed off I was playing FFR instead of playing her. Then for the rest of the night she played the 'Only want me for my body' card and I didn't get to sleep with blankets that night.
Originally posted by thesunfan
replacing ifitypedhisnameaslargeashisnamesuggests,iwouldgetbanned with theelongatedaustrocanadian3000 (pop).
Originally posted by reuben_tate
Title: Popsicle Three
Thousand the farthest
He's gone in an official
Whoop hip hip hooray!
Originally posted by U.N. Owen
kjwkjw: "oh my god, Tosh. Post that in the thread."
@popsicle_3000:
Danger incoming
The popsicles are melting
Three thousand of them
Originally posted by Wayward Vagabond
you got to ease the topic into some conversation and let it go from there
dynam0: man friend that was an intense sm session right?
friend: haha yeah you really nailed those patterns
dynam0: yeah man kind of like how gay dudes nail other gay dudes in the ass!
friend: hey bro can i tell you something
dynam0 yeah man whats up?
friend: hypothetically speaking would you care if i was bisexual or maybe even gay?
dynam0: bro we shower together after sm sessions all the time and i'll still shower with you even if you are gay or w/e thats your thing just dont try to ram my ass HAHAHA
friend: thanks man
dynam0: no problem man
Originally posted by One Winged Angel
pop takin' time out of playing irl Trauma Center to check in on his fiffer buds (mm)
Originally posted by Xiz
Well, Popsicle won every award this year so it was canceled.
Re: Need advice? I'll give it to you in a sentence v4
Originally posted by kommisar
I'm given the choice between moving out to calgary with my girlfriend so she can find a job in her field (there are LITERALLY 0 JOBS HERE for graphic design) and having the -opportunity- to find a job that's double my salary there, or stay here with my comfy union job that I can retire with in the cheapest housing market/living expenses in the country, but having a girlfriend considering leaving me to leave out west anyways. But this is a job that I have accumulated seniority and vacation time over the years and that I absolutely love.
what do
fb;gm: always have a backup plan
Originally posted by dAnceguy117
House someday or apartments forever? What do
Depends on your situation, I plan to buy a house ASAP
Originally posted by JurseyRider734
how do i force someone to remove another persons tgb keycard
I made a thread in bug problems to have a2p get more power :s
Originally posted by PaperclipGames
How do I transform the enormous influx of awesome ideas in my head into something that actually resembles this awesomeness?
Start by writing it down and expand from there.
Originally posted by t-rogdor
i finally got a weed hookup again and i texted the dude asking where to meet him tomorrow and the dude just said "out west"
dude
out west?
the fuck kinda location is west?
am i buying weed off a gotdamn pirate
Originally posted by lurker
remind everyone that i am an outed racist neo-nazi who no one in their right mind should ever interact with in any way whatsoever
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