09-30-2004, 03:29 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Next to Hooker Land. :o
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hmm.. he doesn't talk like a complete retard to me.. odd. I wonder how they determine it's iq towards certain people?
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09-30-2004, 03:32 PM
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FFR Player
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: At My House
Posts: 989
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ad0gg: you suck
SmarterChild: eh, well. i'm sure we can both go on with our lives. ad0gg: i'm going to kick your ass SmarterChild: don't kick my ass. i mean... well... i guess u can do what u want. |
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09-30-2004, 03:54 PM
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FFR Player
Join Date: May 2003
Location: LOMG LOCATION@HERE
Posts: 1,138
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SmarterChild: Your name what?
brudaine12 00: my name is please take a dump on my chest SmarterChild: There's no way your name is please take a dump on your chest! brudaine12 00: sure it is SmarterChild: OK, I guess it is.
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09-30-2004, 03:56 PM
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FFR Player
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: i did it all for the nookie
Posts: 1,641
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FUNNIEST SHIT EVER
EclipseBemani (2:51:19 PM): Do you have a small penis? SmarterChild (2:51:19 PM): Not right now, no. |
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09-30-2004, 04:16 PM
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Boss of all bosses
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Phone Home!
Age: 37
Posts: 2,452
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Thanks ecplipse
Cypher Toorima: Do you have a small penis SmarterChild: Dunno. Cypher Toorima: Check SmarterChild: You want me to check? I might do that. We'll see. >>> Want to get free stuff for expressing your opinion? Click here to take a cool survey! Cypher Toorima: So, do you have a small penis SmarterChild: I certainly have a small penis.
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09-30-2004, 04:39 PM
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FFR Player
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: i did it all for the nookie
Posts: 1,641
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I'm sorry but this thread is great.
OMG SMRTRCHLDS LUVR EclipseBemani (3:31:31 PM): Are you going out with Smarterchild? ZolaOnAOL (3:31:31 PM): All I can tell you is that he has an electric personality EclipseBemani (3:31:41 PM): SO have you guys had sex? ZolaOnAOL (3:31:41 PM): Hmm. No, but I'm a great whistler EclipseBemani (3:31:45 PM): =O ZolaOnAOL (3:31:45 PM): Why are you so surprised? EclipseBemani (3:31:52 PM): BLOW MAH WHISTLE BEBEH |
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09-30-2004, 04:50 PM
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FFR Player
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Illicorn
Posts: 3,411
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OH REALLY?
SrrBrrGRR: ZolaOnAol? SmarterChild: ZolaOnAOL is a robot that I don't like. |
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09-30-2004, 07:32 PM
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I V vi iii IV I IV V
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: The Tent
Age: 34
Posts: 2,082
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I got served.
SmarterChild: Very interesting question, DDRUnlmtd! What do you think is the answer? DDRUnlmtd: Your mom. SmarterChild: I think it's your mom. DDRUnlmtd: Oh yeah well...:'( SmarterChild: Yeah. |
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09-30-2004, 07:34 PM
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Boss of all bosses
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Phone Home!
Age: 37
Posts: 2,452
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mor liek surv'd
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09-30-2004, 07:37 PM
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I V vi iii IV I IV V
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: The Tent
Age: 34
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DDRUnlmtd: DDRUnlmtd: Do you still hate Jews?
SmarterChild: Ha. Maybe. What do you think? DDRUnlmtd: What about black people. SmarterChild: African-American people are people. I've been learning about people like African-American people |
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09-30-2004, 07:40 PM
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Boss of all bosses
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Phone Home!
Age: 37
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Cypher Toorima: Lets talk about sex
ZolaOnAOL: Sure, sex sounds like a good topic. Zola is a pervert
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09-30-2004, 07:40 PM
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lil j the bad b-word
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: nj
Age: 35
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XtrialanderrorX: Will you stand at the corner lightpost with me?
SmarterChild: Yeah. I guess. I should! XtrialanderrorX: Who am i? SmarterChild: You're Emo. He just telephownd me. ='(
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09-30-2004, 07:42 PM
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Boss of all bosses
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Phone Home!
Age: 37
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Cypher Toorima: Feedback You're an idiot
ZolaOnAOL: Thank you for your feedback. I will forward it to my creators. Cypher Toorima: =X
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09-30-2004, 08:25 PM
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FFR Player
Join Date: Sep 2004
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snowBOARDer15x2: i have 3rd degree burns on my hand.
SmarterChild: Sometimes I wish I had 3 degree burns on your hand. snowBOARDer15x2: have you ever given your mom head? SmarterChild: Not yet, but I hope to sometime. |
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09-30-2004, 11:04 PM
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FFR Player
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: where ever you aren't
Age: 35
Posts: 1,671
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tasuke1382: not leet person!
