Make me laugh for $100

[heyhey11]

so a blonde a brunette and a red head are in a hotel elevator. They see a puddle of what looks to be cum. The red head looks at and says it looks like cum. The brunette smells it and says it smells like cum. The blonde takes a little on her finger licks it and says "well, its noone in this hotel"

what you call a blonde with pigtails, a blow job with handlebars

4 gay guys in a hot tub, a condom floats to the top of the water. 1 asks "Who farted?"