Re: Hammy's Subscription Giveaway
I've had a bad rep with squirrels. It's almost like I have been cursed with a spell that makes things happen between me and squirrels. Here are some things that have happened to me.
I once tried feeding a squirrel a nut. I lured the squirrel close to me, and before I could even toss the nut, it jumped on my leg, refusing to let go until I shook it off. Another time, I was eating my lunch outside, a squirrel leaped onto the table that I was sitting in and tried to eat my sandwich. One other unfortunate thing that happened was when I was walking with some friends of mine. One of them gave a squirrel a nut, and as the squirrel stuffed the nut inside it's mouth, it choked and died. Hopefully, if you, a McSquirrel, grant me a 3-month subscription, my ill-fortune with your fellow squirrels will be gone forever.
I tried xD.
I've had a bad rep with squirrels. It's almost like I have been cursed with a spell that makes things happen between me and squirrels. Here are some things that have happened to me.
I once tried feeding a squirrel a nut. I lured the squirrel close to me, and before I could even toss the nut, it jumped on my leg, refusing to let go until I shook it off. Another time, I was eating my lunch outside, a squirrel leaped onto the table that I was sitting in and tried to eat my sandwich. One other unfortunate thing that happened was when I was walking with some friends of mine. One of them gave a squirrel a nut, and as the squirrel stuffed the nut inside it's mouth, it choked and died. Hopefully, if you, a McSquirrel, grant me a 3-month subscription, my ill-fortune with your fellow squirrels will be gone forever.
I tried xD.





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