Fav Family Guy Quotes

[ddr_f4n]

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Brian: This chocolate is sooooooo good, but I can't eat it 'cause it's gonna make me fat, but it's sooooooo good.

[Ihaveawii]

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Tom: Here's Ollie Williams with our blaccu-weather report, what's it like out there Ollie
Ollie: It's raining sideways!
Tom: Where's your umbrella?
Ollie: Five miles that way!
Tom: Is there anything we can get for you?
Ollie: Soup!
Tom: What kind?
Ollie: CHUNKY!!

[ygugsa295]

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she needs to get laid big time.

peter: i hear this guy's gonna be hilarious. he played kramer, you know.
cleveland: oh, this is gonna be fun!

you can't leave, that's desertion! they'll come after you like peter went after that hockey coach. oop. no clip? oop, thought we had a clip. nope? ok.

[SpoOkyMagician]

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LOL... Those were all funny. But my favorite was the one about KFC. :P I live in Kentucky and I found the joke very funny. :P

Petter: "Wait, you mean I flew all the way to kentucky and the cernel isnt working today?"
Guy: "Yo' he dead."
Petter: "What?"
Guy: "I say he dead."
Petter: "Is Mr. Sanders in?!"
Guy: "Yo' fool, what yo prob, i said he dead."
Petter: "...THE CERNAL!"

lol...

[712185]

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"aaaahh!! What Was The Point Of All That?! This Just Shoots You In The Arm! It Doesn't Make Breakfast At All! Aaahhh!"

[SpoOkyMagician]

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Oh yea! :P That was funny as hell. ^_^

[BLaCkHawKDowN615]

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Peter: Brian look, there's a message in my Alphabets. It says, OOOOOOOOO.
Brian: Peter those are Cheerios.


^^^
classic

[Chromer]

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Peter: Brian look, there's a message in my Alphabets. It says, OOOOOOOOO.
Brian: Peter those are Cheerios.

That's another one of my favorites.



Brian: "Quagmire, isn't there an "O" in country?"

Quagmire: "Giggity Giggity!"

[BLaCkHawKDowN615]

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Peter: Yes. Now I can do what I had planned for today. Gladiator mice.
.....................
Peter: YES YES DIE DIE DIE. I have everything and YOU HAVE NOTHING!!!

[dickjustice~]

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joe-peter you realize im gunna have to take your lisense
peter-well youll have to catch me..-chaces joe in tank-
-runs joes legs over-
joe-peter what the hell?!
peter-ehehehehehe you look like a half empty tooth paste

[6 p01nt3d*st@r]

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PETER: i need to poop...............NOW!
peter:like that time i outfarted michel moore
stewie: what the duce?
chris:thers an evil monkey in my closet!!!
chris: (says to loues)peter is starting his own tv station but he told me not to tell mom because shes just going to bicth about it

[BLaCkHawKDowN615]

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Doctor: The operation was a success. What are you going to go by now?
*looks down*
Ehehehe. Peter.

[powerflash86]

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Peter- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Lois, this isn't my Batman glass.

[Izzy-chandess]

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Chris: I'M SO AWKWARD!!!

[BLaCkHawKDowN615]

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Peter: I work at Burger King making flamer woopers, I wear paper hats.
Would you like an apple pie with that?
Would you like an apple pie with that?
Ding! Fries are done.
Ding! Fries are done.
Ding! Fries are done.
Ding! Fries are done.
I gotta run.
I gotta run.
I gotta run.
I gotta run.
Don't bob for fries in hot fatty meat.
They hurt bad and so do skin grafts.
Would you like an apple pie with that?
Would you like an apple pie with that?
Where is the bell?
Wait for the bell.
Can't hear the bell.
Where is the bell?
Ding! Fries are done.
Ding! Fries are done.
Ding! Fries are done.
Ding! Fries are done.
I work at Burger King making flamer woopers. I wear paper hats.
Would you like an apple pie with that?
Would you like an apple pie with that?
Ding! Fries are done.
Ding! Fries are done.
Ding! Fries are done.
Ding! Fries are done.