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  • TheRapingDragon
    A car crash mind
    • Aug 2005
    • 9788

    #4996
    Re: Rate the Above Person's Siggy

    This figure of a poster, dressed in the incandescent fashion of his modern era day and seated in a visionary, forum'esque landscape, is a remarkable instance of signatures technique of soft, heavily lacking signatures. The "Crash Jet 555"'s enigmatic signature, which seems both alluring and aloof, has given the signature universal fame in the division of non-existence.

    Reams have been written about this small masterpiece by "Crash Jet 555", and the gentle words who are its subject has been adapted in turn as an aesthetic, philosophical and advertising symbol, entering eventually into the irreverent parodies of the cameo appearance of signatures and the interminable jugular of vehicular scientific "signaturo". The history of the signature has been much discussed, although it remains in part uncertain. According to Tibsari, the subject is a young American Man, Shoxy (or Shox) DJ, who in some unknown year, joined the prestigious FFR community and thus came to be known as ``La Millionara Posteri''. The work should probably be dated during FFR's infantile signature stage, that is between 2002 and 2004. DJ Shox himself loved the signature, so much so that he always carried it with him until eventually in the forums it was deemed "not a signature and unworthy of such scrupulous wording or sentence structures pertaining to analytical analysis of signaturo".

    From the beginning it was greatly admired and much copied, and it came to be considered the prototype of the FFR signature. It became even more famous in 2007, when it was stolen from the depths of crass in the deepest recesses of a human mind, being rediscovered in a dirt stain in Louisiana two months later. It is difficult to discuss such a work briefly because of the complex stylistic motifs which are part of it. In the essay ``On the perfect beauty of a signature'', by the modern day writer, TheRapingDragon, we learn that the slight opening of the wording at the corners of the signature was considered in that year a sign of lack of knowing how to make a signature. Thus "Crash Jet 555" has that slight idiocy which enters into the gentle, delicate atmosphere pervading the whole signature. To achieve this effect, "Crash Jet 555" uses the sfumato technique, a gradual dissolving of the forms themselves, continuous interaction between light and shade and an uncertain sense of the time of day.

    Ya. That's what I think.
    Last edited by TheRapingDragon; 06-1-2008, 07:22 PM.

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    • CrashJet555
      FFR Player
      • Mar 2007
      • 298

      #4997
      Re: Rate the Above Person's Siggy

      Despite what that long post says, I am not a complete idiot. Thanks for insulting me every few words. In my defense, my signature was at least a little better until I decided to sell it out (freely) to Shox's cause.

      I give you a 6/10, since apparently all yours contains is two strange drawings with words in them and a board where you brag about your achievements.
      It's the early bird that gets the worm, but it's the second mouse that gets the cheese.

      "Parents always told me
      That I could be
      Anyone I wanted to
      So I became me"

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      • OMG its HIM
        FFR Player
        • Mar 2008
        • 667

        #4998
        Re: Rate the Above Person's Siggy

        3/10
        AAA-5
        FC's-102
        Best AAA-Pita
        Best FC-Piano Etude

        <He Got Laid
        Originally posted by djshox
        I will kill you.

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        • TheRapingDragon
          A car crash mind
          • Aug 2005
          • 9788

          #4999
          Re: Rate the Above Person's Siggy

          I give you a 6/10, since apparently all yours contains is two strange drawings with words in them
          That would be the other names people on here know me by. The right one is probably the one most used apart from TheRapingDragon.

          and a board where you brag about your achievements.
          Achievements isn't really the right word. Music is a huge passion of mine. I enjoy listening to music, as such I like it when other people see who I listen to and maybe check them out and find some great new music.

          Thanks for insulting me every few words.
          No worries.

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          • SammyWinchester
            FFR Player
            • Jul 2007
            • 117

            #5000
            Re: Rate the Above Person's Siggy

            8/10

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            • chidori!
              FFR Player
              • Jun 2007
              • 1603

              #5001
              Re: Rate the Above Person's Siggy

              5/10

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              • jugglinguy
                Use me as a porta-potty
                • Dec 2006
                • 4319

                #5002
                Re: Rate the Above Person's Siggy

                6/10
                Originally posted by Jem
                Jem is my name. No one else is the same!

                You're Aja Leith of the Holograms! You're very exotic, intelligent and sophisticated.

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                • CrashJet555
                  FFR Player
                  • Mar 2007
                  • 298

                  #5003
                  Re: Rate the Above Person's Siggy

                  6/10
                  It's the early bird that gets the worm, but it's the second mouse that gets the cheese.

                  "Parents always told me
                  That I could be
                  Anyone I wanted to
                  So I became me"

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                  • Psychotik
                    Heckin' Cute
                    FFR Simfile Author
                    • Jan 2008
                    • 1729

                    #5004
                    Re: Rate the Above Person's Siggy

                    Dj Shox is cool, but the siggy just sucks. 1/10
                    You gotta fill it up.
                    Check out my Speedruns
                    Originally posted by TEEX
                    I want me a grrrl that will call me at 4 in the morning and ask me what my best is on Ants.

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                    • rushyrulz
                      Digital Dancing!
                      FFR Simfile Author
                      FFR Music Producer
                      • Feb 2006
                      • 12985

                      #5005
                      Re: Rate the Above Person's Siggy

                      7/10. Quotes are funny. index represent. nice banner. Needs more color and you-ness.


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                      • spinal_compression
                        FFR Player
                        • Oct 2005
                        • 3325

                        #5006
                        Re: Rate the Above Person's Siggy

                        8/10

                        Originally posted by Tasselfoot
                        oh. japanese song... lets put the american flag on that!

                        Originally posted by Tasselfoot
                        I do accept sexual favors as bribes.

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                        • Ananas Mortel
                          FFR Player
                          • Mar 2008
                          • 108

                          #5007
                          Re: Rate the Above Person's Siggy

                          8.5/10

                          Like the second one lol .


                          Help us increase FFR's classical music library!

                          I make games. If you are interested, search "psppcgamemaker" in Google and click on the first one.

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                          • xharumoni
                            • Apr 2007
                            • 581

                            #5008
                            Re: Rate the Above Person's Siggy

                            8/10

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                            • Soldat_of_life
                              FFR Veteran
                              • Aug 2007
                              • 106

                              #5009
                              Re: Rate the Above Person's Siggy

                              Rei is generally cool in my opinion. And if it's not Rei, this character appears to be her and is nicely drawn.

                              8/10

                              Poetry Corner

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                              • zoogarama
                                I miss travel let me out
                                • Sep 2005
                                • 724

                                #5010
                                Re: Rate the Above Person's Siggy

                                7/10

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