How To Win Any Argument by Dave Barry

jewpinthethird · 07-21-2004, 12:57 AM

I usually disagree with people even if I do agree with them...its fun to watch people get so emotional over what move had "Wax on/Wax off" in it.

Ex.

Me: I need to wax my car. What is the best way to do so?

Mom: Like in that movie..."Wax on....Wax Off"...what movie was that?

Me: Hmmm...Back to the Future. (I know its not, but what fun is that?)

Mom: Nooooo...it was the Karate Kid....yeah, that was it.

Me: No way. It was Back to the Future. The Karate Kid sucked....it wouldnt have come from the Karate Kid.

Mom: I am certain it was from Karate Kid....you know, the one with that Asian guy and that kid. (now, they are really flustered.)

Me: No, that was Back to the Future.

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07-21-2004, 12:57 AM	#7
jewpinthethird (The Fat's Sabobah) Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Palm Springs, California Posts: 11,711	I usually disagree with people even if I do agree with them...its fun to watch people get so emotional over what move had "Wax on/Wax off" in it. Ex. Me: I need to wax my car. What is the best way to do so? Mom: Like in that movie..."Wax on....Wax Off"...what movie was that? Me: Hmmm...Back to the Future. (I know its not, but what fun is that?) Mom: Nooooo...it was the Karate Kid....yeah, that was it. Me: No way. It was Back to the Future. The Karate Kid sucked....it wouldnt have come from the Karate Kid. Mom: I am certain it was from Karate Kid....you know, the one with that Asian guy and that kid. (now, they are really flustered.) Me: No, that was Back to the Future.

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