Whoa, wtf

[Dynam0]

This kid I just talked to was tweaking cuz his dog bit his ****ing eye out....how scary is that?

Devin says:
its black
Devin says:
my true color
Bobby says:
is it like popped right out or just looks bigger?
Bobby says:
haha
Devin says:
its popped right out Bobby, geez your dumb, i clearly said it 5 million times
Bobby says:
like just hanging there....
Devin says:
ahhhhhhhh
Devin says:
its OUT
Bobby says:
no way
Bobby says:
lol
Bobby says:
that would be freaky
Bobby says:
its like sitting on ur cheeck?
Devin says:
ITS OUT, ITS IN MY HAND
Devin says:
you might see tomorrow if i can go to school
Bobby says:
no way
Bobby says:
lol
Bobby says:
thats ****ed up
Devin says:
yup im serious
Bobby says:
why arent u going to the hospital
Devin says:
why would i lie about that
Devin says:
cuz my dad and mom arent home
Devin says:
and it doesnt hurt
Devin says:
so i will wait for them to get home without panicing so i can get a ride to the Hospital
Bobby says:
whoa
Bobby says:
did it bleed alot?
Devin says:
its all over the keyboard....i tried to fill the hole in with kleenex but the blood went right through it
Bobby says:
wtf!
Bobby says:
man....that sux
Bobby says:
ur gonna like need a patch
Devin says:
i know its actually starting to hurt now
Bobby says:
damn
Devin says:
your smart what do i do??
Devin says:
im scared
Devin says:
im too young to die
Bobby says:
u wont die lol
Bobby says:
when r they (parents) coming home?
Devin says:
in like a half an hour
Bobby says:
hmmm
Bobby says:
u should like lie down so the blood stays in the eye or something
Devin says:
i think that a bad thing to do cuz then the blood will flood my brain
Bobby says:
oh shi....didn't think of that one
Devin says:
man...im scared
Bobby says:
call 911
Bobby says:
do it
Devin says:
ok 1 sec
Devin says:
ahhhhhhhhhhhh they are busy
Bobby says:
bull
Bobby says:
theyre never busy
Devin says:
i cant get through
Bobby says:
****
Devin says:
lol
Devin says:
****
Devin says:
im screwed
Bobby says:
do u feel dizzy or nething?
Bobby says:
weak?
Devin says:
i feel weak
Bobby says:
jesus
Devin says:
and i cant see out of my one eye
Bobby says:
well ya..
Bobby says:
oh....
Bobby says:
wait, which one?
Devin says:
no i can see out of the one that is in my hand
Bobby says:
wtf?
Devin says:
but not the one still attached
Devin says:
i know its ****ed up
Bobby says:
what does it look like?
Devin says:
frankenstein
Bobby says:
man thats messed lol
Devin says:
oh theres my parents brb
Bobby says:
k
Devin says:
lol brb
Devin says:
****...it was just the paperboy
Bobby says:
oh christ
Bobby says:
keep trying 911 then
Devin says:
i am
Devin says:
****ing phone
Devin says:
ahhhhhhhh i just broke the phone
Bobby says:
what?
Bobby says:
lol
Devin says:
i got mad and threw it
Bobby says:
calm down man
Bobby says:
where do u live?
Bobby says:
i'll call them
Devin says:
hahahhahaha
Bobby says:
u were kidding...?
Devin says:
no
Devin says:
i cant remember where i live
Devin says:
im all random now
Bobby says:
well..
Bobby says:
thats not good
Bobby says:
go to ur neighbors house man
Bobby says:
before it gets worse
Bobby says:
serious

(There was like a 5 minute pause I was like freaking out)

Bobby says:
u there?
Bobby says:
Devin?!

(Few moments)


Devin says:
ok thanks man
Bobby says:
omg wtf dont do that to me man
Devin says:
ok dont call 911 im good now, my dad is home and taking me to the hospital, cya tomorrow man
Bobby says:
umm k
Bobby says:
bye..

Almost gave me a heart attack o.O