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peter: there must be some explaination for all this..
brian: there is...god..is..pissed!
peter: there must be some explaination for all this..
brian: there is...god..is..pissed!
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Stewie playing basketball...
(Stewie trips black guy)
black guy: yo man thats trippin
Stewie: brother please you're the one whos trippin. go on cry home to your momma, she's waitin for you.
black guy: now don't make me put my size 13's up your narrow ass
Stewie: oh sweat you bring it on bitch. now how ya gonna act...pshh, bring that trash in here. this is MY house.
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Practice safe lunch. Use a condiment.Comment
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nothing else has worked so far..so il wish upon a star..wonderous dancing spec of light.. need a jew...lois makes me take the rap..cuz our checkbook looks like crap..since i cant give her a slap..i need a jew...where to find..a boum or stien or stein..to teach me how to whine and do my ta-a-axes-s...
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Chris: oh i wish that scary looking clown at the end of my bed would go away
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Way to go on this horrid thread. It's great how none of your quotes are funny. And good job for making an ass of yourself in the "Who's gay?" thread.Originally posted by ryanisadouche
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dude...suck my left nut...if you dont like it...dont read it..believe it or not you have that choice!
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don't ask him to do something that he will...you'll regret it when he bites it off.
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Wow I make a thread about a satanic youtube song and you get after this guy? Strange world we live in...Everything ever said or written has a little truth to it no matter what anyone says. PM me about my sig and try to give me a contradicting sentence.Comment
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heheh alright! gigidy gigidy!
FC's:52
AAA's:11
Tokens:18
Skill Tokens:3
I play with one hand
(it's screwing me over a bit now)
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In myself before lock/move/ban/fail
Wait... too late for the last oneComment
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Prosecutor: "Stewie, would you say that Mr. Jackson was agressive towards you?"
Stewie: "I'll say. And the worst thin is he never asked me out to dinner."
~Courtroom explodes into laughter~
Stewie: "No no, but in all seriousness he was pretty aggressive."
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Re: Fav Family Guy Quotes
Well here are a few of my favorites.
Peter: To many people get away with injustice. Like the folks you meet in those Louisiana swamps.
*shows kermit sitting in a log playing the banjo and a guy rows up in a boat*
Guy in boat: Excuse me do you know how to get to town
*Kermit puts away the banjo and pulls out a shotgun*
Kermit: Yea its back the way you came.
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Brian: Meamo es Brian. (Says some other stuff in Spanish that I can't spell)
Guy: That was pretty good, but actually when you said meamo es Brian you don't need the es, just meamo Brain.
Brian: Oh you speak english.
Guy: No just that first speech and this one explaining it.
Brian: You...Your kidding right?
Guy: que
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Peter: Micheal Eisner
Stewie: Cover your heart!
Eisner: Kaly Maaaa....Kaly Maaaaa......Kaly Maaaaaa
Peter: You betrayed the shareholders.
*Peter punches Eisner off a cliff then eisner is eaten by crocodiles*
Stewie: You think he's dead?
Peter: Nah, Nah he'll be back on his feet in no time. Probably following Jonathan Dolgens foot steps, wind up with a pod dealer over at touchstone.
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Stewie: Hell, well thats a bit much don't you think. I mean sure I've spent my entire life trying to kill my mother, but who hasn't. Really for Hell This is not that bad.
Steve Allen: Hi there I'm Steve Allen
Stewie: Oh hello
*Allen takes of shirt*
Allen: Alright lets do this
Stewie: AHHH!!
*Stewie dissapears from hell*
Allen: I don't understand i was only going to ask him to fix my collar.
Allen: Well I wonder what they have on TV in Hell?
TV: *singing*
*Allen tries changing the channel with the remote but can't*
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Girl: Peter don't. They say if you watch that video you die.
Peter: Ah thats a lot of belony.
*puts in a tape of the movie Mannequin, which starts playing on the TV with music playing as well*
TV: We can build this dream together, stand this storm forever, nothings gonna stop us now.
*shows Peter on the ground dead with his mouth stretched opened*Last edited by cC@Zz; 04-23-2007, 03:37 PM.There is a 50% chance your pillow will eat you while you are sleeping.Comment
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