How can I grow a beard?

[jchinzilla]

Yes, I'm serious.

Despite being extremely baby-faced for the past year and a half, I'm still the smoothest of my male friends (the vast majority of them are at least iPatcH)

I've actually looked into this onlines because I'd love to be at least stubble-status, but I've been skeptical of the things I've been reading. Apparently books have been written on diets you should follow and massages that should be done at least 30 minutes a day that will ensure facial growth, but that's usually as much as it'll let me read without outright buying the book so **** that.

I'm inclined to believe there's probably nothing I can do since I'm already 20 years old and I'm pretty sure I'm done growing, but I figured I'd make this thread anyways just in case someone can ~*~SaVE mE~*~

in b4 no ur fkn retarded LOL etc.

[OneHandNow]

Re: How can I grow a beard?

Shave shave shave

[who_cares973]

Re: How can I grow a beard?

i dont think you'd look very good.

[tastelikepeaches]

Re: How can I grow a beard?

become athiest...you will have a nice beard... in 2 week

*warning*

can also lead to baldhead

[rushyrulz]

Re: How can I grow a beard?

Are you part Native American? (It's impossible biologically for a Native American to grow a beard.)

[All_That_Chaz]

Re: How can I grow a beard?

I definitely grow a thicker beard faster now than when I was 20. So maybe more time would do you good.

I suppose it makes sense that specific diets would promote hair growth, so you can always try that out. But I wouldn't expect fantastic results.

EDIT: Oh, you're making light of... yeah, nevermind. Silly trolls.

[freekilltwo]

Re: How can I grow a beard?

the more often you shave the faster it grows, when i left for military school my sophmore year i only had to shave like once every few days, by the time i left that **** hole 6 months later it was every day because the littlest patch unshaved would get me in trouble, so i had to shave every day even tho i wouldnt have had to anywhere else, shave every day for a few months and that should help

[rushyrulz]

Re: How can I grow a beard?

the more often you shave the faster it grows, when i left for military school my sophmore year i only had to shave like once every few days, by the time i left that **** hole 6 months later it was every day because the littlest patch unshaved would get me in trouble, so i had to shave every day even tho i wouldnt have had to anywhere else, shave every day for a few months and that should help

You sure you just didn't mature a lot in that 6 month period?

[Xx{Midnight}xX]

Re: How can I grow a beard?

Or he forgot the fact that they're picky.

[~Eli~]

Re: How can I grow a beard?

Irritation causes it to grow faster, so just start shaving more to accelerate growth.

[Litodude]

Re: How can I grow a beard?

ur azn u cant gro hair LOL

[LoneW0lf]

Re: How can I grow a beard?

@people suggesting actually stuff.

[HoneyMelonCalibrator]

Re: How can I grow a beard?

Yes, I'm serious.

Despite being ~5'11" for the past year and a half, I'm still the shortest of my male friends (the vast majority of them are at least 6'2")

I've actually looked into this online because I'd love to be at least 6', but I've been skeptical of the things I've been reading. Apparently books have been written on diets you should follow and stretches that should be done at least 30 minutes a day that will ensure vertical growth, but that's usually as much as it'll let me read without outright buying the book so fuck that.

I'm inclined to believe there's probably nothing I can do since I'm already 20 years old and I'm pretty sure I'm done growing, but I figured I'd make this thread anyways just in case someone can ~*~SaVE mE~*~

in b4 no ur fkn retarded LOL etc.

/thread

[MrGiggles]

Re: How can I grow a beard?

the vast majority of them are at least iPatcH

I hear that requires years and years of training in a monastery

[wargasm1]

Re: How can I grow a beard?

ive had a beard for 10 years now and theres no secret to it, just let it grow :P