Dangerous Dorm Behavior

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I got scared about the way people are acting at night here in the dorm and wrote the following article. Please feel free to contribute your opinions about this issue. You can find the original article at itmorr.com.

This Dorm Has Problems

I'm beginning to wonder if people are being hurt or fires are being started or something at 1 am. It sounds like a disaster is going on somewhere in the dorm every night. For example, I hear lots of stomping noises. This could indicate that some kid has accidently chopped his hand off and is stomping at the RA's door to get help. Another example is the slamming of doors. Everyone's in such a hurry to get somewhere that they all slam their doors. It usually doesn't happen in the daytime; only at night. Maybe the reason they're slamming their doors is because they need to hurry up and get to another dorm to participate in a late night study session for an exam the next day. As if all these loud noises aren't enough, I often hear screams down the hall like maybe kids need immediate medical help and nobody is willing to help them out at the moment. It's starting to scare me that all these kids have the same problems at 1 am. It's evident that there must be some sort of sickness because of all the vomit that has appeared in the halls and showers lately. Not to mention all the trash pulled out of the trash cans in the bathroom.