Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.
i'm possesed by a penis-devil (aren't i clever?)
i'm possesed by a penis-devil (aren't i clever?)
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"AW MAN, WE SUCK AGAIN!"
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I like farm animals better..
Originally Posted by jewpinthethird[link]:
"If you get stung by enough bees you turn into a bee,
because the venom gets into the blood stream which
spreads bee DNA throughout your entire body...
changing your genetic structure into a bee's.
Every year roughly 125 people in America are turned into bees this way."
Originally Posted by MrRubix[link]:
"Do you basically bukkake-paint your walls every time you jack it?"
Originally Posted by All_That_Chaz[link]:
"My pity-sex depreciates at a rate of 5% annually."Comment
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Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.
BecauseIGotItLikeThat OrPossibly BecauseILike ToDoSheep Instead, No?
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Where the boundaries of sanity blur.Comment
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I'm a douche in personComment
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Bwahahahaha! I eat boys for breakfast.Comment
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*fap fap fap fap fap*Originally posted by Tokzic
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Digs Midna, Nuff saidComment
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hmmm..... well if i didnt have one this woullldd be my response: im picky -^^-.....k.i.s.u s.h.i.t.e!...
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i hang out with losersi have no sigComment
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Pussy too tight. Hurts guys.Comment
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The reason: I'm way to awesome and no girl deserves me.
True story, actually.Truth lies in loneliness, When hope is long gone by -Blind Guardian, The Soulforged
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Immature bitches in my school
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I finger them too hard...
damn u ffr..."AW MAN, WE SUCK AGAIN!"
- Rob Schneider, The Waterboy (1998)Comment
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