TWG CLX If Emblem was a bad employee Game Thread

[ShadoWolfe]

Re: TWG CLX If Emblem was a bad employee Game Thread

Guys, I know Marth isn't on the list, but I'm supposed to be a secret character. Like in Smash Bros.

Uh huh. Game's called "If Emblem was a bad employee", not "When frat bros see a cute girl"

...
also not called "If Emblem joined a gay fraternity"

like how you could unlock sonic in melee right

lol I trolled so many middle schoolers with this. I even wrote down the longest fake cheat code ever for a friend who was like frothing at the mouth for Sonic.

Wait there was a character named Largo?

I feel ripped

Uh huh. Don't act like you didn't roll him.
He's pretty much you though, see?

Mandatory first post of the game

and last, apparently. Where you at, bruh? Oh yeah, you're allergic to D0

MML sits alone at arbys
The flesh tastes of dust to him
The void beckons
The lights go off
The slaves go home
And yet MML sits

Alone

I love you for this, Xel. <3

[XelNya]

Re: TWG CLX If Emblem was a bad employee Game Thread

Also happy election day in the americas

Welcome to 2016, where the results, like everything else, including the points, won't matter.

Arbys.

[XelNya]

Re: TWG CLX If Emblem was a bad employee Game Thread

and last, apparently. Where you at, bruh? Oh yeah, you're allergic to D0

First and last, they will all suck ass.
Arbys

[XelNya]

Re: TWG CLX If Emblem was a bad employee Game Thread

I love you for this, Xel. <3

Statistically, no one loves you. You are alone.
Enjoy Arbys, you completely irrelevant turd.

[ShadoWolfe]

Re: TWG CLX If Emblem was a bad employee Game Thread

Thank you, Arby's <3

[XelNya]

Re: TWG CLX If Emblem was a bad employee Game Thread

Thank you, Arby's <3

Listen to Coldplay.

[ShadoWolfe]

Re: TWG CLX If Emblem was a bad employee Game Thread

I'll just go straight to Taylor Swift to heal my shattered soul.

[XelNya]

Re: TWG CLX If Emblem was a bad employee Game Thread

I'll just go straight to Taylor Swift to heal my shattered soul.

We only have coldplay, actually. Where's your God now?

[ShadoWolfe]

Re: TWG CLX If Emblem was a bad employee Game Thread

We only have coldplay, actually. Where's your God now?

Hah, I'll get back to you on that. Maybe after I finish singing along to every coldplay track you play (almost).

But probably not.

[MixMasterLar]

Re: TWG CLX If Emblem was a bad employee Game Thread

I wonder why I took the time to listen to the entire song.. twas interesting regardless

I can't believe I watched that whole 6969 video..

Oh well, at least I got this out of it:

Do people here not know Ninja Sex Party? They're great.

Also happy election day in the americas

No one I know is looking forward to today being a thing.

Psst, by the way folks, if the Lugia person thingy is gonna be doing this, I say we should lynch them first.

Just throwin' that out there, y'know what I'm sayin'?

uhh...no. No I do not.

Uh huh. Don't act like you didn't roll him.
He's pretty much you though, see?

That guy looks awesome as hell.

I don't really want to reveal my character because host suggested in OP we probably shouldn't, but I have this sneaky suspicion that they mean jack fuck all, like in boats.

Which basically means there's no point in worrying about it anyway, so just as well.

[R.E. Aryxi]

Re: TWG CLX If Emblem was a bad employee Game Thread

Do people here not know Ninja Sex Party? They're great.

I've known about them for quite a while but i don't listen to their memes unfortunately.

[R.E. Aryxi]

Re: TWG CLX If Emblem was a bad employee Game Thread

Psst, by the way folks, if the Lugia person thingy is gonna be doing this, I say we should lynch them first.

Just throwin' that out there, y'know what I'm sayin'?

Birb nu, pls. Thank.

[MixMasterLar]

Re: TWG CLX If Emblem was a bad employee Game Thread

I've known about them for quite a while but i don't listen to their memes unfortunately.

That shit is so funny tho. Well at least to me

I Proudly hang the Ninja Sex Party Movie (That's Totally Not Happening) Poster on my wall in my game room.

[XelNya]

Re: TWG CLX If Emblem was a bad employee Game Thread

Hah, I'll get back to you on that. Maybe after I finish singing along to every coldplay track you play (almost).

But probably not.

You know I'll spend the rest of today roasting beef with my dank arbys memes, but only one thing matters: that coldplay gets taken out back, like the dog in old yeller. The amount of heroin, and pills I take in the restroom without washing my hands isn't enough.
Arbys: fuck coldplay with the vast nothingness that is their (complete and utter lack of actual) talent.

[MixMasterLar]

Re: TWG CLX If Emblem was a bad employee Game Thread

Hot Read: Xel is probably a wolf.

The proof is right there

.
.

What more can the man say now that he has let that slip?