A lifes lesson earned the hard way, by lupin teh third

Lupin_the_3rd · 12-16-2003, 10:32 PM

Yes bad idea #1233 from Lupin The third...do not let curiosity overcome common sense...The story goes like this...eh hem:

It was raining and shit outside and Lupin has to go peepee but Lupin is also a fucking lazy ass bastard and doesn't want to get off of teh computer...but no... I didn't wet my pants (this time) i walked down towards the bathroom, so remote it seemed from the computer (approximately 10 paces). So when Lupin gets down the stairs he hears a noise and sees a deranged monkey hop out of the refridgerator... Luckily i was carrying my 12 gauge and shot him in the spleen and he was liek kaboom and died and stuff. So like now i was 5 paces from the bathroom...so close yet so far seemed my unattainable goal as my bladder began to receive permanent damge...

Anyways i like got a few feet from the bathroom door and i see a reflection in the window... could it be? No...Impossible!!
These were the last words I uttered as Mr Bean and Richard Simmons knocked me out with a cinder block. The next thing I knew i was in the back of a van with no windows...this is a bad thing, I quickly discovered. I then realized that they had conveniently left a motorcycle with the keys in the ignition, the backdoor unlocked and a few hundred thousand eploids lying around. These could come in handy, I thought to myself...I was about to escape when they were stopped at a drive through a gas station which served hamburgers but then I realized that I wasn't the legal age to drive a motorcycle so I stayed put.

A couple of hours later I awoke in the basement of a Wendy's which I ironically knew was a Wendy's for no apparent reason and proceeded through the wrangled mess of disheveled teddy bears and illiterate gnomes. So anyway I went upstairs and then I realized it wasn't a Wendy's but instead a Mcdonalds so I decided to take more than one extra refill just to spite those bastards as I left with a Super sized coca-cola.

Upon entering the Stealth bomber which, of course was in the parking lot, I ironically noticed that they hadn't parked correctly...I was sure to give the pilot a slap on the backside for more than one reason...! However I quickly changed my mind as a 300 something pound man dressed in A hamburgler suit entered the cockpit for a reason unbeknownst to me and the little elves which I now noticed were also in the plane...

As I walked into my bathroom door I decided to see what would happen if you twisted your peepee thing upside down while you peed, and i peed all over the floor and myself. Morale of story: either wear diapers or don't be an idiot and turn your peepee thing upside down while taking a peepee...

I aplogize for the bold part of the text, this part was in fact fictional. That's right, that's what I had to resort to to get my point across that you shouldnt pee upside down

12-16-2003, 10:32 PM	#1
Lupin_the_3rd FFR Player Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 2,665	A lifes lesson earned the hard way, by lupin teh third Yes bad idea #1233 from Lupin The third...do not let curiosity overcome common sense...The story goes like this...eh hem: It was raining and shit outside and Lupin has to go peepee but Lupin is also a fucking lazy ass bastard and doesn't want to get off of teh computer...but no... I didn't wet my pants (this time) i walked down towards the bathroom, so remote it seemed from the computer (approximately 10 paces). So when Lupin gets down the stairs he hears a noise and sees a deranged monkey hop out of the refridgerator... Luckily i was carrying my 12 gauge and shot him in the spleen and he was liek kaboom and died and stuff. So like now i was 5 paces from the bathroom...so close yet so far seemed my unattainable goal as my bladder began to receive permanent damge... Anyways i like got a few feet from the bathroom door and i see a reflection in the window... could it be? No...Impossible!! These were the last words I uttered as Mr Bean and Richard Simmons knocked me out with a cinder block. The next thing I knew i was in the back of a van with no windows...this is a bad thing, I quickly discovered. I then realized that they had conveniently left a motorcycle with the keys in the ignition, the backdoor unlocked and a few hundred thousand eploids lying around. These could come in handy, I thought to myself...I was about to escape when they were stopped at a drive through a gas station which served hamburgers but then I realized that I wasn't the legal age to drive a motorcycle so I stayed put. A couple of hours later I awoke in the basement of a Wendy's which I ironically knew was a Wendy's for no apparent reason and proceeded through the wrangled mess of disheveled teddy bears and illiterate gnomes. So anyway I went upstairs and then I realized it wasn't a Wendy's but instead a Mcdonalds so I decided to take more than one extra refill just to spite those bastards as I left with a Super sized coca-cola. Upon entering the Stealth bomber which, of course was in the parking lot, I ironically noticed that they hadn't parked correctly...I was sure to give the pilot a slap on the backside for more than one reason...! However I quickly changed my mind as a 300 something pound man dressed in A hamburgler suit entered the cockpit for a reason unbeknownst to me and the little elves which I now noticed were also in the plane... As I walked into my bathroom door I decided to see what would happen if you twisted your peepee thing upside down while you peed, and i peed all over the floor and myself. Morale of story: either wear diapers or don't be an idiot and turn your peepee thing upside down while taking a peepee... I aplogize for the bold part of the text, this part was in fact fictional. That's right, that's what I had to resort to to get my point across that you shouldnt pee upside down

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