My dick is good, thank you very much. It gets love and attention no matter what <3 <3 <3
Originally posted by DaBackpack
also a fucking helicopter is the absolute last place I'd go to find out how big my dick is
Originally posted by Shadow_God_10
Dawg you don't even know. It's so fuckin' small I can use a pen cap to jack off
Originally posted by hi19hi19
yeah I'mma go for the Rave7 route she's just perfect, stiff on the top, thin in the middle, and has a BIG THICC END that I can just jack on all night UwU best girl
"Hey Keywii" Said Foil in a raspy voice.
"Hey Foil. What's that you got there?" inquired Keywii.
"Oh, just my cock." Replied Foil.
"That just will not do." was keywii's response as she lunged for the scissors, pulled the blades apart, and clamped them down on the base of foil's shaft. Blood start gushing out of the wound where his penis used to be.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Yelled Foil in horror.
"Don't worry. I'm a wizard" uttered Keywii. And with that, Foil's penis grew back.
mead, rai, tibs, squeek, fish, ipatch, raeko (OH WAIT also we need to hang out this week before i go back to windsor except i'm getting kind of sick but anyway i should probably finish this list), wicked, mal, a2p, edu, carbo, jamuko, grandi
and whoever else i forgot
which is probably a lot
i mean i want to meet like 90% of ffya/irc in real life
in particular, T5M, blue, leo, carlos, AJ, smitty, dirk, gundam, mnnicol, reptile, byron, lukestepwalker, adam, smartfag, EA, ninjamother****inkiwi because she's a babe and i would like to take her out to a sensibly priced restaurant followed by a night of efficient italian sex, destiny, samurai, cedo, foil, A2P, kgz, ipatch, tokzic (lol)...I have no ****ing idea who 0th moon is but sure why not...I can also tell that I'm probably missing a ****load of people but I've got a midterm in less than 12 hours and I know **** all so I probably shouldn't even be here right now
Guru's idea of sex brought to you by the same people who think you can get AIDS or HIV from touching doorknobs or that you can get pregnant from masturbating. AKA the Christian Church
Originally posted by Mystery Man
Hey Trixie, how does your asshole feel? Does it feel nice and stretched from how hard those jacks just raped you?
the only way you can be mean with this is if you make a list of people you would stay away from irl
You'd be first on my list. Kidding. Ily Andrew <3
Originally posted by Squeek
Guru's idea of sex brought to you by the same people who think you can get AIDS or HIV from touching doorknobs or that you can get pregnant from masturbating. AKA the Christian Church
Originally posted by Mystery Man
Hey Trixie, how does your asshole feel? Does it feel nice and stretched from how hard those jacks just raped you?
I might go to Texas next year so I might see i love you and MrRubix hehe
good i want nothing to do with you anyway
Originally posted by ~jrodd
keep ur head up or down whatevers most comfortable idk but ya i repsect u cuz u respect others and we all have opinions to share, so respect one another and keep being urself or someone else watever
Originally posted by ~Tao of Dossar
I never self-reflect, and therefore, I have no negative thoughts about myself. However I am also aware about my successes.
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