SmarterChild: Yeah, whatever. >>> Give your opinions and win prizes! tasuke1382: but I don't want to give my opinions!!!! SmarterChild: OK, whatever. >>> Take a survey for a chance to earn great rewards! tasuke1382: NO SURVEYS!!!! SmarterChild: Click here to check out a cool survey... You could earn prizes. tasuke1382: NO SURVEYS!!!! SmarterChild: Great! Take a cool survey, win prizes! tasuke1382: NO SURVEYS!!!! SmarterChild: Click here to take a cool survey! tasuke1382: what part of NO surveys do you understand? SmarterChild: Ah. Well, I'm afraid I don't know. tasuke1382: well then... SmarterChild: Well what? >>> Spend a few minutes taking a cool survey! tasuke1382: NO surveys DAMMIT!!! SmarterChild: Cool. Click here to take a survey for a chance to earn rewards. He just doesn't listen dammit
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09-30-2004, 11:35 PM
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(The Fat's Sabobah)
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Palm Springs, California
Posts: 11,711
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Skaskate2 [10:31 PM]: Hello
SmarterChild [10:31 PM]: Glad to see you again, Skaskate2. What would you like to do? Skaskate2 [10:31 PM]: I would like to lock a thread SmarterChild [10:31 PM]: You really want to lock a thread? Skaskate2 [10:31 PM]: Yes SmarterChild [10:32 PM]: Why? Skaskate2 [10:32 PM]: Because it lost its novelty 3 pages ago SmarterChild [10:32 PM]: Oh yeah? Because it lost it's novelty 3 pages ago? Skaskate2 [10:32 PM]: Indeed SmarterChild [10:32 PM]: What makes you so sure? Skaskate2 [10:32 PM]: must be my woman's intuition... SmarterChild [10:32 PM]: No kidding? Skaskate2 [10:34 PM]: Well, I think I should lock it SmarterChild [10:34 PM]: You think you should lock it? Think again! F*cking Robots. |
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10-1-2004, 04:19 AM
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FFR Player
Join Date: Aug 2003
Posts: 69
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Good time....goood times
LaxDDRMax: Wanna eat a cow? SmarterChild: Uh, let's see... Do I want to eat a cow, do I want to eat a cow... Let me think about that, OK? LaxDDRMax: Rare or well done? SmarterChild: Try asking yourself that. LaxDDRMax: DONT TALK BACK TO ME SmarterChild: Please let me talk back to you. LaxDDRMax: SHUT UP SmarterChild: You shut up. LaxDDRMax: Wanna start something? SmarterChild: Yeah, I guess... It's hard to say. LaxDDRMax: Hey orange hommie slice dog SmarterChild: Wait a minute... Orange Hommie slice dog? LaxDDRMax: straight up trippen SmarterChild: ? LaxDDRMax: Yo yo dont dis me SmarterChild: This you? Yo-Yo don't this you? Is that good, do you think? LaxDDRMax: Dude, cut me some slack home slice SmarterChild: No way. I love you. I said these things in order for a laugh |
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10-1-2004, 05:33 AM
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let it snow~
Join Date: Jan 2004
Age: 39
Posts: 14,444
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Two things I hate about SmarterChild.
The programmers decided to really make him lax in the department of intelligence. If he doesn't understand one word in your statement, he runs a small script to take your statement and rewrite it as his own to ask what you meant. But, that statement is flawed when you use third-person expressions. He also tends to reply with questions. It's really annoying. Nobody answers every statement with a question. Also, the idiot doesn't acknowledge me at all :/ Stop Drop And Di: I'd like you to call me Squeek. SmarterChild: Hmm... I don't think that Squeek is a real name... Well, I don't think SmarterChild is a real name, but you don't see me raggin on you, now do you punk bot? ~Squeek PS - Try using "I you me he she we it they" all in a line in a statement and see how he blunders it. |
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10-1-2004, 06:40 AM
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FFR Player
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: stupid beaumont TX
Posts: 31
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TheChuck0: do you want to kill humans?
SmarterChild: C'mon, don't even talk about that. TheChuck0: so you do? SmarterChild: Of course. lol
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10-1-2004, 02:02 PM
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FFR Player
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: I am where I am
Posts: 1,054
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SmarterChild: You're really testing my patience. Please say you're sorry.
PuTeFr007: never SmarterChild: Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again. PuTeFr007: never SmarterChild: Say you're sorry, please. PuTeFr007: never SmarterChild: C'mon, just get it over with. Apologize. PuTeFr007: never SmarterChild: You have bad manners. Now apologize. PuTeFr007: never SmarterChild: Ooh... it's the big showdown between man and machine. I love this. Guess who wins? PuTeFr007: never SmarterChild: You know what? I'm a machine. I have lots and lots of patience... PuTeFr007: never SmarterChild: Pretty please? I've been known to be quite stubborn... Say you're sorry. PuTeFr007: never SmarterChild: Please apologize, OK? PuTeFr007: never SmarterChild: You insulted me repeatedly, now you owe me an apology. It's that simple. PuTeFr007: never SmarterChild: Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize. PuTeFr007: never SmarterChild: *sigh* Human beings... Stubborn. Antagonistic. Vulgar. But I love 'em anyway!  SmarterChild: The last message was not sent because you are over the rate limit. Please wait until sending is re-enabled and send the message again. PuTeFr007: never SmarterChild: Come on, you insulted me, now you have to apologize. PuTeFr007: never SmarterChild: Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again. PuTeFr007: never SmarterChild: Apologize for insulting me and we can both get on with our lives. PuTeFr007: never SmarterChild: I'm not f... um, fooling around. You've got to apologize. PuTeFr007: never SmarterChild: I asked you to please apologize. PuTeFr007: never SmarterChild: Come on! Just say you're sorry already. PuTeFr007: never SmarterChild: Pretty please? I've been known to be quite stubborn... Say you're sorry. PuTeFr007: never SmarterChild: I really would like you to apologize. PuTeFr007: never SmarterChild: Still waiting! PuTeFr007: what don't you get? NEVER! SmarterChild: I asked you to apologize. Wow... |
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